Creedence Commonwealth

My friends! My friends! News from the Town Crier!
Court is in session beginning on Easter Sunday at the Museum of Science, Boston. You can tour Boston at 9:30, 11:30, 1:30, 3:30 or 5:30!

If you've been hurt by land!
If you've been hurt by sea!
Creedence Commonwealth will represent you legally!*

*but probably not

Buckle up!

Court is adjourned!
Creedence Commonwealth has been found guilty of having a wonderful time in the 2023 season of giving amphibious tours of Boston. Thank you to everyone who sought my representation. I hope you were more than satisfied with your settlements. It was and continues to be an honor and a privilege to represent you and the city of Boston. ❤️🦆

Heathens and ne'er do wells!

If you'd like to duck the law, here's where you'll find me in the next two weeks:

Sunday, Sept 17th - Museum of Science, Boston - 9AM rotation
Monday, Sept 18th - New England Aquarium - 11AM rotation
Tuesday, Sept 19th - New England Aquarium - 1030AM rotation
Wednesday, Sept 20th - New England Aquarium - 10AM rotation
Sunday, Sept 24th - Museum of Science, Boston - 9AM rotation

As we roll into the fall, our tours go out less often. If you'd like to take a tour with me, message me to ask about my schedule. You can also message my handsome intern Dana Jay Bein.

Good day!

Need ye’ a lawyer?
Ye’ needn’t go another step.
Creedence Commonwealth’s DUKW law offices roll in the following places and times:

Sunday, September 3rd: New England Aquarium - 9:30, 11:30, 1:30, 3:30 & 5:30

Monday, September 4th: Prudential Center Boston - 10, 12, 2, 4 & 6

Wednesday, September 6th: Museum of Science, Boston - 10:30, 12:30, 2:30 & 4:30

Sunday, September 10th: New England Aquarium - 9, 11, 1, 3 & 5

Settlers always settle with Commonwealth!
Let’s take em to court!

Tis time again to release my law office hours.
Make note, good friends, as Creedence is terribly busy.
So many people require my services. Settlers ALWAYS settle with Commonwealth!

8/27: Museum of Science, Boston - 930, 1130, 130, 330 & 530
8/28: Prudential Center Boston - 1030; 1230, 230, 430 & 630
8/29: Prudential Center Boston - 9, 11, 1, 3 & 5
8/30: Prudential Center Boston - 9, 11, 1, 3 & 5
8/31: New England Aquarium - 1030; 1230, 230, 430 & 630
9/3: New England Aquarium - 930, 1130, 130, 330 & 530

HUZZAH!

Tired of fighting the law alone? Bored out of a lack of petty grievances? Would you like to be squired around the beautiful city of Boston by the new world's FIRST personal injury lawyer?

Grab your neck brace, your puppet shark, a thirst for Boston history and jump into the roving law offices of Creedence Commonwealth!

Office hours take place in replica WW2 DUKWs at the following junctures:

8/20: Museum of Science, Boston - 9:30, 11:30, 1:30, 3:30 & 5:30
8/21: New England Aquarium - 10:30, 12:30, 2:30, 4:30 & 6:30
8/22: New England Aquarium - 10:30, 12:30, 2:30, 4:30 & 6:30
8/23: Museum of Science, Boston - 9:30, 11:30, 1:30, 3:30 & 5:30
8/27: Museum of Science, Boston - 9:30, 11:30, 1:30, 3:30 & 5:30

It's gonna be weird. It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be historic.
Let's hold court together!

My law offices are touring at the Prudential today through Wednesday! Start times at 9, 11, 1, 3 & 5!

Good people of Boston, my office hours for legal representation have been moved for the day. Today, I’ll be offering office hours at 10:30, 12:30, 2:30, 4:30 & 6:30 at Museum of Science, Boston.🦆🚤❤️

Hear ye! Hear ye!

Tis the schedule of my court appearances for the upcoming ten days! Should you want a tour of the court of Boston, purchase a ticket for one of the following days, locations and times and send a telegram to my office confirming your arrangement. I should make you aware that my law offices are open on Saturday, August 12th. Tis my first Saturday appearance this season.

