Gideon Lpachiwan

Congratulations Ahmed Kura for your Head of State Commendation.Wewe ni Shujaa, Northern Kenya is blessed to have a Son like you.

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Top 9 YouTube Weekend Documentaries to Watch

1. Title Deals: Lies ans Leaseholds — Africa Uncensored

2. Counterfeit Medicine Trafficking — Best Documentary

3. World’s Most Luxurious Airline — Real Stories

4. Australia’s Dangerous Epidemic — Free Documentary

5. How Butterflies and Moths Inspire Science & Tech — DW Documentary

6. End of Road: How Money Became Worthless —Best Documentary

7. The Biggest Co***ne Busts: The Best of to Catch a Smuggler —Nat Geo

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8. The Devil On Trial

9. The Spider-Man of Paris

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Every Kenyan carries a piece of the heroism that birthed our nation. Let us continue to cherish and protect it.

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Dania Kwa kizungu inaitwa aje?
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IDF confirms they have neutralized Ali Qadi the man who led the October 7 Hamas attack.

It has been verified and corroborated that Hamas decapitated small Israeli children aged under 2 years old.

Margot Haddad, who works for a major French television station, reports:

"That's it, the information is out. It's so gruesome that no one wanted to reveal it until they had 100% confirmation.
Infants, children under 2 years old were beheaded by Hamas in the Kibbutz of Kfar Aza. It is a horror, a massacre.
For those asking for the source. They are multiple: Israeli army, internal intelligence service and atrocious images which reached me and which I was able to cross-check. But the strongest source remains this: courageous journalists from the foreign press who were able to see / agreed to see with their own eyes the bodies in Kfar Aza."

✦ Margot Haddad ✦ on X Ça y est l’information est sortie. C’est si macabre que personne ne voulait la donner avant d’avoir eu confirmation à 100%. 🔺 Des nourrissons, des enfants de moins de 2 ans ont été décapités par le Hamas dans le Kibboutz de Kfar Aza. C’est une horreur, un massacre. Pour ceux…

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Celebrating Cultural Heritage: The Importance of Preserving Kenyan Indigenous Communities. (Photo courtesy Anonymous) In a world marked by rapid globalization and modernization, it becomes increasingly crucial to recognize and preserve the unique cultural heritage of indigenous communiti…

Another year, and we still don't know whether the holiday that falls on 10th of October is called Huduma day or Utamaduni day.

BREAKING 🚨

Arsenal flight to France 🗼for champions League delayed for three 3️⃣hours due to Storm 🌀🌪.

Ansu Fati who just came to Brighton the other day has more premier league goals than 100 million Mudryk.

🌟 Five goals and three assists in nine games all competitions this season for Bukayo Saka.

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ICPAC Study on Seasons

☀️🌧️🌩️🌊 Curious about the seasons and their impact on Eastern Africa? Our latest Baseline Fact Sheet has got you covered!

Stay well-informed by studying the historical average seasonal spanning from 1981 to 2010, and delve into the primary factors influencing each season, along with estimated and dates.

▪️ The March-April-May (MAM) season is the main season over the equatorial and southern parts of the region contributing up to 70% over the eastern areas, thus, has a significant influence on the situation of the region.

▪️ Tropical over the south western Indian Ocean during the season can either cause depressed (resulting in failed seasons) or enhanced (increasing
flooding probability) over the region depending on their trajectory intensity, and the basin it occurs.

▪️ The June to September (JJAS) season is the main season over the northern sector of the region, contributing more than 80% of annual rainfall in .

▪️ The October to December (OND), popularly known as the ‘short rains’ season, is essentially significant over equatorial and southern parts of the region. It is significantly influenced by global drivers such as and the Indian Ocean Dipole (IOD). The positive phase of and are associated with enhanced over the region, with cases of experienced in extreme years.

▪️ December marks the cessation of the short-rains season over the equatorial parts of the region and by January and February, the rains are concentrated
over the south with the Intertropical Convergence Zone (ITCZ) reaching its maximum southern latitude in January.

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Losieku, the last of my bachelor friends, found himself caught in some twist of love, or so he thought.

His mother’s nagging voice, a constant hum in his ears, finally made him give in: "It's high time you got married everyone among your friends is married, it’s only you!" she would keep saying, But some of people were suspecting he was playing for team B.

But the boys knew the challenge he had, he couldn’t make a decision between his three equally captivating girlfriends whom he’d marry.

In a eureka moment, he devised an ingenious "love test". Handing each lady some 500,000, he waited to see what they'd do with the windfall.

Naseku, the first, flew to Dubai faster than a coming El Nino rains! With the cash, she transformed into a super model -from designer clothes to glittering nails, she went all out. Strutting back to Losieku, she declared, "Now, I’m as dazzling as the Burj Khalifa, just for you!”

