Olympia Scout Troop 266

Olympia Scout Troop 266 takes Cub Scouts and turns them into Boy Scouts! Our Seeker program immerses newly crossed over Scouts in scouting and outdoor skills for their first 6 months. Not only does this help them hit the ground running, but it also gives older Scouts opportunities to teach and lead. This weekend we enjoyed the beautiful grounds of Camp Thunderbird and Camp Akela at Summit Lake. Scouts learned tenting, cooking, animal identification, fire building, and how to safely use knives, axes, and saws. Whew!

Scout Joke of the Day:
How much does the store sell dead batteries for?

A: They're free of charge.

Scout Joke of the Day:
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A: A shoe.

Scout Joke of the Day:
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

A: Because a corner is usually 90 degrees.

Scout Joke of the Day:
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A: Attire

Scout Joke of the Day:
What's the most common job held by spiders?

A: Web designer

Scout Joke of the Day:
What did the thief name his son?

A: Rob.

This lucrative invention might really rake it in.

Scout Joke of the Day:
Why doesn’t everyone have photographic memory?

A: Because they take time to develop.

Scout Joke of the Day:
Why didn't the chemistry joke work?

A: It didn't get a reaction.

Scout Joke of the Day:
What does a bee use to style its hair?

A: A honeycomb.

Scout Joke of the Day:
What kind of shoes do spies wear?

A: Sneakers

Scout Joke of the Day:
How does a salad say grace?

A: Lettuce pray...

Scout Joke of the Day:
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?

A: A meltdown.

Scout Joke of the Day:
What time did the man go to the dentist?

A: Tooth hurty.

Scout Joke of the Day:
How do you make 7 even?

A: Take away the S.

Scout Joke of the Day:
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

A: Because then it'd be a foot.

Scout Joke of the Day:
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

A: It was two tired.

Scout Joke of the Day:
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

A: Nobody knows.

Scout Joke of the Day:
What do sprinters eat before a race?

A: Nothing, they fast.

Scout Joke of the Day:
Where do you learn to make a banana split?

A: Sundae school.

Scout Joke of the Day:
What's the best thing about Switzerland?

A: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

Scout Joke of the Day:
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

A: Eclipse it.

Scout Joke of the Day:
What did the ocean say to the beach?

A: Nothing, it just waved.