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Put this in your mouth and... 🍭

We know this is tongue in cheek – but your tongue better not be the only thing in your mouth! (Just don’t bite down!)

All “Suck It” Emoji products are 25% OFF from now through September 9!

Suck It We know this is tongue in cheek – but your tongue better not be the only thing in your mouth! Just don’t bite down!

Perfect for meeting up after a long night out, to dish on the dirty deeds from the night before!

Henny’s—where the coffee is cold and the coke is weak, but the tea is ALWAYS piping hot!

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Henny's Perfect for meeting up after a long night out, to dish on the dirty deeds from night before! Henny’s – where the coffee is cold and the coke is weak, but the tea is ALWAYS piping hot!

You can be a complete train wreck… and still look fabulous.

All “Hot Mess” items are 25% OFF until September 2.

Had a bad day? Tell Mommy Dearest all about it…

Life is all about decisions: Single or Double; Wine or Beer; Straight-up or On the Rocks.  (BUT NEVER ANY WIRE HANGERS).

Joan's Pour Decisions Had a bad day? Tell Mommy Dearest all about it… Life is all about decisions: Single or Double; Wine or Beer; Straight-up or On the Rocks. (BUT NEVER ANY WIRE HANGERS).

A group of flamingos is a "Flamboyance" 

The flamingo is basically the mascot for g**s everywhere, unless you can find a unicorn – but who here is a virgin?

All “Flamingo Pride” products are 25% OFF from now through August 19.

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Just like Susan Lucci, but without the career or the talent.

Perfect for serving "One-Act-Russian-Tragedy-90-minute-No-Intermission-Realness".  Also perfect for acting like a bitch.

The only union for professional victims.

The next, terrible national tragedy will likely have all the conspiracy theorists claiming the witnesses are all “Crisis Actors.” If that’s what they are, they need to unionize!!

All “Equity Crisis Actor” products are 25% OFF from now through July 29!

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Equity Crisis Actor The only union for professional victims. The next, terrible national tragedy will likely have all the conspiracy theorists claiming the witnesses are all “Crisis Actors.” If that’s what they are, they need to unionize!!

You remind me of the ocean - SALTY AF 🌊

Salty [ sawl-tee ]
adjective
1. Containing too much salt
2. Caucasian spicy
3. Gay men on cheap wine or tequila

Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows you're gay. 🍻

Qu**rs! Where everybody knows you're gay. And they're ALWAYS glad you… came.

All “Qu**rs” products are 25% OFF from now through July 15!

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How easy am I? 🍆 🍑

If you can’t afford to make your own Ina merch, store-bought will do.

If Ina has taught us anything, it’s that life is about good-quality ingredients and great friends. And Alcohol. Lots of it. Bottoms up!

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Still celebrating Pride? You might be . 🌈

Who me? Yeah, I guess I am just a little bit EXTRA. Just can’t help it. Might be because of my super fresh breath.

All “Little Bit Extra” products are 25% OFF 
from now through July 8!

Anybody else hungry? 🍩

Does this jockstrap make my a** look fat?

Life is about making hard choices - so why not choose to have it all? Some days you want the donut, and some days you want the hole - either way, you'll need a napkin.

Kinda Wanna Look Like a Snack … Kinda Wanna Eat One Does this jockstrap make my ass look fat? Life is about making hard choices – so why not choose to have it all? Some days you want the donut, and some days you want the hole – either way, you’ll need a napkin.

Here kitty, kitty 🐱

All “Pussy" Wireframe items are 25% OFF from now through July 2!

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Don't be better - be bitter! 🍋

Not all fruits are sweet. And by fruit, I mean me.

We're happy as a 🐷 in 💩

And this little piggy went wee, wee, wee and probably a whole bunch of other stuff. Don’t kink shame!

All “Bondage Pig” products are 25% OFF 
from now through June 24!

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Happy Pride Month from Hot Tea! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

As a small business that is 100% LGBTQ+ owned and operated, today kicks off our favorite time of the year.

Search for “pride” on our site and celebrate with us by showing it to all the world with these unique styles and more. (They’re all SUPER gay)

🌈

https://hottea.co/all-designs/pride-designs/