Big Schlim Food Reviewer

is on November 10th. Why not celebrate with a spot I grew up on!! They got pupusa making workshops on Nov. 6th & 7th, and are doing it up on the 10th. Go here for more details!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 1785Florida Ave., N.W. Washington D.C.
Menu Includes:
*See Website*
https://www.eltamarindodc.com/
Items Reviewed:
*All pupusas come with a pickled cabbage, carrot, & a carrot slaw, & El Tamarindo’s special sauce*

Their Loroco Con Queso & Cheese Pupusa’s one (with cheese only, & the other with an edible flower, & cheese $3.99 each). STAMP!! Flavorful, cheesy, & fresh!!

Their Sampler Platter (with a bean cheese, pork, chorizo, & chicken pupusa, elote street corn, & Yucca with chicharron $29.99). STAMP the whole platter!! Perfectly slathered corn, buttery Yucca, tender fried pork, & the BEST pupusas you’re going to find in D.C.!! Yep…I said it!!

The Tex Fajitas (with steak, shrimp, chicken, red, & green peppers, onions, rice, sour cream, red, & green sauces, pico de gallo, tortillas, & beans $24.99). STAMP!! Just very well seasoned!! GET THIS!!

Their Mangonada Slushy ($10.25). STAMP!! Cold, sweet with a tip of heat, & a salt balance!!

Their Brisa Tropi (a pineapple rum infused cocktail $15). STAMP!! Strong, mildly sweet, & tropical!!
Online Navigation: Easy
Parking: ROUGH!
Music: YouTube-Backyard Band Pocket
Recommendations: Get the pupusas!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

I returned to this spot inside another spot just because I saw some new items on their menu!! They had some bangers when I went last time…I wonder if they still hit!?! LET’S GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 4147 Branch Ave, Temple Hills Maryland inside of a Lottery spot…take out only!!
Menu Includes:
*See Instagram*
Items Reviewed:
Their Seafood Rolls (with crab, shrimp, lobster, & cheese in a fried eggroll with sauce $10). STAMP!! Cheesy, meaty, with a mild Old Bay’ish sauce!!

Their Signature 6 Piece Hot Mumbo Wings (just what that says $8). STAMP!! Every time I go in here…I order these!!

Their Blackened Salmon (with jasmine rice, special sauce, & spinach $15). LIKE THAT!! Well sauced, & blackened salmon!! The rice & spinach…DELICIOUS.

Their Half Oxtail Half Seafood Trio Pizza (half with marinated oxtail, peppers, mozzarella cheese, & marinara, the other half with lobster, lump crab meat, & shrimp with a seafood Alfredo sauce base $29.99). STAMP!! Meaty well seasoned oxtail, & an Alfredo sauce that blended perfectly with the other ingredients!!
Online Navigation: Easy
Parking: DECENT.
Music: YouTube-Backyard Band Pocket
Recommendations: The wings, & that pie!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

I had been in this one neighborhood reviewing several different places, I had to come get some wings from my bbq spot!! It’s that simple…dry rubbed, flash fried wings…GET THEM!!
Where am I:
Location Reviewed: 800 Upshur St., N.W. Washington D.C.
Menu Includes:
*See Website*
www.cinderbbq.com
Items Reviewed:
Their Rains Kitchen Sink Mocktail (with orange juice, strawberry tea, blueberry, & bubbles $8). STAMP!! You tasted it all in here!!

Their Papas Locas (fries topped with brisket chili, queso, & their spicy redemption sauce $11). STAMP!! Eat them quick…but you will!! I couldn’t stop dipping into them!

Their Deviled Egg Salad (with pork rinds $8). LIKE THAT!! This caught me off guard!! It’s giving Big Backness, but these were tasty!!

Their Original Wings ( dry rubbed seasoned smoked, & flash fried wings ). STAMP!! My favorite wing from them!! Perfectly seasoned, meaty, & CRISP!!

Their Burnt Ends Sandwich (with bbq sauce, jalapeños, lettuce, pickles, & slaw $16.50). STAMP!! Crisp but tender ends, house made pickles, & a tangy slaw!!
Customer Service: On Point!!
Online Navigation: Easy
Parking: Rough
Music: YouTube-Rare Essence Mickey Solo
Recommendations: The Pizza , Brisket, & Birria are a MUST!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

I was super curious about this new arcade in D.C. I saw it on my timeline, so I pulled up on their soft opening. A couple other content creators were there like !! Oh…I whopped everyone who raced me!! LET’S GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 420 Penn St., N.E. Washington D.C.
Menu Includes:
*See Website*

https://f1arcade.com/us/racing
Items Reviewed:
Their Seafood Tower (with half a pound of lobster, ahi poke, jumbo shrimp, & 1/2 dozen oysters $129). STAMP!! High speed dining was right!! If you can…get this!!