Sunday, August 6th:
Museum of Science - 9, 11, 1, 3 & 5

Monday, August 7th:
New England Aquarium - 9:30, 11:30, 1:30, 3:30 & 5:30

Tuesday, August 8th:
Prudential Center - 10:30, 12:30, 2:30, 4:30 & 6:30

Saturday, August 12th:
New England Aquarium - 9:30, 11:30, 1:30, 3:30 & 5:30

Sunday August 13th:
New England Aquarium - 9:30, 11:30, 1:30, 3:30 & 5:30

Good day to you. I'll see you in court!

Settlers ALWAYS settle with Commonwealth! Here’s where you can listen to Creedence Dirtywater’s Revival:

Sunday, July 30th:
New England Aquarium - 9:30, 11:30, 1:30, 3:30 & 5:30

Monday, July 31st:
Museum of Science - 9, 11, 1, 3 & 5

Tuesday, August 1st:
Museum of Science - 9, 11, 1, 3 & 5

Wednesday, August 2nd:
Prudential Center - 9, 11, 1, 3 & 5

Sunday, August 6th:
Museum of Science - 9, 11, 1, 3 & 5

If you want my representation, buy tickets for one of those dates, times and locations, then let me know as soon as possible.

HUZZAH

HAVE YOU BEEN HURT BY LAND?
HAVE YOU BEEN HURT BY SEA?
CREEDENCE COMMONWEALTH WILL REPRESENT YOU LEGALLY!

The city of Boston is my courtroom.
You deserve the best (and the oldest) representation in the new world!

7/23: New England Aquarium - 10, 12, 2, 4 & 6
7/24: Museum of Science, Boston - 9, 11, 1, 3 & 5
7/25: Museum of Science, Boston - 9, 11, 1, 3 & 5
7:30: New England Aquarium - 9:30, 11:30, 1:30, 3:30 & 5:30

HUZZAH!

Tis schedule day for the Commonwealth Law Partners!
If you'd like to be a client both by land and by water, here are where I'll be keeping office hours this coming week. If you know where I am, I can't duck out! Should you want a tour of the court of Boston, please contact me if you see a date, location and time below that works for you.

Sunday, July 16th: New England Aquarium - 9, 11, 1, 3 & 5
Monday, July 17th: Museum of Science, Boston - 9, 11, 1, 3 & 5
Tuesday, July 18th: New England Aquarium - 9, 11, 1, 3 & 5
Wednesday, July 19th: Museum of Science - 9, 11, 1, 3 & 5
Sunday, July 23rd: New England Aquarium - 10, 12, 2, 4 & 6

Good day!

Good day, potential clients. Creedence Commonwealth at Law wishes to squire around Boston in a giant duck in hopes to earn the good fortune to represent you. If you've been burdened by a series of unfortunate malfeasances, you can find me at the following locations:

7/9: New England Aquarium: 9:00; 11:00; 1:00; 3:00 & 5:00
7/10: New England Aquarium: 10:00, 12:00, 2:00, 4:00 & 6:00
7/11: New England Aquarium: 9:30, 11:30, 1:30, 3:30 & 5:30
7/12: Prudential Center - Holding Court on the Sidewalk
7/16: New England Aquarium: 9:00; 11:00; 1:00; 3:00 & 5:00

THE COMMONWEALTH OF MASSACHUSETTS* WANTS TO REPRESENT YOU!

*Creedence Commonwealth at Law is not to be confused with the Bay State or its nearly 7 million residents or governing bodies

Past, present and future clients!
My court appearances for the following week are as follows:

7/2: New England Aquarium: 10:30; 12:30; 2:30; 4:30 & 6:30
7/3: New England Aquarium: 9:00; 11:00; 1:00; 3:00 & 5:00
7/4: Museum of Science: 8:00; 10:00; 12:00; 2:00; 4:00
7/5: Prudential Center - Holding Court on the Sidewalk
7/9: New England Aquarium: 9:00; 11:00; 1:00; 3:00 & 5:00

THE COMMONWEALTH OF MASSACHUSETTS* WANTS TO REPRESENT YOU!

*Creedence Commonwealth at Law is not to be confused with the Bay State or its nearly 7 million residents or governing bodies

Hear ye! Hear ye!
Tis the weekly arrival of the schedule of Creedence Commonwealth!

