Chelsea Saurman

His little smile is everything. 😻 My little snuggle buddy 🥰

Checked out the audiobook "A Visible Man" by Edward Enninful from my local library. Looking forward to listening to it 🙂 What books are you guys reading/listening to?

Mmkay the Blue Diamond almond commercials got me. These are freaking bombtastic especially the Smokehouse ones!

Most of it has melted off already but we got about 4 inches of here at the . Turning out to be a gorgeous day! P.S. I took these pics from inside cuz I can’t be bothered to get outta my PJs today lol.

Damn! Checked out the traffic cams in Portland and at 1am there's still traffic jams?! Stay home if you can friends! Sh*ts bananas

And we’ve entered the chapter of my life lol. Got my first prescription glasses and she looked at me funny and said um, you know you can just get these at Walmart for $10 right… oopsies, oh well I had her make me these anyway lol. And no I haven’t been tanning, just naturally tan. lol

I think I want to move to L.A. in a few years after both my grandparents pass. They're in their precious last chapters and I can't bring myself to move til then. Like, my heart can't, I need to physically be here for them while they're still here.

Woke up to 2 bald eagles soaring above and watched them glide around for a while before getting out of bed for the day.

My favorite actor to watch right now is by far . This sounds weird but he looks EXACTLY like me except as a dude version. We have the same vibrant blue eyes, same skin, same bone structure, dimples, etc. It's super refreshing because only 8% of humans have blue eyes! Blue eyes are honestly mesmerizing to me because they're so rare and beautiful. I looked up his ancestry and we are almost exactly the same ancestry lol. Scandinavian, Irish, Welsh, Swiss-German, etc. We probably ARE distantly related lol. Well, I mean we're ALL distantly related, but pretty sure him and I are closely-distantly related ya know lol. Maybe I'll get to meet him one day! :)

Forgot to take a pic but made Mom and I the bombest dinner tonight! Bacon-wrapped sirloin cooked medium, seasoned to perfection, mashed potatoes, garlic French bread and mini vanilla cupcakes with sprinkles! Feels so good spoiling my mom! Fills my heart with joy. B-cat shared some too :) How was your Valentines (Galentines) Day?

Fu***ng disgusting and disturbing NewsAlert today, copied & pasted from Washington Co. District Attorney's Office. Careful letting your kids walk to school friends! Definitely not safe these days.

"HILLSBORO, Ore. — Uriel Nava-Montoya, age 29, pled guilty to Sexual Abuse in the First Degree and Public Indecency today, February 14, 2023, in a case prosecuted by Deputy District Attorney Rayney Meisel. Judge Janelle Wipper sentenced Mr. Nava-Montoya to 75 months in prison, pursuant to Ballot Measure 11.

On the morning of September 7, 2022, a 12-year-old female witnessed the defendant exposing his ge****ls at Mountain View Champions Park in Beaverton, Ore., on her way to school. The victim increased her speed after noticing Nava-Montoya watching her. Nava-Montoya sped up to the victim and touched her buttocks. The victim ran by foot until she arrived at Mountain View Middle School, where she reported the incident immediately.

Mr. Nava-Montoya followed the victim to Mountain View Middle School and was found wandering the property by school staff. Nava-Montoya told staff he was on campus to enroll his child in school. Nava-Montoya and was escorted to the administration office, where he provided office staff with a fraudulent address and multiple background stories. The defendant then left Mountain View Middle School and headed to Chehalem Elementary School and attempted the same role as a parent of an incoming student before he was arrested by Beaverton Police.

At the time of the incident, Nava-Montoya was on probation for Public Indecency and Sexual Abuse in the third degree for exposing his ge****ls in a grocery store and touching the buttocks of an adult female just weeks earlier.

The Washington County District Attorney’s Office would like to acknowledge the work of the Beaverton Police Department on this case. This office also commends the courage of the victim and the Mountain View Middle School and Chehalem Elementary School staff for taking appropriate action and aiding in this investigation."

you filthy animals. lol. I thought I would share one of my favorite photos of me in red ❤️ I’m happily single this year so I’m celebrating with mom tonight - gonna cook her a super nice meal and have a chill night at home. P.S. the long blonde hair WILL make a comeback don’t you worry your britches bi***es 😉.