Their Marinated Flat Iron Steak (with truffled potato mousse, wild mushrooms, & sweet onion $22).

Their Seared Scallops & Pork Belly (with Piccalilli, black lime, macerated cabbage, & chicharron $27).

Their Ahi Tuna Tostadas (with crispy shallots, chipotle aioli, & avocado $21). LIKE THAT!! This dish is starting to grow on me. Very well seasoned, & fresh!!

Their Buttermilk Chicken Sandwich (with chicken breast, chipotle mayo, lettuce, tomato, fries, & Housemade pickles $18). STAMP!! Of course it’s good…it’s from !!!

Their Forged Mushroom & Fresh Truffle (wild mushrooms, shaved black truffles, fontina cheese, truffle mornay, & Castelvetrano olives $18). STAMP!! A rich pungent cheese, buttery, woody, & fragrant!!

Their Impossible Burger Tostadas (with Gochujang, shaved cabbage, pickled veggies, & avocado creama $17 for 3). DELICIOUS. Good…I just needed more kick.

Their Mule in the Paddock Mocktail (with Almave, spiced ginger, lime, & soda $12). STAMP!! Refreshing, tasty, & palate cleansing!!
Online Navigation: Easy
Parking: ROUGH, they have a paid garage.
Music: YouTube- Backyard Band Socket Beat!!
Recommendations: That chicken sandwich, & Mocktail!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

I’m scrolling through my timeline, & I get tagged. I open that up, & I’m tagged in a spot I never heard of. I look at their page, and the next day…I pull up!! Spoiler alert, I STAMPED most of their food…including the Mac!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 828 Upshur St., N.W. Washington D.C.
Menu Includes:
*See Their Instagram*
Items Reviewed:
Their Drinks (Mamma’s Good Ass Tea, & Big Blue $4 each, Tge Strawberry, & Pineapple Lemonades $6 each). STAMP them all!! Real fruit, sweet, & refreshing!!

Their Jerk Wings Dinner (with jerk wingettes, cabbage, & jerk sauced rice $22). STAMP!! Sweet & spicy wings, lightly peppered cabbage like MY Ma’s, & the plain rice with jerk sauce…WINNING!!

Their Fried Wings (3 whole seasoned wings with Mumbo sauce $12). STAMP!! Perfectly seasoned, crunchy goodness!!

Their Jumbo Lump Crab Cake Dinner (with collards, cornbread, & teriyaki green beans $28). STAMP that cake especially with Mamma Tee’s secret sauce!! STAMP them saucy, peppery, oniony beans!! The Collards was LIKE THAT!!

Their Sweet Potatoes Side ($8). STAMP!! Just like home!! Trust me!!

Their Mac n Cheese ($8). STAMP!! A combination of lumpy, saucy, & caramelized cheese blend!! That did it!!

Their Chocolate Cake (with chocolate icing $6). STAMP!! Fluffy cake with Housemade icing!! Chocolaty!!!
Online Navigation: Easy
Parking: ROUGH.
Music: YouTube- Backyard Band Socket Beat!!
Recommendations: Anything STAMP!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

Good Folks!! You like pizza? Me too!! This is the first segment of me showing y’all where you can get some good pizza, & respect in the DC area. HOLD UP!! I ran into long time friend Council Member Kenyan McDuffie getting some pizza!! STAMP!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 3928 12th St., N.E. Washington D.C.
Menu Includes:
*See Website*
https://todaypizzadc.com/
Items Reviewed:
Their Large Jerk Chicken Pizza (with marmalade jerk chicken, roasted red, & yellow bell peppers, onions, & mozzarella $28.60). STAMP!! Flavorful, you taste the jerk seasoning, onions, peppers. My favorite from them!!

Their Small Oxtail Pizza (with marinated jerk oxtail, & mozzarella $25.75). STAMP!! Full of flavor, well sauced, tasty!!

Their Medium Pepperoni Pizza (with pepperoni, mozzarella, & marinara $12.16). LIKE THAT!! A hearty sauce, tasty cheese, & buttery crust!!

