Zako Ryan

Who’s not letting their dog sleep in bed with them and what in tf is your problem?? 9 1/2 years later and Zeus still just wants to be in my bed 12-24 hours a day.

Spotify Wrapped Results came in! Sorry mama. I’m tryin!!!

Fun chat with the team over at Canvas Rebel.

https://canvasrebel.com/meet-zako-ryan/

Cheers to a fun few months! Bucket hats, bonfires, and laughs. Mannnn life couldn’t be better 🍻

Right before they told me they spent my inheritance on peacocks 🦚

They don’t give up man…

BRB. Calling the cops on my mother

Happy Thanksgiving from the home team 🦃 ❤️

Back home with the gang!!

We ripped it up in Indy last night. Urbana Illinois, see you tonight!

I met my best friend Corey Wagner when I was 13/14 years old. Over 2 decades ago. We been tryin to make people laugh since day ONE. Tomorrow. He and I get to be on stage with microphones together at the same time. You can literally just do the things you wanna do. It’s wild. Come to Sorry For Killin at Chicago’s Laugh Factory tomorrow night at 8pm. Celebrate with us. It’s gonna be a time!!
Tickets in comments. S**t still ain’t free ’round here
Come hang!!

Been runnin around doin weird stuff with for over 2 decades now… tomorrow night will be the first time we’re both on the mic together. Don’t miss tomorrows at !!!! Been a loooooong time comin babyyyyy!!!!
Tickets in the link in my bio or at . Message me for discount code

Tomorrow Night!!! If you’ve never been to one of these you’re missing out. Tomorrow we roll out a brand new show format. and have mic’s too when I’m on stage. It should get rowdy. Tickets are in the link in my bio. Don’t miss this one 👀

Can y’all just let me make my jokes and leave me alone? All that time on Instagram and she coulda done something with her face

Helluva weekend. 8 shows in 4 days. Live audiences have been amazing lately. Idk if it’s the weather or just the fact that laughter always has been and continued to be the best way to deal with the woes of life. Thanks to anyone that caught a show this weekend. We got this Thursday at Laugh Factory!! Get those tickets. The train keeps rollin! 🚂
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Happy Easter

Duckin these haters liiiiiike

Man last night was amazing. More to come…

Tomorrow night at I get to open for the one and only, my best friend aka The BIG Fish and I couldn’t be more excited/proud. This is an accumulation of years of hard work and struggle that most people will have no idea about but if you know how long Anthony can talk on a phone, you’ll know I know TOO much. One of the funniest and kindest men you’re ever going to meet in this world. We used to talk about headlining clubs like Zanies “oh bro when I get my shot!”, hittin the road together, working theaters. It’s all a process and it’s coming to fruition and if anybody deserves it it’s this guy. My main FKin man. Come out tomorrow night to Zanies in Chicago at 7pm and get you some laughs and some feel good moments. Tickets at zanies.com

You don’t wanna miss this

Only in Chicago 😂😂

Does anyone know anyone who can make this of me and Zeus?!
Tag any artists

Me laughing at people waiting in line knowing the bar upstairs is WIIIIIIDE OPEN

Stop takin me places!

What a dope event. Let’s goooo

I’m just finding this out… I’m goin to sleep for a while… call my phone we gotta talk

The book “Greenlights” is a fantastic read. Coming off a long weekend a lot of people are thrust back into a life that may have evolved into something unexpected or even veered off their intended path in general. It’s a good time to analyze everything occupying your life space right now (write it down) and figure out whether or not it’s time to change the page. Look past the “white powder” (although some of you may not need to) and figure out if you’re ready, or just simply need, to turn the page.
Also, MM was the best male lead in Rom Com history and I’m not here to argue with the simpletons!!

Heyoooo! Monday Night I’m at filming a mini special with some wildly talented folks. Come hang out! Tickets available on the Zanies website. This one’s gonna be a lot of fun!

Chicago's own Anthony Fuentes returns to Zanies for one night only on November 7! You recently caught him on WGN-TV and the Kelly Clarkson Show, now grab your tickets to see him live on stage! Tix and info--> https://bit.ly/Chicago_Fuentes

What’s a vivid memory you have as a kid where you look back and you’re like “wtf?!”

I’ll go first. I used to paper clip baseball cards in the spokes of my Huffy tires and pull up to the swing sets like “hey ladiiiiies”

This pain is hard to describe…

Mama mailed me some “weed cookies”.
50% sugar
50% butter
0% THC
Mother. You. Are. The. Cutest!
… I mean she kinda went crazy tho 🍪

My face when you tell me you haven’t bought your tickets for yet…. 😑

Tonight babaaay! 8pm at the one and only … come hangout with me and my friends

Ticket link below