Memes That Would Disappoint Your Mother IV: Mothman's Revenge

That IS therapy.

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GM Fishes and Berries

Troopers, please be aware of these harmless goblin creatures that come screaming out of the EZ every year at this time. They're loud, they're endless and will recede by the 25th.
Don't take any of their presents, that's the important bit. Just try your best to ignore them and keep them out of secure areas.

Happy "guilt tripping moms on marketplace" season.

Here's some old OC for everyone that wasn't around when I thought putting rap lyrics as presidential quotes was the funniest thing ever.

Rest in Peace, DragonResponse. You will be missed.

A wee little spider just crawled on me and I dropped everything for ten minutes to just watch the lil guy crawl around my arm and then counter. I love spiders so much, I honestly don't get why people get so freaked out about them.

Nah, go ahead and ask him, he's more qualified.

GM Frens. Make sure you drink plenty of water today, spend some time outside, and do something physical that gets your heart rate up like working out or going for a walk. Love you all.

More like if I really like the 90 minute movie I'm going to then watch every analysis and video essay on youtube for the next several hours.

I watched a documentary about CCTV cameras in the UK.

We need to bring back Christian epics.

GM frens.

Hint: it's both.

"Diversity" is our strength.

GM fellas, it's almost the weekend, rise and grind.

Music Monde- er, Wednesday. Share your Spotify Wrapped frens.

I'm fine = I haven't been fine for so long that I honestly don't know what it even feels like any more.

If you are reading this, you have to go drink at least eight ounces of water right now. This is a threat, I will be checking. Love you.

GM Frens. Drink water.

Dear all neo-pagans and neo-vikings on my page, here's how to truly make you ancestors proud.

Dear Pagans who follow this page or come across it

Barbara going for the neck.

So I have a Native American coworker and a black coworker. Both men. The three of us hit it off pretty much immediately. Also with a very short time of working together we discovered that we all think racial humor is funny. So, like all funny racists, we tease each other all the time. For example, the other day the Native guy asked if the black guy knew where something he had misplaced was. I said of course the black guy knows where it is, he probably stole it. Black guy asks don't you have a school to go sh00t up? I ask if he has a smoke detector battery to change? Native guy says we both should get off his land. Black guy says you should've been better at fighting off lil whiteys with belt buckles on their hats. Native guy says at least the whites CHOSE to sail over here. Etc. And we're all laughing. Having a grand old time cause we know it's all in good fun.
Now I have another coworker. A liberal white woman. Always blabbing on about diversity and Black Lives Matter and how she doesn't see color. So today she was talking about how mixed couples are going to literally save America and whites shouldn't have kids together. She's white. Her girlfriend is white. All three of her kids are white. All of her friends are white.
But it gets better. I was talking with the Native and the black guy about it and they brought up that she doesn't even really talk to them. Native guy says that she only speaks to him when he speaks to her. Black guy says she doesn't even look him in the eyes and moves to the other side of the room when he comes in. The three of us combined can't outracist this one white woman.

Every other driver on my morning commute be like