halstonl79
12/02/2024
Im going to pet my friends horses as soon as it gets a little bit warmer. Animals make me happy and Ive always wanted to pet a horse (Im not brave enough to ride one yet but baby steps mf)
19/10/2023
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A 28-year-old Jenny Joseph posing for the Columbia Pictures Logo (1992)
03/10/2023
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10/02/2023
15/06/2022
How many of this populations parents knew what they were doing and instilled long lasting values? Are there enough resources to properly house this volume of humans or is there an unspoken agreement of poverty, etc for certain predetermined facets? π€ don't mind me I'm just sorta taken aback that the last time I checked there were only 7 billion humans and now there's a Billy more with no real conflict resolution just a sort of haphazard style blind faith in the "powers that be" :')
14/12/2021
Normalize letting your well meaning parents watch your bad ass kid(s) for a week str8 so they can feel grateful for how well behaved YOU were in comparison *t
14/12/2021
Mfw a white says they've "had a tough life"
New Episode Of where I make fun of men (mostly white ones) and specifically the short non innovative ones that get mad at us funny multicultural KINGS who they women seem to like being in the presence of
Some of yall shld quit taking selfies and go do something productive with your lives....like ending them :')
06/12/2021
Things I enjoyed about the revamped Dexter Series:
Cute cop gf (idk if she's actually Native American but she cute regardless)
Dude from original Pet Semetery flick playing a drunken weirdo-(don't know his name but I can tell it's his marsupial faced ass...great actor)
Dexter's offspring wasn't nearly as annoying as I thought he'd be (decent portrayal)
Flashbacks and references to original series although a bit campy, gave me the nostalgia trip that I needed...was cathartic
Things I DIDN'T enjoy about the revamped Dexter Series:
fu***ng annoying nagging sister who died returns as annoying nagging ghost b**h with irrelevant opinions and that awkward man jawline π π π π€
31/10/2021
No nut November? Nah she can have a ball
27/10/2021
Don't let the RNB Backup up vocalist vibe fool you. This absolute legend will f**k your sweet maw maw with ease then arm wrestle a grizzly bear and prolly win tf π€ I'm not even mad rn hahahahahaha
25/10/2021
Add me..if u have a snapper π π―
Tell your friends about both my content page and the podcast ππ
20/10/2021
Mfw I comment on a female friends post in earnest then see one of her creepier orbiters "shooting his shot" for dm privileges(?) *tsweird π₯
11/10/2021
Painted this today. Highest bidder gets it will donate half the proceeds to whatever charity winner names
Either go to sleep or wake tf up. I does this art and networking, Chad..
Quit Playin Wit Me Chads & Super Chads....I am yo daddy now πβ πΏππ―
01/10/2021
What Chad n Brads dad wanted them to do when he let them leave the beet farm instead of expanding the Langmore Dynasty vs What They Gravitate To After Generic Exclusive Training Camp that buys You A Taste Of THE ILLUSION of Granduer if you keep paying your parents original vig and keep the Non Chads below you and thinking YOU run the show πππ π₯
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