Cobb's Bed & Breakfast

Surprise guest this weekend!!
Bring the kids!

Don't miss the festivities coming up soon at Cobbs B&B!

If you want to see an actual man burn, sans the mud and venereal disease. Cobbs B&B!

Brilliant 🤩

Perfect shoot 🥰🤩

For Labor day weekend we will have Corn Pop singing the National Anthem.

Free Slurpee with every Bill Gates cricket burger purchased, all weekend long.

Don't forget we're burning an actual Witch this weekend.
Bring the kids!!

Gimp-proof accomodations are now available. The management understands that some folks don't like being touched while they are sleeping, but he means no harm, he's just curious.

Don't forget the Tupperware party this weekend!
BYOB!

Don't forget it's Cricket Burger Saturday coming up. We use only fartless crickets.

Gender neutral sock puppets for the kiddies this weekend and it's Slurpie Saturday!

Cobb's Bed & Breakfast, too gosh damn big to fail!!!

Great News! We are getting the Owl from Bohemian Grove on loan to us for the month of June!

Greta Thunberg will be speaking on Friday at 8 pm... and it's .99 Slurpy night!

WE NOW HAVE FALL OUT SHELTERS!!

The Gimp will be working the kissing booth this weekend.

FREE SPY BALLOONS FOR THE KIDS ALL WEEKEND!

Cage wrestling and all you can drink Cherry Slurpees every Friday!

The Gimp has been humming all week. I just can't beat the Xmas spirit out of him.

We now accept Bitcoin!
Annnnd..... The Gimp is back!

We now have Co****le.

WE ARE HIRING!

THE GIMP DIED OF MONKEYPOX!
WE ARE HIRING AND WILL PROVIDE RUBBER SUIT.

Look for our GRAND REOPENING this Summer. It will be grand!

Cobbs B & B is closed until further notice.

We don't get much news here at the compound... is Al Gore still President?

We are now recommending goggles and bunny slippers to go with your masks here at Cobbs B&B.
All you can eat tacos this weekend!

Some exciting news @ Cobbs B&B.
1- we now have wifi
2- A "guest" gave birth and we're naming it Covida!

They set fire to what they thought was a statue here at Cobbs B&B. Luckily, it was only a Witch that we intended to burn anyway.

The Gimp has always worn a mask... and he is always under lock down. Sadly, these trying times have even gotten the best of him.

Cobbs Bed & Breakfast, where "Don't let the bed bugs bite" is heard nightly. Mostly from the anguished pleading screams of guests.

Hone your Witch burning skills during your pandemic (flu) isolation. We offer a nine step pamphlet and it's free!

Free rides in a sanitized shopping cart this weekend!! (adults only)

We're burning a hateful atheist this weekend... while observing social distancing.

Our wet market is still open all weekend!!!

Dear Friends and "Guests",
Amid widespread social and economic uncertainty driven by the global health crisis, we at Cobbs B & B have undertaken new measures to ensure the safety of everyone here at our compound.

Firstly, we shall be cleaning the "guests" bowls once a week instead of our usual once a month.

We will test all witches that we burn now, even though the outcome will be the same for them either way.

No fishing in the moat until further notice.
It was never truly safe, but it's worse now.

No more slurry or gelatinous products.

I know the kids love playing with the Gimp, but he will be in quarantine for the next thirty days.

Lastly, tours of the crematorium are cancelled until further notice.

We regret the dire choices we have had to make, but the safety of everyone at Cobbs B&B is our utmost priority, unless of course if you are a Witch... or a filthy Pagan... in which case you will be burned alive... after testing.

Thank you for your understanding during these challenging times we face today.

W. F. Cobbs

Cobbs B & B, A virus free Zone as of Wednesday. We've posted signs.

Don't miss our leap year festivities! Can a witch survive a 4 story leap? Bring the family this weekend and find out.