Their Mango, & Blueberry Lemonades ( $3.76 each). STAMP!! It’s giving Kool Aid mixed with real lemonade, but it WORKS!!
Online Navigation: Easy
Parking: ROUGH.
Music: YouTube- Backyard Band Socket Beat Mix!!
Recommendations: Any oxtail pie!!

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

I commented on Instagram post about the best tacos in the area. I named a spot. Well Chef Jaren Morrow saw my comment, and challenged me to come back to his spot! So I pulled up, and yes my mind has officially been changed!!
Where I’m at:
Location Reviewed:
116 Kennedy St., N.W. Washington D.C. inside of .dc
Menu Includes:
*See Website*
https://www.jackieleesdc.com/kennedy-street-tacos
Items Reviewed:
MY BIG SCHLIM MOCKTAIL!! (Yep I have a Mocktail there, with Pineapple Juice, Lemon juice, sweetened Ginger Juice, Ginger Beer, & Angostura Bitters $8). STAMP of course!! But it’s REALLY good though y’all!!

Their Sauces (their Housemade hot sauce, fire sauce, AND avocado mousse). STAMP ALL 3!! My absolute favorite was the avocado mousse…GET THAT!!

Their Yuca Fries ($5). STAMP STAMP!! The BEST YUCA FRIES I’VE EVER HAD!! Crispy, garlicky, salted, just perfectly seasoned DELICIOUSNESS!! STAMP!!

Their Crunchwrap Superior (with beef, lettuce, tomato, cheese, & avocado mousse in a grilled flour tortilla $13). STAMP!! This wasn’t ground beef, more like brisket, or flank!! Thick, convenient, brilliant, and delectable!!

Their Bean & Cheese Empanada (with a jalapeno hot sauce $8). STAMP!! As simple as this was it’s the burst of flavor that gets you!!

Their Beef Taco (with premium beef, cilantro, onions, & red hot sauce $6). LIKE THAT!! Well seasoned beef, meaty, & spicy!!
Customer Service: On Point
Online Navigation: Easy
Parking: ROUGH
Recommendations: Get that wrap, Yuca, & shrimp Birria!!
Music: YouTube-Backyard Band James Brown Pocket

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

I last visited this spot in November of 2021!! Wow!! I thought of them after I recently reviewed their sister restaurant. Good folks…go try something different, & when you do…GO HERE!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 1205 11th St., N.W. Washington D.C.
Menu Includes:
*See Website*
https://supradc.com/
Items Reviewed:
Their Eggplant Nigvzit (eggplant rolls with walnut filling, herbs, & pomegranates $14). DELICIOUS. Definitely an acquired taste,a creamy , nutty filling…I do love eggplant so for ME I’d give it a LIKE THAT!

Their Kihnkali (a kalakuri *thinly rolled dough filled with meat, & spices* style soup dumpling with beef, pork, & spices $14 for 3). LIKE THAT!! Surprisingly flavorful, with a mild spice, & a savory broth!!

Their Sokos Khachapuri (round bread with sulguni cheese, creamini mushrooms, Gouda, tarragon, & basil $21). STAMP!! A mildly pungent cheese, like a super sharp cheddar, & the well seasoned mushrooms tasted like meat!!

Their Limonada soda $5. STAMP!! It tasted like a sweet pear with bubbles!!

Their Blackberry Mocktail (with blackberry, lime, ginger beer, & mint $9). STAMP!! Fresh, refreshing, & palate cleansing!!

Their Sauces;
Tomato Satsebeli…tasted like a hearty marinara.
Spicy Ajika…this had real HEAT to it!!
Red Plum sauce…sweet, & lite!
Green Plum sauce…savory, & lite! STAMP them all!!

Their Chkmeruli (a whole roasted heirloom chicken with a creamy garlicky sauce, & fresh bread $38). STAMP STAMP!! If you go, & don’t get anything else…GET THIS!! Trust me!! My pic of it didn’t do it justice. I wish I had some NOW!! That’s it.
Customer Service: On Point!!
Online Navigation: Easy
Parking: ROUGH.
Music: YouTube-Rare Essence 1990 Mickey Solo Black Hole
Recommendations: Get that Chkmeruli!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

I’ve returned to this MUST HAVE seafood spot in Baltimore!! Good Folks the food is really STAMPED here!! Good for a date, good for a drink, good for an event, bring the kids…and enjoy yourself!!
*Crab Everything (almost) Edition*
Where I am:
Location Reviewed:
1727 E Pratt St., Baltimore M.D.
Menu Includes:
*See Website*
http://angiesseafood.com/
Items Reviewed:
Their Complimentary Rolls (with butter). STAMP!! Super soft,& buttery on the inside!!

