NUVI BADAZ

Sent my husband to the store for BUTTER and he comes back with
“VEGETABLE OIL SPREAD” 🥴🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

DON’T LET ANYONE TREAT YOU LIKE A BLACK JELLYBEAN 🫘💯

Congratulations to and … a COMING SOON. 🥴🫣😳

IM IN THE PROCESS OF INVENTING UN**ES THAT CHANGES COLORS WHEN IT STANKS.

NO MORE SNIFF TEST NEEDED.

You hid her behind my back😒 I made you and him shake hands 🤝
we are NOT the same
🤣🤷🏽‍♀️

Let’s Chat‼️
Often many parents make the decision to give their child/ren up for adoption because of being “financially unstable”…
Would you rather your parents give you up for adoption or go through the struggle together? Why or Why not?

I REMEMBER TRYING TO GET INTO THE 40/40 CLUB WITH MY EBT CARD…
THE SECURITY GUARD LOOKED AT ME LOOKED AT HIS PARTNER AND LOOKED BACK AT ME AND SAID:
THIS AINT THE SUPERMARKET WE DONT TAKE EBT.
I WAS SO EMBARRASSED
DONT ACT LIKE YALL HAVENT LOL

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TAX TIME AINT NEVER BEEN THIS QUIET YALL MUST BE UNDER INVESTIGATION

YOU STARTED CARING
ONCE I STOPPED GIVING AF💯

A LOT OF YALL AIRPODS
LOOK LIKE IT BE IN YALL ASZ
MORE THAN YA EARS🥴🤣🫣

A MAN THAT IS INTO YOU WILL PROVIDE WITHOUT YOU HAVING TO ASK.
HE KNOWS WHAT YOU NEED…
WHEN HE GOES SHOPPING FOR HIMSELF
HE RETURNS WITH THE “THING” THAT YOU MENTIONED TO HIM ONLY “ONCE” BECAUSE HE LISTENS TO YOU; HE PAYS ATTENTION…
IF HE IS NOT PROVIDING FOR YOU
THAT IS BECAUSE HE DOESNT THINK YOU’RE “DESERVING OF HIS MONEY.”
MEN SPEND MONEY ON WHAT THEY LIKE/LOVE.

T.I would s***k Wayne in a vs battle..
and that’s on facts….
All he gotta do is drop
“ Bring em out” and it’s over LMAO
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LADIES
If you’re faced with birthing complications
Would you want your mate to save you or your child?
GENTS
If You’re lady is facing birthing complications and you were left to make a decision; would you save your lady or your baby?
What would you choose and why?

So we gonna act like these wasn’t jus landing on us and now there’s
Not a single one in sight 🤔🧐🤨

How can you thoroughly screen a potential tenant? People are great at hiding what they want no one to find out; until they no longer care if you do!
I rented my upstairs apartment and this is what the tenants left behind.
God was on my side. Those needles 💉 could’ve stuck me or my children More pictures in comments.

IT IS UNFORTUNATE THAT MEN ARE NOT LOVED PROPERLY UNLESS THEY HAVE MONEY💰💰💰

SINGLE MOTHERS

PLEASE STOP FOCUSING ONLY ON YOUR DAUGHTERS.
YOUR SONS NEEDS YOU AS WELL.
YOU’RE HURTING YOUR SON WHEN YOU FAIL TO TEACH HIM BASIC LIFE SKILLS…

TEACH YOUR SONS
🔵HOW TO COOK
(Do not thaw chicken in a dirty sink with dishes)
🔵TEACH YOUR SONS HOW TO CLEAN
(Not just taking the trash out )
🔵TEACH THEM ABOUT CREDIT
(He shouldn’t have to learn that from his wife)
🔵 TEACH THEM THE IMPORTANCE OF GOING TO GET CHECKED
(Especially for STDS)
🔵TEACH THEM TO NOT SIT THERE AND WATCH THEIR LADY STRUGGLE TO BRING GROCERIES IN THE HOUSE.
A LOT OF YALL COMPLAIN ABOUT THESE MEN BUT LETS BE REAL HERE

THE SAME COMPLAINING WOMEN ARE RAISING THEIR SONS TO BE JUS LIKE THE ONES THEY SAY AINT S #%+

STOP NEGLECTING YOUR SON
STOP FOCUSING ONLY ON YOUR DAUGHTERS.
….
BUT WAIT YALL NOT EVEN DOING A GOOD JOB WITH THAT. JUS WAIT… I’LL BE ADDRESSING HOW YALL RASING THESE GIRLS TO FAIL…

REAL SOON…

H.O.E
Helping Others Evolve.

Before you call that girl a h*e
Stop and ask yourself what has she been through?
No one wakes up & decides to be a h*e …
She has trauma.
She has a need to fill a void inside
She’s craving a love that won’t leave her like her daddy did.
Women have often heard for years that there is power btwn their legs…
what you have between your legs can be used to “get anything your heart desires”
What they failed to mention is it will be “temporary”
You get temporary satisfaction
At the moment you may feel that you are gaining but you are in fact losing.
Losing the best part of you
The one thing that holds power
But it only holds power to your “King”
Your husband…
So before you call her a H*e
Find out her story and try to redirect her.

Knowledge is the key to success

H.O.E
Helping Others Evolve

I haven’t been intimate with my husband since I gave birth…
So I went to the Gyn
It went like this…

DOCTOR:: What brings you here today?
ME:: I haven’t been intimate since I had my baby
DOCTOR:: Looks at chart…
over a year ago?
ME:: Yup
DOCTOR:: And you’re now coming in?
Your husband has a lot of patience…
My husband would’ve sent me to the doctor the same day…
ME: Laughing… thinking to myself “patience?”
“MY DENTIST WOULD DISAGREE”

Either my tolerance is high
Or the w33d is Low
Either way it doesn’t Equal the amount of money I’m spending.

Bring back nicks and dimes from the
90’s & early 2000’s

1990’s
HAD THE LAST OF THE BEST.
BEST RELATIONSHIPS,
BEST FRIENDSHIPS
BEST FOOD
BEST W33D 💨🍃
AND BEST MUSIC; WELL EARLY 00’s‼️

I don’t Mind being the Villian in ya story
Cuz you’re a Bummm in mine.

NUVI FUK’N BADAZZ💅🏽