Shin Hannigans

“Sagani, does your fox bite?”
“Yes.”
“Uh… can I pet him anyway?”
“It’s your hand.”
“I’m gonna pet him.”

Probably the most relatable conversation I’ve ever seen in a video game.

My biggest gripe about this community is it’s insistence on throwing serious accusationsaround w***y nilly then immediately blocking and bad mouthing people demanding evidencefor said accusations.

I may not even disagree with you, but I’ll be damned if I trust any human at their word anymore without evidence, let alone about life or career ruining accusations.

Evidence is the foundation of everything we stand against. We demand it when it is something we don’t believe, but when it’s demanded of us for something we do it becomes a s**t show.

Do better.

I don’t know about y’all but one of the biggest turn-ons is a partner that likes to eat. I’m into the DDlg lifestyle, so having a cute little sitting on the counter kicking their legs excitedly while I pop nibbles of food in their mouth while I’m cooking a big dinner for us is just peak Daddy/little time.

Just putting that out there.

It’s estimated we will have the first triollionare in the mext 10 years.

Working people cannot retire until they are 70 now.

Let me be clear. Someone will be worth ONE MILLION DOLLARS ONE MILLION TIMES. They probably don’t even pay taxes.

Most people won’t LIVE until they are 70.

One million different people could be millionaires from that one, single, individual person.

Capitalist bootlickers will tell you this is ok. This is how it should be.

Barbecue ribs with asparagus tossed with garlic confit, over rice and topped with a red wine and rib “fixins” sauce.

TW: Massive amounts of transphobia. If the name of the group didn’t give it away.

These people all need a beating, but if you’re feeling especially resilient today and wanna cause a scene here ya go.

Yea, right. Compete with men Lia

Fu**in weird how these gun nuts go from “I’m a law abiding, safe gun owner!” (All the while fetishizing about shooting anyone for any legal reason they can come up with) to just becoming literal unhinged psychopaths behind closed doors.

Clearly I was screwing with this guy in a bad way, but he was all talk about the “law” and having the right to defend himself against threats, and how he’s a responsible gun owner and he aven had the audacity to say “All life is sacred” on the public post. But as soon as I hurt his feelings… well you can see the chat in pictures below. I’ll try to post them in order.

Homeboy threatened my life, I’m not censoring s**t. I also have his home address, his cell phone, his wife’s cell phone, his wife’s place of business, and his kids place of business. I’m calling and scheduling an appointment with his massage therapist wife on Monday. I thought about finding his place of work and sending the chat in to that, but… I ain’t about to ruin some dude’s life for attacking me in DMs. I’m kind of an as***le and pretty easily trigger people on the far right.

Anyway… enjoy.

Basically what my resume feels like. Written in crayon and all. For a senior leadership position no less.

I’m going to be the laughing stock of the whole company after they read my cover letter. Why did my du***ss ever think I could get that position…

🤦🏻‍♂️

I don’t like to brag about myself, but I am super proud today and I can’t contain myself. So for the two or three of you that actually read my posts:

I got a promotion at work today, and I am applying for a second promotion at work. My managers all absolutely support me and are reaching out to people in high places to recommend me for the position. It’s in Houston Texas so… the entire other side of the US.

I’m really excited for a new adventure, and I hope I get it. I’ve been in one place for too long and for someone who thrives on chaos and change that’s rough. Thankfully my current job is also all chaos so that helps. 😂

Thanks for listening.

Fried pork medallions on garlic and dill mashed potatoes and sautéed veggies.

Weekend two of thoroughly scrubbing every nook and cranny of my entire house because two weekends ago I needed to clear off some space to set down my pizza.

Scrubbed the kitchen from top to bottom, pulling out the oven, fridge, and dishwasher, and dusted, reorganized, and swept and mopped the kitchen and dining room the first day.

Today was just the living room, but I vacuumed both couched, moved and dusted everything and swept and mopped plus got rid of like half the stuff in the living room. I am done for the day though, that took four hours.

Can’t wait to move the new bookshelf in so I can display all my D&D paraphernalia!!! But that’s a tale for another day.

