Heathkins

It Snowed Last Night...
8:00 pm - I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from ITN showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
There is no moral to this story - this is what we've become, all because of snowflakes

Pro Tip:

The truck is gone... It was not a happy moment!
Time for the next chapter...

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We may adjust hours based on business.

Today (5/15) from 4:30pm-9pm
VFW Post #9857
2330 Stelzer Rd, 43219
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Today (5/15) from 8am-12pm
Iron Pony
5436 Westerville Rd, 43081
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Today (Sat) we'll be at the following locations:
🚚 8am-12pm @ Iron Pony (5436 Westerville Rd, 43081)
🚚 4:30pm-9pm @ VFW Post #9857 (2330 Stelzer Rd, 43219)

See our full schedule at https://streetfoodfinder.com/HEATHKINS

This week we'll be at the following locations:

🗓 Sat 8:30am-11am @ Iron Pony (5436 Westerville Rd, 43081)

See our full schedule at https://streetfoodfinder.com/HEATHKINS

Heathkins updated their address.

Today (5/1) from 9am-11am
VFW 9857
2330 Stelzer Rd, 43219

⚠️ ORDER ONLINE @ https://streetfoodfinder.com/order/84794

Today (Sat) from 🕓 9am-11am
VFW 9857 (2330 Stelzer Rd, 43219)

See our full schedule at https://streetfoodfinder.com/HEATHKINS

Heathkins updated their business hours.