The Southpaw Handyman

Really cool last minute soundproofing gig.

Painstakingly executed.

Trade hack….

Big changes in Greystone ☕️👌🏻

The only style of marble I’ll repair. The “popcorn” ceiling of countertops. Ifkyk.

A soft update to each room. Take your former pick of colors of the ‘00’s in red, dark brown, dark tan, dark blue.

Opening the space and the illusion of a much larger home.

For Les & Eva Pendleton. Talk to them for a recommendation. I can hook yall up.

As always, thanks to Ken at Dunnavant Valley Ace Hardware for the Ben Moore color of Cloud Cover.

PSA:

Cooking bacon before you take off when I’m workin in your house is just wrong. Just all wrong.

Cut day.

En Lieu of working in all this hot weather, my latest project is a house full of new toilets. This time around it’s the new Kohler series.
Lots of them.
The new look really hit the nail on the head.

From exterior to interior, from frame correction to tile/rock/paint/finish carpentry. Bath/bedrooms/kitchen/ and a killer custom pantry. Every inch of this house was touched with knife, brush, or grout float.
Steve & Sherrie LaDuke said to talk to them if you need a redo.
Also did the design on the exterior with the expertise of Ken at Ace Hardware
I have the best clients anyone could wish for.

Wah-la. Modern with Traditional.

When I say I have the coolest clients…I mean this cool…

We are NOT going to need a bigger boat.

For Clients that live in the direct flight path of helicopters in bham. Free humor.

Phase one.

I’ll be back Monday week. Emergencies call Strickland Plumbing or the good folk at Trinity Contractors. Number is in the phone book. I’m gonna go run in Central Park and finally get an expresso at Central Perk after watchin it on tv all these years. I hope Gunther is still there.

If that window guy scared you, I may have alternatives. Booking Fall….

I spy a venue….

I spy a green room…

Thursday cabinets.

From “No Girls Allowed” to “No Boys Allowed”…..

Paint:

Cheatin’ Heart Grey Ceiling

Dove White on Tile/Wall

All w/ Benjamin Moore Paint
Exclusively from:

Ace Hardware in Dunnavant Valley (Ken rox!)

Tile:
Freehand Mosaic Porcelain Tile w/ Sea Salt Grout

allen+roth Faucet & Lighting.

Hit me up for May. Filling in blanks until a large project in June.

If you sell coffee for a living and your place is named after a really mean former ruler, from ‘cross that pond, please pay your tab.
Your on hold system doesn’t work. But you do follow my page. Sooooooo…….

I see you on FB. Pay your tab. 😁

There’s still hope for us dyslexics out there!

Monthly reminder:
Please pay your tab!
Thank you, drive thru.

When hay is scarce and you’re feeding alfalfa, this is a welcomed site! And free! The good mojo is flowing today.
Thx scott!

Monthly reminder. If you have an invoice laying around, please take care of it. It is laying around. Yes you.

Chic Gray w/ Cheatin’ Heart Grey Trim on Doors. Rolled and brushed with Ben Moore Regal Select Low Luster & BM Element Guard. Only the best paint will do. Makes me look more Photosynthesis.