Their Mango Mocktail (with mango, bubbles, and lime $5). STAMP!! Sweet, fruity, & bubbly!!

Their Strawberry Margarita ($10 Monday-Thursday All Day). STAMP!! Sweet, sour, strong!!

Their Hot Crab Pretzel ( a NY style pretzel with lump crab, cheddar cheese, & cream cheese $22.95). STAMP!! A soft pretzel, creamy cheeses, tasty!!

Their Crab Dip (cheese & lump crab meat with French baguettes $24.95). STAMP!! Well seasoned lump crab, super cheesy, again tasty!!

Their Wings Over Baltimore (Buffalo sauced wings with ranch $16.95). STAMP!! Their buffalo sauce hits different. It’s sweet, & tangy!!

Their Jumbo Lump Crab Cakes (2 broiled lump crab cakes with a baked potato with cheddar cheese, sour cream, butter, & bacon *Market Price* $58.95 on this day). STAMP!! Huge, well seasoned lump crab, meaty crab cakes!!

Their Asparagus (grilled asparagus $8.95). DECENT. A tad but overcooked.
Online Navigation: Easy
Customer Service: On Point
Parking: ROUGH!!
Recommendations: Get Everything STAMPED!!
Music: YouTube-Backyard Band Solo Time Sauce

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

Good Folks I’m doing a thing with my favorite mumbo sauce!! I’m getting their new 32 ounce size from & I’m going to spots, that I normally get Mumbo from, & I’m using my favorite MY favorite Mumbo!! What’s the Mumbo sauce?
Where I am: & Smokey’s Carryout (no social media presence) with
Location Reviewed: Costco-10925 Baltimore Ave., Beltsville M.D. &
Smokey’s-4714 14th St., N.W. Washington D.C.
Items Review:
Mild Capital City Mambo Sauce (32 ounces-$10.99 at Costco on Smokey’s Wedges-$8.50, & Wings with wedges-$12.50). STAMP!! A sweet, mild, rich Mumbo sauce on my favorite carryout wedges, & wings!! You can’t beat this!! Go try it yourself!!

Next up!! I’m taking Capital City Mambo to a fried fish spot!! Good folks…where should I go? Leave your suggestions in the comments!!
Customer Service: On Point!!
Online Navigation: Easy
Parking: DECENT a Costco, ROUGH at Smokey’s!!
Music: YouTube-Backyard Band 6/6/97 Black Hole
Recommendations: Mumbo sauce on ERRTHANG!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

I went to this spot for their breakfast a while back. It was time for me to see what their lunch was hittin on!! I pulled up, & went in. Happy 1 year Anniversary to this spot too!
Where I am: .curbside
Location Reviewed: 72 Ritchie Rd., Capital Heights M.D.
Menu Includes:
https://www.curbsideexperience.com/
Items Reviewed:
Their 32oz Remix Half n Half-$5:99, & Their Hibiscus Tea-$3.99. STAMP both of them!! Refreshing, REAL tea, & tasty!

Their Steak n Cheese (with chunky ribeye, onions, peppers, & 3 cheeses on a dub roll $19.99). STAMP!! Thick tender ribeye, cheesy, definitely a contender!!

Their Wing Platter (hot honey lemon pepper wings on a bed of fries $13.49). STAMP those wings!! Crispy, & tangy but sweet!!

The Fries…DELICIOUS. The were fries.

Their Catfish Sandwich (with remoulade, & a slaw $9.99). STAMP!! Crisp, meaty, & well sauced!!

Their Bang Bang Seafood Fries (with 3 large shrimp, 3 fried salmon bites, lump crab, remoulade, & bang bang sauce, sitting on a bed of Old Bay Fries $19.49). LIKE THAT!! Nice fried seafood, & large portions!! Eat the fries quick!!
Customer Service: On Point!!
Online Navigation: Easy
Parking: ROUGH.
Music: YouTube-Backyard Band 6/6/97 Black Hole
Recommendations: Get that Steak n Cheese!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

To ME second chances are EVERYTHING!! Trust if I wasn’t given them in life, I would NOT be here!! So I decided to return to this spot that I had a challenging customer service experience at. Great food, Great Service, Different Location!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 10 Pearl St., S.W. Washington D.C.
Menu Includes:
*See Website*
https://www.coladashop.com/dupont
Items Reviewed:
Their Passionfruit & Guava Lime Spritzer’s ($5.95 each). STAMP!! Undeniable!! GET THESE!!

