Cinati Bengos

Come on down! This Sunday 12-5. Last month it went until about 4:00 and then THE STORMS came.

I'll have the usual, but I'll be bringing the hoodies this time. Do you need a hoodie when it's this hot out? No! But we live in a temperate climate and have seasons, the next of which will be here before you know it.

Even if you don't buy anything from me, there are plenty of other great vendors. Hope to see you there!

In other news, my old going-out-drinking spot is closing and rebranding. With how much I used to dance in that window back in the day, I hope they change the name to Dancery.

Tomorrow, 7/14 from Noon to 5:00pm, I'll be vending at Second Sunday on Main St. downtown! Come say hi and get prepped for a Bonkin' good year!

Sadly, we must say goodbye to one of our Cinati creature friends, albeit, one that never gained a personality and was frankly, too well drawn, but it's still an unfortunate circumstance.
So if you own a piece of Univercinati Burkits apparel, congratulations! You now own a piece of Cinati history! It could be worth BILLIONS one day and will most likely never be produced again!

In brighter news, you may have seen my stories about some Garden Guardian creatures popping up in local parks! Wouldn't it be nice to protect your own garden from those pesky squirrels with a guardian of your own? They'll only be available at Second Sunday on Main, Sunday 7/14 and supplies are VERY limited so be sure to get there early!

See you there!

Hmmmm. Looks like some creatures popped up in a local park. But where???? Be sure to share your own photos if you find them!

Hint: Your smell will not help you find them because Browned Jake, (a ground beef creature) does not spoil.

He's a little confused. Poor little guy.

Happy 5/13 Day!

The Cinati Sticker sheet has been revamped to include smaller stickers, more characters, and the iconic Cinati Skyline in two sizes! Browned Jake and Burrowing Joe finally found their way to the sticker medium as well. Head to the link in bio to get yours today!

This page is very obviously in no way related to the Cincinnati Bengals, but as an fan, I was excited to hear the news that the schedule for next year's season is coming out on Wednesday, and because I'm an artist, I made a post to commemorate the occasion! Thanks for the interesting morning, everyone 😉

Cinati

It's a sad day. This is the first time I've posted a "Who Would Win?" where it didn't matter. At least I get to post a sad, yet beautiful animation I made once it's all said and done. It's a real tear jerker.

Sadness is a feeling that we feel sometimes.

Be safe out there tonight, everyone!
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Bingo lost its hammer. A bonk without a hammer might be tough, but it's totally doable.

Sorry for bringing up old wounds, but the holidays were busy. Here's the latest installment of Cinati Bengos and the Hammer of Light!

Spoiler alert: Bingo's hammer is now in the hands of Jaundice. How can Bingo BONK without a hammer? Find out next time!

The Hammer of Light saga continues in Part 3! Will Bingo and Browned Jake wrest back control of the sacred artifact?

A gripping tale inspired by true events, Cinati Bengos and the Hammer of Light Part 3 is a continuing story of love, friendship, and the quest for BONKS.

Simple BONK

Cinati has been invaded by Vakins! Is Browned Jake a bad enough dude to save Cinati?

Browned Jake's Old Fashioned Horse Glue is made from only the finest Indapis Cols. Just a few drops and you'll join any two pieces of porous material with ease!

Medical applications for broken thumbs, arms, wrists, ankles, and other bodily joints are still in clinical trials.

Will Browned Jake and the Bengos pleasantly surprise us again this week? Hopefully!

Btw, the holiday order deadline is TODAY, 12/10. Any order placed after may not ship in time for the holidays.

Browned Jake was a helpful Ground Beef creature in Jackville today.

Two cat creatures. One winner. Who would win?

The Cinati Bengos Med. Weight Hoodie is back in stock! $35 at ConcussionSports.net!

The next chapter of Cinati Bengos and the Hammer of Light is here. While you might feel sadness at the loss of such a powerful weapon, this saga (among others) will continue. There's still hope.

New lore from Enefeland. Only one can wield the Hammer of Light. Who will it be?

Slight delay. I was getting over it.

Who are they? Who are they? Who are they going to Bingo Bengo?

Today is the last day to get your order in (at least until I have them in stock.) Then they'll go on sale again. But they're selling fast and I only ordered a limited number 👀 chances are, they won't be remade for a long time.

Go to ConcussionSports.net to secure yours!

I am sad.

Who would win? A Cinati Bengo or a Hustin Taxen?

That was easy. After Monday, these may not be available until next season. Quantities are VERY limited, so don't wait :)

Once this pre-sale is over, I'll be emailing everyone who ordered a plushie with the full details of how this will go.

Some notes if you're uncertain about buying one:
> The plushies are still being made and may not arrive before the holidays.
> I plan to do a local pickup event once they're in. Once I get that planned, I'll reach out to everyone again with the details and if you can make it, I'll refund all or some of the shipping cost, dependent upon how many other items were in your order.

It's here! Well, almost. Keep reading for details.

You want one, I want you to have one, but because I can't justify ordering hundreds of these for a steeply discounted price, I have to charge $33 for this plushie.

What that means is that this is a pre-sale, and if interest isn't high enough, I'll cancel the pre-sale and refund all orders for this plushie.

Also, the bulk order process takes some time and there's a chance I may not have these in time to ship by Christmas. A belated Christmas gift is still a Christmas gift though.

Finally, you've all been extremely supportive of this little Cinati Bengos project of mine, and it's time I give back to the community that helped it grow, so a portion of each sale of this plushie will be donated to the Cincinnati nonprofit, Most Valuable Kids, an organization that helps at-risk kids in our community attend sporting events, cultural arts and unique experiences.

If interest isn't high enough and I have to cancel the pre-sale. I will of course, still make a donation to MVK.

BONK

Who are they going to Bingo Bengo?