Iso Radio

I started making videos in a bedroom next to a pile of dirty clothes. Now I’m in NYC pursuing my dream. It’s had its lows and lowers but the bright spots make it all worth. I embrace my journey and wouldn’t change my story. Tomorrow is not promised and the end of the day is not guaranteed. Embrace the moment and live with no regrets….Oh and wash your dirty clothes if you have them.

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Hey friends, family and nice strangers. I finally get my opportunity! Last few months have been a lot but I'm back on stage and this time it's at the Ice House comedy club. If you haven't heard of the Ice House.. 😲😲..please google it right now then you will understand. If you can come to the Ice House to watch this show great I want you to come! If you can't I would appreciate if you could still support by purchasing a ticket. This is a huge opportunity and I would appreciate any help you call can extend, the ticket link will be attached below. I really appreciate you all ❤️.

https://www.showclix.com/event/ice-house-laughter-extravaganza-november-11-730-pm

If she hiding her belly button, what else could she be hiding? 🤔

Come out this Thursday, the 27th, to the FunnyBone open mic. This mic is always really fun and a great place to spend a Thursday evening. Thank you to Brian Million for putting this mic together and giving comedians a place to share our gift 🤝💯. So if you free this Thursday, I hope to see at the Liberty for laughs and a good time! You never know who might stop in 😉.

To all the step dad's and step dad's in orientation out there, LISTEN UP! Little Mermaid is coming out on May 26 and ladies are excited to see it, especially black women and girls. You can be the hero on this day step dad's! All you have to do is take your lady and her kids to go see the movie and buy each of them the big thing of popcorn and whatever corny toy they going to sell. Once you do that EVERYONE in the family will LOVE YOU for at least 24 hours! It might cost you $500 but it's ok, you only have to do it once and will get 24 hours of peace! It's a good deal! Take my advice and report back to me the results.

Women drink liquor the same way babies drink breast milk....until there is no more left.

Good Women love thugs and I mean like church girl good. I'm a black dude, never been to jail, dont have a record, nothing. So women clearly....have no interest in me.

I'm talking to this women on the phone she said
"like I'm not going to lie I like a man to have a crazy wild side. Is that you?
"Yea straight cave man"
"Eww why you say cave man?"
"cuz I dont take showers."

She like "I mean do you be in the streets."
"Yea I do but I look both ways so I dont get hit by car."
She said "ugh you not my type bye."
"Wait before you go... tell your dad I won't be at church this week. Since your the pastor daughter you can get that message to him for me."

I want to begin by saying whatever a person decides to do with their body is their choice.
(No this isn't a story about abortion, calm down)

I'm in the line at Marshall's waiting to check out and this woman is moving around like she is in pain so I ask, "hey are you ok?" She says "yea im cool I just had surgery." She turns to the side and I see what surgery she had done, 🍑. I say "Wow, thats a weird looking butt, but I wish you a successful recovery." She saw that I was joking and laughed and then said "You have a nice smile, I wish I could have good teeth. I have a few wisdom teeth that need to come out because they affecting my gums."
I think to myself wait you just paid at least $8,000 to fix your stinky b***y but you couldn't spend $1,000 to keep your mouth from getting infected.
I said "Ma'am if you dont stop playing and get them dead teeth out your mouth. Sell your butt back and go to the dentist."

She going to get mad and yell "security!"

If you are over the age of 30 and can learn a new tiktok dance every week but cant jump in when some plays electric slide then right now go to YouTube and right that wrong.

I'm convinced gate agents that work for Spirit airlines are working so the judge let them off probation early because they all just look like they hate to be bothered like:
"Dawg put a mask on or something so we don't have to see yo face all tour up because I asked for a window seat."

Internet facts:

The better your camera quality the less attractive you have to be.

So my homie son called me today and said,

"Unc this girl I like at my school today asked me if I would buy her lunch today."

Me: "So did you buy it?"

Him: "Yea I used the extra money I had."

Me: "Good job! But next time tell her ain't no more free meals! She going to have to do your homework or get on free or reduce lunch."

Teaching yall daughters how to use our young men early huh?