Their Havana Ooh La La (with 4 empanadas, 4 croquettes, plantain chips, a brownie, mojo, & black bean sauce $28).
The Ham Croqueta (with bechamel, & ham 2 for $4). STAMP!! My favorite from them!!

The Chicken Croqueta (with bechamel, & chicken 2 for $4). LIKE THAT!! Not dry, & well seasoned!!

Their Plantain Chips (made in house).STAMP!! Dip these into that mojo or black bean sauce!!

The Breakfast Empanada (with bacon, egg, & cheese). STAMP!! Cheesy, I need more bacon, but STAMP!!

The Chicken Empanada (with a sofrito marinated chicken). STAMP!! Well marinated, & flavorful like a Tinga!!

The Picadillo Empanada (a Cuban style turnover with seasoned beef). STAMP!! Well seasoned, & savory!!

Their Ropa Vieja Sliders (with Cuban braised beef, cotija cheese, cilantro aioli, onions, & plantains 3 for $14.95). STAMP!! Tender, well seasoned, tasty!!

Their Guava BBQ Pollo Sandwich (with guava bbq chicken, onions, & cilantro on Cuban bread $14.95). LIKE THAT!! Well marinated protein, with a sweet hearty sauce!!

Their Guava & Beef Pastelito (a guava jam filled pastry, & a seasoned beef pastry $4.85 each). STAMP!! Both perfectly flaky, one meaty/savory, & the other sweet, & creamy!!

Their Key Lime Pie ($7.50). STAMP!! Sweet, tart, tasty!!
Online Navigation: Easy
Customer Service: On Point
Parking: Rough on the street, Decent in the garage. Prepare to pay!!
Music: YouTube-Backyard Band Pocket
Recommendations: Get everything STAMPED!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

I was at Le Fantome Food Hall the other day, & I saw that they had a new burger spot on their menu!! Nuff said! I’m checking it out…that’s it. LET’S GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 4555 Woodberry St, Riverdale M.D. on the outside of Food Hall.
Menu Includes:
*See Website*
https://www.lefantomefoodhall.com/vendors/munchin-burger
Items Reviewed:
Their Signature Burger (with lettuce, tomato, pickles, grilled onions, American cheese, Munchie sauce, fries, & a beverage $15.99). STAMP!! Just an all out tasty burger!! Juicy, cheesy…Try this!!

The Fries dipped into their Munchie sauce, & Garlic aioli…LIKE THAT!! Only dip these in the sauces!!

Their B More Effect (with lump crab, bacon, Effect sauce, arugula, cheddar, & Old Bay $11.99). LIKE THAT!!

Their Grilled Salmon Sandwich (with OB mayo, avocado, lettuce, & pico de gallo $16.50). DELICIOUS. Everything was there, the mayo, & pico threw me off.

Their Fried Chicken Sandwich (with lettuce, pickled, & honey sriracha mayo $12.50). LIKE THAT!! Thick, crisp, & nicely sauced!!

Their Chopped Cheese (with ground beef, house seasoning, grilled onions, lettuce, tomato, mayo, & ketchup $11.99). STAMP!! Cheesy, beefy goodness!
Online Navigation: Easy
Parking: DECENT.
Recommendations: Get that Signature burger!!
Music:YouTube-Backyard Band Sauce Pocket

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

I went to the soft opening of this spot in Hyattsville. It’s right across the street from the famous (No I haven’t been there yet). But guess what? This new spot is run by chef too!! Let’s GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 6450 American Blvd Unit 105, Hyattsville M.D.
Menu Includes:
*See Website*
https://www.opentable.com/r/1123-the-huncho-experience-hyattsville
Items Reviewed:
Their Chicken Fried Deviled Eggs (with fries chicken thigh, & hot honey glaze $18). LIKE THAT!! Nicely fried, a juicy cut of chicken, sweet, & hot!!

Their 1123 Punch (with vodka, white rum, prickly pear, cranberry, & citrus $20). STAMP!! (like & follow)said it was tasty!!

