Scott Ervin For State Assembly - CA38
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18/07/2020
No, seriously.
Vote for moi.
I’m not gonna let that Garcia/Trump clone turn the CA Assembly into a Q-Anon pit of party-boys.
All of these shut-downs and "stay-at-home" measures means that I CAN STILL WIN THE ELECTION!!!!!
Right?
I'LL NEVER GIVE UP MY OFFICE!!
THE VOTE WAS RIGGED!!!
Oh hey, the Sacramento Capital Commissary has the BEST savory crepes!!
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I can FEEL the write-in vote is STRONG!!!
Packing my gear for SACRAMENTO!
Keep my seat warm Christy!
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I’m against all beer-related viruses.
That’s it .. that’s the tweet.
Apparently the application I sent in to Washington was misplaced or ignored or SOMETHING!
Because I just got my sample ballot AND MY NAME ISN'T ON ITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
I'm still not sure why the state of Washington is processing CALIFORNIA ASSEMBLY CANDIDATES!!!!
So you'll have to write me in folks: Scott R Ervin, Avenger
Thank you for your support!!
We’re having an Oscar Viewing Homemade Pizza Party and GoFundMe political fundraiser to help Marsha McLean pay back her campaign debt to herself until the Feds shut us down!
Don’t blame me!
I voted to throw the bum OUT!
Thinking of changing over to the CA25 race. I’d LOVE to work in Washington. I hear Seattle has a kickin restaurant scene!
Also, I want to debate Papadopolos. I mean, really I just want to meet him. But I’ll risk catching something from that Jenky guy just to meet Papo. 🤷🏼♂️
The guy that uses the “Top Gun” logo is a creeper too. But I think he dropped out once Steve “The Pose” Knight dropped in to our collective “dms.” Haven’t heard much about him since then.
Good night diary.
January 21, 2020
15/01/2020
I saw Christy (the woman currently holding my seat for me in Sacramento) this weekend. And I was, like, talking to her. And she just started debating everything I said. Like EVERYTHING!! Like even about the pretzels I graciously brought to the meeting.
MY PRETZELS!! (Pictured)
So don’t try and tell me Christy doesn’t want to debate.
She WANTS to debate. 🤷🏼♂️
I DEMAND A DEBATE WITH JENK YOUGRRRR!!!!
19/12/2019
WOW!!! I’m going to be unstoppable!!!!!
I'd like to just go ahead and say, I reject any and all endorsements. I will NOT accept ANY "BIG CORPORATE" money, in fact .. I won't accept ANY money!!
IHAVENTEVENOPENEDACAMPAIGNBANKACCOUNT!!!!!
But please vote for me. I'll let you know if I'm running for SA or CC any day now.
No seriously .. 🤷🏼♂️
Pretty soon .. we’re going to have a REALLY big campaign push.
So hold on to your asses folks. We’re not playin around.
Is running for SCV City Council considered a step up from CA Assembly? Or down? Asking for friend.
The hot-line is ringing off the hook with the same question: Scott, why the cowboy hat?
Answer: I'm trying to corner the "Boston Rob" demographic. I hear he's VERY popular out this way.
OH: Boston Rob is the guy on "Survivor" and has literally NO political following out here.
Scott: OK pardner.*
*Western Walk version of OK Boomer
How do I figure out how many likes I have?
14/11/2019
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14/11/2019
Don't even THINK about liking this page ... HEY!!! I'M TALKIN TO YOU OVER THERE!!!
Not quite your worst nightmare. 🤷🏼♂️