Smoothest dentist appt of all time! Went in thinking I had a mouth full of cavities but had no issues at all. Gotta love being a hypochondriac lol.

Was there really just a Jesus commercial during the Super Bowl? Damn Jesus must be rich! Lol... And of course the commercial is a bunch of exploited children and the message was encouraging people to be child-like. Fu***ng pedophiles mang! How did this get a Super Bowl spot?!

Random question: have you ever performed minor surgery on yourself? I have lol. I hate when I get bumps on my skin like little moles and stuff so I'll literally pick them off with either my fingernails or tweezers and it works :) stings but then it heals and problem solved! Sorry if this grosses anyone out lol.

Fu***ng disgusting and disturbing :(

Man Charged with Sexual Exploitation of Children and Distribution, Receipt, and Possession of Child Sexual Abuse Material A federal grand jury in Baltimore returned an indictment today charging a Maryland man with s*xual exploitation of children and distribution, receipt, and possession of images and videos depicting the s*xual abuse of children.

It doesn't surprise me at all that birthing centers are starting to close due to low volume of births. The birth rate dropped by 20% since 2007 and will only continue to drop as time goes on. I foresee a time, possibly in our lifetimes, where birthing a child or several won't be the norm as it was in the '80s and prior. Adopting and fostering will become more of a thing, as it should be. And we'll see the human population decline significantly as it needs to.

Outrage, disappointment define reaction to proposed closure of Birth Center. Nearly 100 people, mostly women and many of them young mothers, expressed outrage Thursday as they spoke during a listening session convened on the topic of the proposed closure of

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LeBron James Breaks All-Time NBA Scoring Record With his 38,388th career point, James passes Kareem Abdul-Jabbar for the crown.

Happy 93rd birthday to my beautiful ! At age 93 she is still doing her own thing and defying all odds. She’s still driving her cute lil PT Cruiser and living independently on her own doing exactly what she wants when she wants, listening to exactly no one, exactly how I want to live my life too. Love you Grandma! To infinity and well beyond 💗

Sending love to those affected by the massive earthquake in Turkey and Syria. I am crying my eyes out watching the news footage. :(

Got 3 different kinds of fruits I've never tried before so I'll probably make dumb little reaction videos this week for the internet lol. I've been told many times I have cute and hilarious reactions so it's gonna be my little side hustle to make reaction videos for YouTube 🙂 Stay tuned lol.

Huge congrats to first transgender woman to win a Grammy! Love her music and can't tell at all that she was born a boy!

Poor guy was s*xually molested by his church pastor when he was 13 🙁 That was his first encounter with s*xual activity so of course he is going to have an unhealthy relationship with s*x in his adulthood until he went through a ton of therapy to correct his brain. Church is really a very dangerous place for children.

Armie Hammer Breaks Silence on Misconduct Allegations in First Interview Since Scandal, Revealing Suicidal Intent and Childhood Sexual Abuse In an Air Mail exclusive, the embattled actor denies criminal wrongdoing but says, "I'm here to own my mistakes, take accountability for the fact that I was an as***le, that I was selfish, that I used people to make me feel better, and when I was done, moved on."

Mmkay how have I gone this long without a body pillow! Don't even need a snuggle buddy anymore lol. Got B-cat and body pillow, I'm golden lol.

To cut it or not to cut it… that is the question. And look at my lil mullet-to-be! Radical lol.

Slowly learning some Norwegian from watching ( news) on their website. Today I learned that their word "fart" translates to "speed" in English lol. Ok carry on lol.

NOOOOO! I just started watching again too! :(

‘Dr. Phil’ Ending After 21 Seasons After getting his start on 'The Oprah Winfrey Show,' Dr. Phil McGraw has hosted his highly rated eponymous series since 2002.

Fu***ng disgusting and disturbing. There seems to be a similar new NewsAlert every day. I'm starting to think PARENTS OR WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR GIVING KIDS A SMART PHONE WITH CAMERA AND INTERNET FUNCTIONALITY SHOULD BE CHARGED IN THE CRIME AS WELL. KIDS SHOULDN'T HAVE SMART PHONES/TABLETS/ETC UNTIL AFTER THEY'RE GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL OR TURN 18 WHICHEVER COMES LATER. WE NEED KID-SPECIFIC CELL-PHONES WITHOUT THE INTERNET AND CAMERAS, LIKE WE HAD IN THE OLD DAYS. I freaking hate this part of humanity so freaking much. Grateful I'm not having kids, it's far too dangerous for them these days.