Find the new world's FIRST personal injury lawyer squiring potential future clients around Boston on the following days and times ALL from the New England Aquarium duck stop:

Sunday, June 25th: 9:30, 11:30, 1:30, 3:30 & 5:30
Monday, June 26th: 10, 12, 2, 4 & 6
Tuesday, June 27th: 10, 12, 2, 4 & 6
Wednesday, June 28th: 10, 12, 2, 4 & 6
Friday, June 30th: 10, 12, 2, 4 & 6
Sunday, July 2nd: 10:30, 12:30, 2:30, 4:30, 6:30

If you'd like to join me, here's what you should do:
Buy tickets online. Make sure you choose one of the dates, locations and times above. Once you've purchased your tickets, message me here or text my unpaid intern, Dana Jay Bein, to let us know which tour you'll be on. This way, we can ensure that you have the appropriate representation!

Good day, future clients!
My court schedule for the next week has arrived. If you'd like my representation on the back of a giant driving / floating duck, find me at the following dates, locations and times:

Monday, June 19th: Prudential Center Boston
10AM, 12PM, 2PM, 4PM, 6PM

Tuesday June 20th: Prudential Center Boston
10AM, 12PM, 2PM, 4PM

Wednesday, June 21st: Prudential Center Boston
10AM, 12PM, 2PM, 4PM, 6PM

Sunday, June 25th: New England Aquarium
9:30AM, 11:30AM, 1:30PM, 3:30PM, 5:30PM

If you'd like to join me, here's what you should do:
Buy tickets online. Make sure you choose one of the dates, locations and times above. Once you've purchased your tickets, message me here or text my unpaid intern, Dana Jay Bein, to let us know which tour you'll be on. This way, we can ensure that you have the appropriate representation!

Tis my schedule for the week upcoming!

Sunday, June 11th: Prudential Center Boston
10AM, 12PM, 2PM, 4PM, 6PM

Monday, June 12th: Prudential Center Boston
10AM, 12PM, 2PM, 4PM, 6PM

Tuesday, June 13th: Prudential Center Boston
930AM, 1130AM, 130PM, 330PM, 530PM

Wednesday, June 14th: Prudential Center Boston
930AM, 1130AM, 130PM, 330PM, 530PM

If you would like my representation aboard an oversized duck, you must purchase tickets for one of my tour times at the specific locations I've noted above. Send me an electronic mail once you've procured your seats. Should I not hear from you, there's a good chance you'll end up with alternative representation.

Future clients, my office locations for the next week have arrived. If you'd like to be squired around Boston on a duck with THE Commonwealth of Massachusetts, find me at the dates and times below:

Thursday, June 1st:
New England Aquarium
9:30; 11:30; 1:30; 3:30; 5:30

Sunday, June 4th:
Museum of Science, Boston
10:00, 12:00, 2:00, 4:00, 6:00

Monday, June 5th:
Prudential Center Boston
9:00, 11:00; 1:00; 3:00; 5:00

Tuesday, June 6th:
Prudential Center Boston
10:30, 12:30; 2:30; 4:30; 6:30

Wednesday, June 7th:
Prudential Center Boston
12:00; 2:00; 4:00; 6:00

Sunday, June 11th:
Prudential Center Boston
10:00; 12:00; 2:00; 4:00; 6:00

📷 Kristina Smarz

My friends! I’ll be chauffeuring people atop Ducks from the New England Aquarium from today through Thursday. My tours are every 2 hours beginning at 9:30AM. Visit the Law Offices of Creedence Commonwealth on Central Wharf for a taste of the law!

If you need MY representation, here is
my schedule for the next 10 days:
(locations & times subject to change)

5/28: Prudential Center
1PM, 3PM & 5PM

5/29: New England Aquarium
9:30AM, 11:30AM; 1:30PM; 3:30PM; 5:30PM

5/30: New England Aquarium
9:30AM, 11:30AM; 1:30PM; 3:30PM; 5:30PM

5/31: New England Aquarium
9:30AM, 11:30AM; 1:30PM; 3:30PM; 5:30PM

6/1: New England Aquarium
9:30AM, 11:30AM; 1:30PM; 3:30PM; 5:30PM

6/4: Museum of Science
10AM, 12PM, 2PM, 4PM, 6PM

Good people! Tis I! I shall be squiring humans around Boston on a large duck from the Prudential today. 🦆

Creedence is being switched to the Museum of Science, Boston today.
I’ll be giving tours at 11, 1, 3 and 5