Wedding Photo Hangover
An irreverent look at photography. This podcast, like aspirin, will help you recover from your wedding hangover.
Going to start taking this to weddings and just using the prompt, “Magical Indiana Wedding Always Golden Hour" and we'll see if my clients notice when I deliver the photos.
As a photographer it’s important to look interesting… Not necessarily good.
Weddings are ducking wild in America.
Pi***ng on your SD cards unfortunately won’t give you the same look.
This is also a great way to wake up the day after a wedding… assuming you have more leftover coffee in your car.
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The ghosts of children that could have been keep haunting my photos after d*ck removal. Need someone who specializes in d*ck healing, d*ck cloning, and d*ck content aware removal to help me cleanse my photos of the possible ghosts of errant d*cks.
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And now a moment of silence for the loved ones who couldn’t be with us today. We know they’re smiling down on us from heaven.
*CRACK*
F #!
One of the other people in the class asked if she at least took a water bottle with her and she said no, because she didn’t want any guests or anyone else to ever see her doing anything other than working. 🤦
Hey! That’s Steven Van Elk in that podcast!
In the words of Mr. Miyagi: “If karate used defend honor, defend life, defend profoto flash, karate mean something. If karate used defend plastic metal trophy, defend yongnuo, karate no mean nothing.”
When you spend so much time on one website that all other websites start to look the same.
Mighty duckin’
Anakin, you’re breaking my heart.
Shiiiiiiiiiit, no! I didn’t think they would pay that much. I have to shoot this now? Shiiiiiiit!
How are you preparing for wedding season?
What are the best ways to diffuse your ugly, on-camera flash?
Excerpt: “Jump on Amazon and make full use of that Amazon prime account that isn’t being used to watch Daisy Jones and the Six, whatever the hell that is. You’re going to order a Gary Fong Lightsphere and have it same-day shipped. When it arrives you’re going to open the box, take out that sweet bubble wrap, resist popping it, wrap it around your flash, and then you’ll throw that worthless Gary Fong Lightsphere in the garbage where it belongs. You got those plastic air bubbles doing the hard work of diffusing your flash now baby. Let’s gooooo!”
Tap the link to go to the full article: https://weddinghangover.com/blog/best-on-camera-flash-diffusers-in-a-pinch
Last week we polled 1000 Nikon wedding photographers to see what their go to Nikon camera is when it’s time to capture a wedding! Photographers from 6 different continents (f*ck Antartica) all responded and the results are astounding. So buckle up and prepare to dive into this list of the best Nikon Cameras for Wedding Photography!
43% of respondents said the a7 III with Canon lenses was the best Nikon camera and lens set-up they had found. Photographers polled cited that they loved the dual SD card slots on this camera, the amazing autofocus, the beautiful color science, the variety of top-notch lenses available (such as those pictured), and a lens that screws into place by screwing right. We can’t disagree there, we like to get screwed right too.
Tap the link below to read the full blog post detailing the top 5 Nikon Cameras for Wedding Photography!
https://weddinghangover.com/blog/best-nikon-camera-for-wedding-photography-2023
I did this with my drone the other day. 🤦
Credit: DelToroPhoto
They should have at least tried letting him kiss the gear to see if that woke him from his slumber before resorting to threats.
“Now that I’m on mirrorless, I don’t have to worry about whether or not my camera is in focus. My mirrorless never misses focus.”
What you doing if another photographer does this to you?
Who’s done it? How’d it go?
Really loving the responses to this question. “Why would a television be on during wedding prep?” 🤣🤣🤣 Uhmmmmm, the television is on because it is more fun to watch than someone having their hair sprayed for a 10th time while the photographer tries to get their camera settings just right to capture the hair spray mist. But fr, photoshop exists.
JFC, is savage. I mean, if we’re being honest, who amongst us hasn’t thought of murdering a wedding DJ and then eating them? But, to just put in print.
Real estate photography is a magical world. Stolen from ’s Facebook.
Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.
“Hey can you expand the background on this vertical photo to make it the right dimension to post to instagram?”
“Sure”
Happy Halloween!
An Irreverant Look at Wedding Photography
Editing photos isn’t fun. But if you listen to our podcast while editing your photos, you might start looking forward to it. Every week we put out an episode, on Sunday, when you’re more than likely recovering from your most recent wedding hangover. We’re going to make you laugh. We’re going to keep you up to date on the industry. We’re going to help you recover from your wedding hangover so you can be a functioning human being again. Just like aspirin, we make everything a little bit better.