Man Pleads Guilty to Coercing and Threatening Children into Producing Images of Child Sexual Abuse A Tennessee man pleaded guilty today to coercing and threatening multiple minors into creating videos of themselves engaging in s*xual activity.

Wow! 😥 Incredibly important episode of Dr. Phil today and a must-watch for parents of kids of high school age and younger. 50% of youngsters have serious addictions to smart phones/social media/video games, and psychologists are confirming this addiction is worse than alcohol and drugs like crystal m**h. Social media physically causes changes in kids' brains and hinders cognitive development. It's causing kids to drop out of school, run away from home, physically harm their family members and themselves, and in the worse cases, commit su***de or murder their parents. Now is the most awful time a person can choose to be a parent because of this epidemic of social media use by youngers is so common and becoming more and more of a problem. I feel so grateful that my generation fully grew up and had the opportunity to have their brains develop before social media became a thing. But I feel awful for parents of youngsters currently dealing with social media addiction. Dr. Phil and the experts are recommending to keep smart phones and video game controllers out of your kids hands for as long as possible. My mom didn't let me have a cell phone until I started driving at age 16 and back then cell phones only did text and calls, and only people I knew and trusted had my number and vice versa. It's really scary to see the direction the world is headed in, when our upcoming generations are by default getting brain damage and additions before they're even graduated from high school, because of social media use, and parents choices on allowing it. Please watch this important episode when you have an hour to spare, especially if you're a parent of youngsters. Thank you.

"Dr. Phil" Growing Up Digital: Are Your Kids Addicted? (TV Episode 2023) - IMDb Growing Up Digital: Are Your Kids Addicted?: With Phil McGraw. Teenagers admit that they are addicted to their digital devices; parents whose kids ran away, became violent, or committed su***de due to social media and video games; how screen time can seriously affect the development of a child's bra...

Has anyone else had problems with their grocery pickup from lately with items being expired? I've had this happen the past 3 times, this time there were 5 items past expiration, and 3 things expiring today or tomorrow so I have to hurry up and eat it? Grateful for the things that aren't expired, and the easy return process, but for f***s sakes ya know... lol

Got my results back from tonight! I love knowing which areas of the world my ancestors are from! Proud here lol.

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The video footage has been released by the from the recent of an innocent black man. I'm not even 2 minutes into the video and I'm completely bawling. This is not okay. None of this is okay. Be careful watching these videos y'all but it's important that you do, to be educated on what's going on in the world right now. Thank the universe I have a therapist appointment on Monday. Omg, this is so, SO FU**ED. 😰😰😰

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Kinda wanting to get back into the snuggle game, but not with anyone who is in a co-parenting relationship, it means you're not truly single! Sorry to the dads out there, get back to me when your kids are in college :) lol

One of my most prized possessions, the which are being sold on for around $900,000 at the moment, and only increasing in value as time goes on. I remember waking up at like 4am to go wait in line with my grandma at the local gift store almost every weekend as a kid to get the newest before they sold out fast. We were truly, TRULY lol. I have about 100 different I kept in mint condition in safe storage since the ‘90s. This one has always been my favorite because I’m a huge fan of and was devastated when I heard the devastating news back in 1997, and I knew I needed to get the bear right when I heard the news they were making a limited supply of them. I’m not sure when or if I’ll ever put her on the market but if I do I’ll let you guys know! Until then she’s safe with me. 💜🤍

Listening to the audiobook "Moneyball" :)

So awful :( I definitely signed this petition.

Demand Justice for Keenan Anderson Another Black man has lost his life because of police violence. Here's how we're fighting back. {LINK}

Got my Hepatitis B vaccine today, all up to date on my shots. I go in and get poked whenever I can. :)

Completing the research questions while I'm waiting for my results to come back, and they just asked me if I have a 3rd ni**le. Is this real life right now? lol. Do any of you guys have a 3rd ni**le or know someone who does?!

Medical ma*****na card expired yesterday and won't be renewing it. Happy to be drug-free and sober (I consider w**d a drug). That chapter of my life is officially closed 🙂

In case you're wondering, I pooped my pants today. Turns out it wasn't just a fart lol.