MemorTee Quilts by Kris
Quilts made out of your favorite t-shirts and lighted stained glass blocks (8" x 8") This quilt is 60 inches by 60 inches. Time frame? Price?
DETAILS ABOUT ORDERING
A standard order is the a quilt consisting of 25 T-shirts. If you don't have enough for 25 individual T-shirts I can use the fronts and backs of some of your T-shirts to make your quilt 25 shirts. I put a fleece backing of your color choice on the quilt. How to get your personalized T-shirt Quilt made:
Gather up 25 of your favorite t-shirts. Then fill out the order form an
04/11/2021
I'd like to dedicate my energy today to those of us with new drivers. You know the kind: the ones with absolutely no skill set, no confidence slash too much confidence, and a required 30 hours of field training with a parent. Hi. I'm the parent.
I would like to specifically direct my kind energy toward your central nervous systems, Driving Parents. Because these full body sweats and adrenaline surges are not for the faint of heart. You want to be calm. You do. You plan to be. You tell the Child Driver that you will be calm and no one is going to lose their s**t today. You mean it. This is sincere. Until they start reversing out of your driveway and get within one foot of the ditch, and then you do indeed, lose your s**t. It has been 12 seconds.
Let's discuss corners and turns. Because as far as I can tell, slowing down here is optional. Let's test those tires, the Child Drivers seem to be saying, give this power steering a real run for its money. Brakes are for losers. The amount of times I believed I was going to die on a sharp curve with a Child Driver is forty million.
Also isn't it fun how concerned they are with the radio station? This is imperative. Takes firm precedence over, say, paying attention to merging cars. All of a sudden, their playlist is of utmost importance. For their vibe. Which is why I am an absolute buzzkill and say no to any music. No sounds. No Rihanna. No singalongs. Your job right now is to drive and not kill us. There is no room in your journey for a single additional stimulus.
It is all just very relaxing.
Courage, Driving Parents! Apparently this only lasts until they get their license at which point we turn them loose onto an unsuspecting vehicular world and literally pretend like everything is fine. Because we aren't in the car. And we can't see the sharp corners. Therefore, it isn't happening.
It's fine. We're all fine. So fine.