Nacha, a tech-engineer at Safaricom brought home a bounty of electronics: the slickest golf clubs for those lazy Sundays, the latest iPhone 15 Pro Max, Samsung cinematic TV experience, and the Bose CineMate GS Series home theater system so powerful, even the neighbors would know when Losieku's phone rang. Handing them over, she purred, "Every beep, buzz, and song is a testament to my love!"

Then came Naserian, a banker at a Kenyan Bank. She plunged the entire sum of money into the stock market, and Cryptocurrency doubling it quicker than one could say 'bull market'.

Handing back the initial amount of 500,000 to Losieku, she confidently announced, "Building our empire, one stock at a time!"

After days of mulling it over, flipping coins, and seeking counsel from his boys….

Finally, yesterday was his wedding being the mere man he is, Losieku decided to marry the one with the biggest bobs.😂🤣

Me as a motivational speaker:

" I used to read 12Am by smelling words no need of lights" 😂

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Chelsea Vs Brighton

Oh Lord, not today again

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Court orders Bunyala West MCA Carlbenz Okonya to be detained at Busia GK Prison until October 9, after he denied charges in defilement case.

Marsabit residents on Wednesday staged a peaceful demonstrations on frequent power blackout at Marsabit town.
They vowed to continue untill their issues are heard. Kenya Power Care

BREAKING NEWS

Kenya, Uganda, and Tanzania have won the joint rights to host the 2027 African Cup of Nations AFCON 2027.

To make this possible, Kenya had handed over Kasarani, Nyayo Stadium, Kipkeino in Eldoret and a new Talanta Stadium in Ngong to KDF for renovation and construction.

Police granted 21 days to hold main suspect in murder of Nairobi Hospital Ag. Finance Director Eric Maigo pending investigations, to be arraigned on October 18.

Nairobi County government identifies 463 hotspot areas as prone to El Nino including Njiru and Ruai settlements; warns at least 200,000 people may be affected by the rains.

In the year 2000, Burkina Faso amended its constitution to reduce the presidential term from 7 to 5 years. Comoros reduced from 6 to 4 years. We should not go where others are coming from.

At a local bar in downtown Riveroad, the owner and bartender often boasted that he was the strongest man in town. He offered a standing bet of Kshs. 1,000.

The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass and then hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze even two more drops of juice from it would win the money.

Over the years, many people had tried: weightlifters, soldiers, and the like. But no one had ever succeeded.

One day, a scrawny fellow walked into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit. He sat down, ordered a double glass of Kenya Cane, and began surveying the room. After reading the sign about the lemon challenge, he spoke up in a timid voice, “I’ve just read your sign, and I’d like to try the bet.”

The bar erupted in laughter. But after it subsided, the bartender said, “Okay.” He grabbed a lemon, squeezed it with all his might, and then handed the wrinkled remains to the man.

The bar went silent as the man wrapped his small hand around the lemon. To everyone’s astonishment, six drops fell into the glass.

Amidst the cheering, the bartender handed over the 1,000 Kshs and asked the man, “I have to know: what do you do for a living? Are you a soldier, a weight-lifter?”

The man replied softly, “I work for the Kenya Revenue Authority.”

Marsabit county Women Representative Naomi waqo has held talks with PS Energy . They discussed the solution to the electricity problem in Saku. The Ministry has promised to urgently source for a generator and deliver the same to Marsabit. She promises to follow up to make sure this is done in the shortest time possible.

Wito umetolewa wa wananchi wa Lokesheni ya Hulahula na Marsabit kwa ujumla kuwa makini na watu wanaowahadaa kuwa wanania ya kuwasaidia wanao na badaye kuwateka nyara.

Wito huo umetolewa na chifu wa eneo la Huluhula Bi Rafaela Matacho baada ya mhubiri mmoja wa kanisa la Ki advestista kutiwa baroni na maafisa wa DCI katika eneo la Kisii akiwa amewafungua chumbani mwake watoto 10 kutoka eneo la Parkishon hapa jimboni Marsabit.

Kwenye mazungumzo na meza ya Radio Jangwani Chifu Rafaela amesema kuwa wazazi wa watoto hao ambao ni kati ya umri wa miaka 5 na miaka 8 walihadaiwa na mhubiri huyo kwamba angewasomeshea wanao hadi chuo kikuu.

Aidha Chifu Rafaela amepogeza MCA wa wadi ya Karare Joseph Leruk kwa kile amekitaja kwamba ni kuchukua hatua za haraka zilizosaidia kuwaokoa watoto hao.

Ameahidi kuandaa vikao vya kuwapa hamasa wakaazi wa lokesheni yake kuhusiana na maswala mbalimbali ya maisha ikiwemo walaghai waliona lengo fiche.

A giant ship's engine broke down and no one could repair it, so they hired a Mechanical Engineer with over 30 years of experience.

