So Much Laughing

The A in my name stands for Allstate baby cuz you’ll be in good hands

I’m low key jealous that homeless people get to sleep in on a Tuesday morning while I have to go to work

cancel my plans my cat just sat on me

Why don't you just googoo it. Wook it up on googoo.

if u ever need me, i’m 3 missed calls n 2 read text messages away. i promise 🤍

When you open a snack and you hear little feet running your way 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Christmas was cool as kids, but now i’m Santa 😒😭

I wonder if people look both wavs before getting on my nerves

How is December next week when November just started like 4 days ago ⛄️🎄

Cute people have 6 letters in their name

I can cook I can clean I just can’t shut up 😫😫😫

Every night around 10:30pm I realize that it’s only 6:00pm

Y’all i done got too grown…they asking me to bring stuff for thanksgiving now.

Being chased by a chicken gotta be the most scariest thing ever 😫