Jimmy Myers

NO wonder this p-p-p-p-ussy is so unfortunate.

I finally w-w-w-won something!

And I, Cary Myers, am Westminster's and Carroll County's Champion Liar and Spineless Coward of All Time. I even have anon alt accounts argue with each other to try, and fail, to fool everyone. I'm a failure at everything, crippled by my blind ideology. Trump is going to be back in the White House, and something inside me snapped.

My s-s-s-sow and f-f-f-five little p-p-p-piglets.

Feels like I got kicked right in the nutrois!

Here's a list of just a few of my other alt accounts, because I have no family or children, no life or friends. No wonder I'm still a virgin.
Only In Carroll County https://www.facebook.com/OnlyInCarrollCountyMD?mibextid=ZbWKwL
Saul Goodman https://www.facebook.com/saul.goodman.2024?mibextid=ZbWKwL
Clara Bow https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61559147745415&mibextid=ZbWKwL
You Can't Be Serious? https://www.facebook.com/SeriousYouAreNot?mibextid=ZbWKwL
Natalie Cabrera https://www.facebook.com/natalie.cabrera.415449?mibextid=ZbWKwL
Emily Daily https://www.facebook.com/emily.daily.1313?mibextid=ZbWKwL
Little Willens https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61560480167340&mibextid=ZbWKwL
Richard Whisler https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61560326321096&mibextid=ZbWKwL
Citizen Blocked By Steven Whisler CCBOE https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100093567943568&mibextid=ZbWKwL
Ayye Bowmen https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100076685679586&mibextid=ZbWKwL
Marshal Buell https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100014814642143&mibextid=ZbWKwL
Stop Electing Carroll County Extremists https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61556916304257&mibextid=ZbWKwL
Ernie P. Brain
https://www.facebook.com/ernie.p.brain

Here's one of my many alternates. I'm so lucky to already be in a wheelchair before people put me in one.
https://www.facebook.com/carrie.meyers.6969

And now? Now I'm Captain of the Special Olympics Facebook Debate Team.

They never taught me how to pluralize words at Shepherd University (agencies vs. agencys, bullies vs. bullys). All my alts us the same p**s poor grammar. I'm great at pronouns but don't know to enough only capitalize proper nouns mid-sentence because I'm also mentally crippled. This is my pathetic existence, online all day every day.

My most favorite song, perhaps my theme song!

Up On Cripple Creek - The Band (The Band 5 of 10) UP ON CRIPPLE CREEKThe BandThe Band (1970)When I get off of this mountain, you know where I want to go?Straight down the Mississippi river, to the Gulf of Me...