Neurodivergent hyperfocus for the win I guess.

PS: I did satisfactorily locate the ideal place for the pizza that weekend. And it sat there for 8 hours while I cleaned before I remembered why I even started and finally ate my cold pizza.

What the absolute f**k is Amazon Prime video thinking?
Subscribe to Prime so you can:

Watch s**tty videos with ads, or pay even more to watch without. Pay MORE to subscribe to their subscription services in their already paid subscription services to watch half of their stuff, or pay individually in their already paid subscription service to watch things individually. Why am I paying 3 damn times to watch Hancock?

Can someone show me how to steal movies plz?

It’s so cute watching desperate old men digging for the most scant evidence to prove their made up, unoriginal insult. Good job Jerrell Snell, digging through 37 posts of my amaxing meals and how great it is learning to make new things with my kid to find one mopey post to show EVERYONE how pathetic my life is.

Is this the attention you so desperately crave generic white conservative #36463829374? I even made a special post just for youuuuuu. 😘

Please educate me -

Why is it if a teacher says “Some people have two Dads and that’s ok.” is brainwashing children but browbeating children from the day they start school until the day they graduate high school that they’ll be useless burdens on society if they don’t borrow a ton of money and go to college?

Pretty sure the people educating us, and representing to us as authoritative figures in our lives telling us we have to go to college or we’ll be homeless druggies and deadbeats would fall under economic duress. That should void any contracts we signed for student loans.

We should sue.

Chicken and gnocchi soup with hand made gnocchi.

I don’t even know what to call this.
It’s homemade spanish rice, braised pork, pico de gallo, and some veggies topped with a spiced red wine reduction sauce.

Whatever it is, it’s amazing.

Definitely one of my favorite positions. Just sayin.

Courtesy of Chubby Domme Emi

🤤

Spaghetti bolognese for dinner. Simple recipe, and it has vegetables “hidden” in it for the kids, and wine in it for the me.

Today for dinner I demanded two chicken nuggets, one from each kid as a tribute to my greatness.

And several glasses of wine

It’s finally done!!!! Lasagna bolognese!!!! Layered bachamel, parmasian and romano, and bolognese sauce paired with french bread pesto and garlic bread. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
I have ben waiting for WEEKS for this and it is SO GOOD.

May not look like much but it tastes like a warm summer day should feel.

Creamy lemon and pesto sauce over brussel sprouts and fried chicken drumsticks. I didn’t even make it to a seat before I ate it all, just right standing in the kitchen.

Going to start making homemade pasta this weekend with my kiddo. We decided to go with something super easy to begin with. So of course we chose stuffed ravioli. Without a pasta roller or any knowhow, experience, or Italian grandmothers to help.

Piece of cake. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Braised pork spaghetti with a spicy southern béchamel sauce.

Everyone on here keeps posting about “Once such and such milestone and I’ll do a face reveal!” and I’m just over here like “No matter what these people do to me I’d never burden them with my face.” 😂

I consider myself a master of my craft. Every project I come across I can manage to overcome. Not always easily, but eventually. My hands flow naturally when I work and I do my job efficiently and effectively.

The second someone else hops in and starts working I become a blank minded idiot. I can’t figure out how to be of any assistance to them AT ALL. I damn near need to be reminded that righty tighty, lefty loosey. I just stand there, unaware of even what tools they need. It makes me look like an absolute ass.

😤😤😤😤

Today on “Terrible times to realize you may be a bottom.”

Is 40 too old to enter (yet another) slt phase?
Asking for a friend.

That friend is my pp.

Me, loudly in a restaurant ordering a margarita made from Dwayne “The Rock” Johnsons tequilla:

“Come here Dwayne. I need you in my mouth!”

I shouldn’t be allowed in public.

Just passed a construction company called “DLC Construction” and my first thought was “Great, we can’t even get the whole house when we have one built now. Do I have to pay to have my bathroom unlocked a year after it’s built? Why does EA even have a construction company anyway?

“I can’t believe I gave up doing drugs for you people.”
- Me, in a professional setting every time my coworkers make me mad (which is often)