Their Black Garlic Suya Pork Sticky Ribs (with pickled red onions $20). STAMP!! Tender, well seasoned, with a tip heat!!

Their Chuck Rice & Oxtails Gravy (Chuck rice is a Liberian rice, with plantains, crispy shallots, & carrots $40).LIKE THAT!! A fine fragrant mild hearty rice!!
The Oxtails…LIKE THAT!! Tender tails, & gravy that reminded me of Nana’s!!
The Plantains…DELICIOUS. I needed a tad bit more flavor, but they were good.

Their Lobster Jollof (Jollof rice with deep fried lobster tails $48).STAMP that Jollof!! It had heat, you tasted the tomatoes, & a hint of garlic!!
The Lobster Tails…LIKE THAT!! Crispy, meaty, & tasty!!
Online Navigation: Easy
Parking: DECENT.
Recommendations: Those Ribs, the drink, & Jollof!!
Music:YouTube-Backyard Band Pocket

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

I’m going to keep coming back to this spot…period. It’s my go to. As a matter of fact, I was just in here last week for a bucket…but they didn’t have these new menu items last week. Review time!!
Where I am:

Location Reviewed: 4201 Georgia Ave., N.W. Washington D.C.
Menu Includes:
*See Website*
www.honeymoonchicken.com
Items Reviewed:
Their Lemonade ($5). STAMP!! House made, it always HITS!!

Their Strawberry Lemonade ($5). STAMP!! Just trust me on this!!

Their Kale Citrus & Burrata Salad (with kale, honey lime vinaigrette, orange, burrata, hot honey, crispy garlic, pistachios, & herbs $11). LIKE THAT!! Full of flavors, a great option here!!

Their Chicken Fried Steak Sandwich (with crispy breaded steak, cheddar cheese, slaw, hot honey, ranch, & pickles, on a toasted bun $20). STAMP!! Crispy tender steak, and you tasted every ingredient!!

Their Nashville Hot Honey Chicken Sandwich (with crispy chicken breast, gochujang hot honey, sesame seeds, spicy pickles, cilantro lime slaw, & comeback sauce, toasted bun $11.50). STAMP!! Spicy hot, thick chicken, crispy, & tasty!!

Their Brussel Sprouts (flash fried, & honey dipped $5). STAMP!! Hands down!! Crispy, honey Brussels!!

Their Gochujang Wings (6 wings with sesame seeds $10). STAMP!! The sauce slim…the sauce!!

Their Roasted Sweet Potatoes (with goat cheese, hot honey, honey-lime vinaigrette, crispy garlic, & herbs $6). DELICIOUS. The potato was sweet, tasty, I like goat cheese but was a tad bit too much on here.

Their Signature Chicken Bucket (honey dusted fried chicken with a side of their hot honey sauce, & their signature rolls $). STAMP!! My go to when I come here! This was all I was supposed to get on this visit!!
Online Navigation: Easy
Parking: Rough
Recommendations: Get the honey dusted chicken, drinks, & rolls! Try the sandwiches!!
Music:YouTube-Backyard Band Pocket

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

So I was in Virginia checking out an ice cream parlor, & guess who runs it? The same dude that runs Troy’s Italian Kitchen!! I’m in VA already, why not go get my favorite Tikka Masala pizza!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed:
2710-B Washington Blvd Arlington V.A.
Menu Includes:
*See Website*
https://www.troysitaliankitchen.com/
Items Reviewed:
Their Garlic Knots (with house made marinara $5.99). STAMP!! Garlicky, buttery, with a lite marinara!!

Their Beef Lasagna (with ricotta, marinara, & mozzarella cheese $11.99). DELICIOUS. I had for lunch the next day…it was…good.

Their Meatball Calzone (with ricotta, ground beef, & marinara $12.99). LIKE THAT!! A high grade of ricotta, & mild marinara, tasty.

Their Troy Supreme Pizza (medium with pepperoni, sausage, ham, meatballs, red onion, mushrooms, green peppers, black olives, & mozzarella $18.99). DELICIOUS. Good, I needed it to be cooked longer.

Their Chicken Tikka Masala Pizza (medium with creamy tikka masala sauce, grilled chicken, red onions, & green peppers $21.99). STAMP!! sounds odd, but is creamy, cheesy, with a curry taste!!

