The OAF House

DK 1982

San Antonio-born band Bu****le Surfers wants you to dive into their documentary The San Antonio-born-and-bred punk band, Bu****le Surfers, have just released a teaser for their upcoming documentary, and they want you to dive in.

Vaya con dios, Gary

I will not be able to sing at Woodshock. They tell me that there will be a booth with s**t of mine to sell. Gunna try and sit close to that.

Hey, can anyone who lived or spent much time at OAF house draw a diagram of who lived in which rooms, or where things were located? I rarely visited rooms - mostly hung with Jukebox in his room overlooking the back yard.

Punk just won't last. You and your kind will just disappear.

Just something a hippie told me in front of the Colony.

Frank Zappa

"The Man From Utopia" released on this day in 1983! The album's cover art is by Tanino Liberatore, and depicts an incident from FZ's tour of Italy the year before: The cover portrays FZ on stage killing mosquitoes - a reference to a concert at Parco Redecesio on July 7, 1982 where the band was attacked by a huge number of mosquitoes while on stage; and the back cover, depicting the riot in Palermo on July 14, when police fired tear gas at the audience. Official Release #36. http://bit.ly/2nFJ4Cp

Frank Zappa

"Francesco Zappa" released in 1984. The album features chamber music by the Italian composer Francesco Zappa (fl. 1763-1788) - His First Digital Recording in over 200 Years - performed by The Barking Pumpkin Digital Gratification Consort, Conducted by Frank Zappa. Despite the last name, the two Zappas are not related. Cover painting by Donald Roller Wilson. This is Official FZ Release #42. http://bit.ly/2zZliFF

Frank Zappa

"Weasels Ripped My Flesh" released in 1970. It is the second album released after the Mothers' disbanding in 1969, preceded by "Burnt Weeny Sandwich." In contrast to its predecessor, which predominately focused on studio recordings of tightly arranged compositions, "Weasels Ripped My Flesh" largely consists of live recordings and features more improvisation. Frank Zappa recruited artist Neon Park to create a subversive image based on a cover story from the September 1956 issue of Man's Life, a Men's adventure magazine. The magazine's cover story depicts a shirtless man being attacked by numerous weasels, above the caption "Weasels Ripped My Flesh". After showing Neon a copy of the magazine, Zappa inquired, "This is it. What can you do that's worse than this?" Neon's answer was to craft a parody of an advertisement for Schick brand electric razor based on the "Weasels Ripped My Flesh" theme. This is Official Release #10. What's your favorite track on the album? http://bit.ly/2wLbnk6

The Dicks From Texas

Mike Carroll, singer for 1980s Austin band Poison 13, dies | Austin Music Source

music.blog.austin360.com Longtime Austin musician Mike Carroll, who left an indelible impression as the passionate and charismatic singer for 1980s blues-punk garage band Poison 13 and later with the Lord High Fixers and Total Sound Group Direct Action Committee, died Tuesday night after a weeks-long battle with bacterial m...

Would someone care to draw a diagram of the first and second floors and ID which folks lived in them? Take a photo of it and post. Please be discreet with full names, use nicknames we all know. :-) Some folks may not want their full names published.

Howdy folks. I need to give this page to someone who has the energy to take it. I took it because I did not want to see it die. Tried to do right by it but, honestly, I just don't have the time. Anyone?

In the words of Jukebox; To know me is to Blow me.

Kick-aBoy-George juice.

I never lived at the OAF House. Was there a lot but slept elsewhere. Byron Scott lived there. As many others did. One day we were having a BBQ. I showed up with a s**t ton of meat and a few bottles of barbeque sauce. Byron gave me the most disgusted look I have yet to have seen. He said no. Then he took me into the kitchen, pulled out a bunch of tomatoes, onions, garlic, lemons and a f**k ton of other stuff. He then schooled me on how to make bbq sauce. I helped him prep and to this very day....I still attempt to emulate how good his most home made sauce was....

Hickoids

Happy birthday Davy Jones.
Gone but never forgotten.

Bu****le Surfers A**l Obsession

Hey...Hey hey hey....

FDR

It just wouldn't be OAF without a dark night of the soul

I no longer give a s**t. Going to delete this page, let me know if you want it

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Madness takes its toll

Bu****le Surfers A**l Obsession

since ya can't be there, listen to HEY, DUM DUM, and SOMETHING from Double Live and close your eyes...all recorded this date in 1988...

as the new editor of this page i'd like to say a few things. first off OAF stands for "the one armed farmers." i was there the night it was hatched. happened at the colony. that's about it except the time that dennis weirdo with the rattlesnake dropped some acid and painted himself green and tried to blow scot. more memories to come.

The One Armed Farmer's page is always open for your stories, anecdotes, drunken memories, lies what have you.

If you have a memory to share please do so.

An anecdote from the net, premise is military punishments. This one kind of surprised me.

In our unit we had one guy that would constantly hum songs. Well one day our CO had enough of his behavior so he tells him to report to his locker. So he goes to his locker and stands in front of it, CO tells him to get inside the locker. When he does he shuts and locks the door with him inside. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a quarter and pushes it through the vent holes and tells the guy to start singing, and tells him that whenever someone puts a quarter in the slot he was to sing another song. This went on for 6 hours, the guy made around 15 bucks in quarters and we were all in pain from laughing at him. Needless to say he acquired the name 'Jukebox' and never hummed again.

Sandra Bernhard and the Bu****le Surfers cover Heart, in Spanish, 1987

dangerousminds.net Bands come and go; Bu****le Surfers rarities are forever. This one is especially mysterious. The April 1987 issue of SPIN gave it one sentence, in between items about the Fat Boys’ upcoming feature film Disorderlies and Bob Stinson’s recent firing from the Replacements: Sandra Bernhardt [sic] has…

Heather Go Psycho "All Girl Punk/Rock Band" Rocks Austin

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youtube.com Heather Go Psycho, http://tinyurl.com/ycdxnk8, an "All Girl Punk/Rock Band" from San Antonio, Texas performs "Big Girls Don't Cry" and "Rebel Girl" at Flamin...