He inspected the engine very carefully, from top to bottom. After seeing everything, the engineer unloaded his bag and pulled out a small hammer...
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He knocked something gently. Soon, the engine came to life again. The engine has been fixed!

A week later the engineer mentioned to the ship owner that the total cost of repairing the giant ship was $20,000.

"What?!" said the owner.
"You did almost nothing. Give us a detailed bill."

The answer is simple:

Tap with a hammer: $2

Know where to knock and how much to knock: $19,998

The importance of appreciating one's expertise and experience...because those are the results of struggles, experiments and tears.
If I do a job in 30 minutes it's because I spent 20 years learning how to do that in 30 minutes. You owe me for the years, not the minutes.

Are you paying the 20 grand?

Images show the queues of cars, all heading in one direction, attempting to leave Stepanakert, the capital of ethnically and historically Armenian Nagorno-Karabakh, for the Republic of Armenia as Baku consolidates its rule over the region.

“I struggled academically throughout elementary school yet became the best Neurosurgeon in the World in 1987”- Dr. Ben Carson!

“I was r***d at the age of 9 yet I am one of the most influential women in the World”- Oprah Winfrey!

“I didn't even complete my university education but became the World's richest man”- Bill Gates!

“I was sexually, mentally, emotionally and verbally abused by my father as far back as I can remember, until I left home at the age of eighteen, yet I am one of the most influential preachers in the World”- Joyce Meyer!

“I told my father that we would be very rich but he couldn't believe me. I made it a reality”- Christiano Ronaldo!

“I used to serve tea at a shop to support my football training and still became one of the World's best footballers”- Lionel Messi!

“I used to sleep on the floor in my friends' rooms, returning Coke bottles for food, money, and getting weekly free meals at a local temple, I later on founded Apple Company”- Steve Jobs!

“My teachers used to call me a failure, but I became a Prime Minister”- Former British PM, Tony Blair!

“I was in prison for 27 years and still became president.”- Nelson Mandela!

0I drove a taxi to finance my university education but today I'm a billionaire”-Mike Adenuga!

“I was on the verge of su***de when an Idea of opening a restaurant hit me after I retired as a cook in the Navy.” Harland Sanders, Founder of KFC

“I worked for my uncle since I was a small boy, people looked down on me. I later on took a loan from my uncle to open a tiny shop. I worked hard to make ends meet. Now I am the Word's Richest Man of African Decent (Richest Man in Africa).” Aliko Dangote (was 23rd World's richest man on Forbes 2014 list)

“I am a son of a black immigrant from Kenya, I graduated from Harvard and later on became a Senator in Chicago. Now I am the President of the Most Powerful Nation on Earth.” Barack Hussein Obama

“I traveled to America in search of financial independency when I was 15yrs old. I became the World's Strongest Man 7 times and Mr Universe. I then got my Economics degree, then I became one of Hollywood's best actors before I was voted twice as governor of California (the world's 6th richest state after France and Britain).” Former Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger

Failures or limitations of the past have no control over the greatness in you. To him that believes, all things are possible.

Don't wait for everybody to believe in your ability and dreams...

Never design your life like a Garden where anyone can walk in and out......

Design it like the Sky where everyone aspires to reach!

Aim high! Reach high!!!

The sheep spend their whole lives fearing the wolf, only to be eaten by the shepherd.

Once you understand this statement, the game changes, and you start to understand politics.

A married woman entered a Pharmacy in Westlands, she walked to the Pharmacist looked straight into his eyes and said:

'I would like to buy FAST KILLING POISON FOR HUMANS'.

The bewildered Pharmacist asked: 'Why, what for?

The lady replied: 'I need it to poison my husband'.

The Pharmacist shouted: 'Lord have mercy, it’s against the law! It’s a sin.'

Absolutely not! shouted the lady. She reached into her bag and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the Pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and screamed:

'Why didn’t you tell me you had a Prescription.... 😂

TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR AGEING WITH GRACE :

1. Live in your own place to enjoy independence & privacy.

2. Hold on to your bank deposits and assets with yourself.

3. Don't depend only on your children's promise to care for you (their priorities will change with time)

4. Expand your circle of friends to include those who will outlive you.

5. Do not compare and expect nothing from others.

6. Do not interfere with the lives of your children. (Let them live THEIR life not YOURS)

7. Do not use old age as your shield and justification to demand care, respect and attention.

8. Listen to what others say but think and act independently

9. Pray, but do not beg, even from God. If at all, ask for His forgiveness.

10. TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR OWN HEALTH. ( Eat healthy-stay fit)

Remember, You may RETIRE from work but NOT from life You are not ALIVE, unless and until you start LIVING !!!

HAPPY LIVING 👍

What a win?

Sheffield United 0-8 Newcastle United

"Best wishes for a joyous Christmas filled with love, happiness and prosperity! Wishing you a season full of light and laughter for you and your family."