Their Elote Pizza (small with mozzarella cheese, fire roasted corn, onions, poblanos, chipotle mayo, Tajin, & parm, cilantro, & green onions $12.99). STAMP!! They have upgraded this since the last time I had it!! Fresh, garlicky, & tasty!!

Their Pumpkin Pie Cake ($5.99). LIKE THAT!! It tastes like pumpkin pie, on cake form!!
Online Navigation: Easy
Parking: Rough
Recommendations: Their Tikka Masala Pizza, those garlic knots, vegan wings, & cake!!
Music: YouTube-BYB Bumpers 5-12-95

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

Ice cream is ice cream right? Until you dip into flavors you ain’t never heard of before!! I ran up on this spot that has flavors from India!! I had to try them. Yep…I took the flight (I drove far) to Fairfax Virginia…Let’s GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 11208 Lee Hwy, Fairfax VA
Menu Includes:
*See Website*
https://www.sugarmamasicecream.com/
Items Reviewed:
*$11.75 for all 3 scoops of their specialty Indian Ice cream, $ 2 more to make it a Sundae with whipped cream, chocolate sauce, sprinkles, & cherry’s*

Their Kesar Pista Scoop (It’s a saffron, & pistachio ice cream ). STAMP!! Good Folks…it was like a sweet milky curry, with honey glazed pistachio flavor. It was different, but it HIT!!

Their Rose Falooda Scoop (a rose essence based ice cream). STAMP!! It real live taste like a rose!! Just sweet, & creamy!! But oddly tasty!!

Their Chikoo Scoop (from the Chikoo fruit in India). STAMP!! Think of a sweet pear ice cream!! Tart & sweet at the same time!! GET THIS!!

Their Octorio Ice Creams
*For the month of October Only, 1 scoop $2*

Their Strawberry, Chocolate, Banana, Mint, Vanilla, & Pumpkin Ice Creams with Oreo cookie crumbles infused. STAMP ALL OF THEM!! REALLY!! Not one bad batch, my favorite was the banana!!
Online Navigation: Easy
Parking: Decent.
Music: YouTube- Backyard Band Socket
Recommendations: Try any of their Oreo ice creams, & definitely give the Indian ones I TRIED a shot!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

I’m off work, in Bethesda Maryland minding my business, hungry. Guess what, the BEST Cuban sandwich in the area is up here!! I know what I’m having for lunch!! While there, unexpectedly, we collaborated on a BiG SCHLIM DRINK!! Let’s GO!!
Where I am:

Location Reviewed: 5406 Wisconsin Ave., Chevy Chase M.D. inside
Menu Includes:
*See Website*
www.eatsaoco.com
Items Reviewed:
The BIG SCHLIM Passionfruit Mojito *ONLY AVAILABLE October 11th-13th*(non-alcoholic, soda water carbonated with, Passionfruit, fresh lime, & mint $7.95). STAMP!! Fruity, bubbly, with a hint of mint GET MY DRINK!!

Their Café Bom Bom (coffee with condensed sweet milk $4.75). STAMP!! I wish this was my daily coffee!! Hot, sweet’ish, & smooth!!

Their Hialeah Empanadas (1 beef-$4.75, & 1 chicken-$4.50 with Cuban seasoning, & green sauce). STAMP!! Meaty, well seasoned, just outright tasty!!

Their Croquetas (2 chicken, & 2 ham Bechamel based $2 each). STAMP!! I could eat 37 of these!! Meaty, cheesy…EVERYTHING!!

Their De La Gozadera(with white rice, black beans, plantains, avocado, pork, pickled onions, white, & green sauce). LIKE THAT!! Plentiful, tasty, with well marinated meat!!

Their BRICKELL Sandwich (with Mojo Pork, ham, homemade pickles, Saoco’s secret sauce, & ham croquettes on Cuban bread $14.75). STAMP!! My new favorite sandwich!! Tasty crispy, but soft croquettes, a premium pork, & ham, buttery, cheesy…YES PLEASE!!

Their Saoco Cubano (with Mojo pork, ham, homemade pickles, seasoned mustard, & imported Swiss, on Cuban bread $15). STAMP STAMP!! This is the absolute BEST Cuban I’ve ever had!! Premium meats, the mustard wasn’t overwhelming, the cheese melted IN the bread…STAMP 2 times!!

Their Drinks $3 each (a pineapple soda, & a Yerba Mate soda). STAMP!! The pineapple taste like pineapple, the Yerba jont taste like a cream soda!!