The Parasocials

The Parasocials are all about taking leaps of faith.

After worldwide success with our debut disco jazz hit, we've taken a leap of faith and changed up our style. If you're into unpalatable 10-minute progressive songs then you don't want to miss out on our gig on the 14th of December at the Victoria, Dalston.

For discounted tickets, use the code
PARASOCIALXMAS
Tickets are available in our bio x

Somewhere over the rainbow... there's just another fu***ng rainbow

Meanwhile, on planet earth, the parasocials still be groovin', trippin' and recording all sorts of strange audio delights...the timeline of which will be announced soon.

Our next gig 18th of October at , is set to be an absolute blighter, so pre order yer tix and bring a few quid to buy tote bags with.

Until then, keep on para-socialing and getting paralytic

PEACE!!!

Holy father thou art in heaven, para be thy name and music be-eth thy game!!!

This is a final call for all you heathen music fans to come get right with Rob and join us for communion, tomorrow night at Hackney's finest cathedral,

There will be hymns, songs of praise and quite a lot of sanctified red wine. Notable faith healer will be doing a masterclass on how to cure leprosy (with Guinness) and Father Felix will be running a confession booth for the sinful backstage..

So hurry parasicples, and get ye tickets before the devil taketh the rest and we'll see you TOMORROW

Fans, Fans, Fans.

Where would we be without them?
The Parasocials would be homeless and sweatier than a nun in a cucumber field.

Our fan club finances the Parasocials' lavished lifestyles of S*x, Drugs, and Sotboi Jazz Punk.

We boys love to take it, but we also like to give it. That's why we've re-invested your money into Parasocial lighters with bottle openers.

Calling all fans to Paper Dress Vintage on the 20th of June. We'll light your fire with a limited number of free lighters at the gig.
The luscious and will be playing. We're big fans and can't wait to share the stage with them!
Get your tickets in the bio before they sell out x

A huge thank you to everyone who has checked out our album 'Living Between the Wars', so far. As a band we've been blown away by the kind words, personal reviews, and yes, even flowers we've received.

It may surprise (and alarm) you to know that this album is just the beginning and we have recently been in the studio with renowned audio wizards and and there are in fact MORE tunes on the way

Keep feasting yer ears on the album, and while you're waiting feast your eyes on these amazing snaps from the all-talented

Until then peace...

What's that tomer is pointing to? Is that our new ALBUM perchance? Out today on streaming you say?!

THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS

For all the cheapskates who haven't purchased the album off bandcamp (you're on the list dad) our new album, LIVING BETWEEN THE WARS, is now available on Spotify, Apple music and most importantly MySpace.

You can now hear the Parasocial magnum opus in all its 16 track glory, while listening to ads for squarespace and betterhelp in between, thus solidifying the themes of capitalist realism.

The link is in the bio unless I forget to add it

I know what you guys are thinking, what's with all the insane and generous parasocial content that has been flooding the internet recently?! It's not because the weather's been alright and it's not because my Adderall prescription just got topped up, it's because...

Well I don't know but anyway the PARASOCIALS WEBSITE IS NOW LIVE!!!!

Started by the web genius George Zuckerberg back in 2022, the site has lain dormant like ebola waiting for the right time to go viral...Tomer rediscovered it a few weeks ago, ran it through a spell checker and we are good to go.

We've got a homepage, we've got an EPK, we've got very up-to-date listings on what gigs we're doing, we've got a bio page so you can look into the very accurate backstory of your favourite parasocial (rob).

Sure, it's still got a few issues, the old girl creaks abit when jumping from page to page, if you click on the eye something very random happens and frankly you do not want to try and run this bad boi on your phone unless you want to experience what Salvia Divonorum feels like...but overall it is a website and we will be improving it soon (2027)

Let us know what you think!!! (And if any web design people wanna come and fix it DM me)

PEOPLE OF THE ECHO-CHAMBER AND BEYOND;
WE HAVE A NOT-SO-SUBTLE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR YOUR JUICY EARHOLES

The Parasocials have been slaving away, scraping the empty band fund barrel to make our debut, self produced album ‘Living Between The Wars’.

Whilst it is outside of our stringent and successful business plan that is destined to make us rich and famous... we have decided to quietly release the album because we are properly proud of what we’ve done and want to share it with the world before we double down and embark on our ‘new sound’ (co***ne). It's time for our baby to leave the roost, get a job and f**k off onto its own life in the graveyard of unstreamed music that is the internet. This is the story of living between the wars…

OUT NOW ON BANDCAMP!!! FOR THOSE WHO CAN AFFORD TO BUY (YES YOU MOTHER) PLEASE DO SO, OTHERWISE FOR EVERYONE ELSE (I.E. POOR PEOPLE I.E. MOST PEOPLE NOWADAYS) IT WILL BE AVAILABLE ON STREAMING IN GOOD TIME!!!

SUPPORT YOUR ARTISTS !!! WE WONT JUST SPEND IT ON BOOZE WE PROMISE

A huge thanks to:

- engineer, producer and overall hero

- mastering engineer extraordinaire

- helping us set up the mic

- stepping in for ed when he got COVID

Marco - couldn't find you on insta but you did good kid

- letting us use your studios (if somewhat fraudulently)

- artwork assistance (not sure how much
**kthecoronation

CALLING ALL PARA-FANS!!!

It has recently come to our attention that we have been entered into a competition to play at the illustrious and we are currently leading the count with an incredible 1 votes (this wasn't tomer)

It has been a dream of Parasoc frontman to play isle of wight since he was a wee lad, and I don't wanna put pressure on anyone but he says he'll be really bloody moody if we don't win and we can't take that right now so....VOTE VOTE VOTE (link in bio)

Also, everyone who votes will get a free badge/lighter, depending which runs out first!!!

Whoa!!! Our new single KNIFE is our now on all good streaming platforms (and most of the bad ones too)

Go check that out while you wait for the latest audio visually delight coming from which should be ready at some point in this coming millennium...

BIG TINGS we have been working on so stay poised for more news...soon

We had a truly excellent time at Tuesday night, playing with such fine bands as and

Unfortunately the only picture we got from this gig was this somewhat blurry and surreal snap from super fan (think she used an old Samsung) and it proper like...cartoonified us ennit, though on the plus side she certainly captured 's spirit animal, the Malaysian night weevil.

Our next gig is at next Tuesday, we'll see you then lovers

Motherf**ker say YEAH!!!

We are very pleased to announce our first gig at legendary venue

Famously owned by , who you might remember from such articles as 'I did M**A off a p***s, here's why' and 'Can flavored condoms actually get you high?', lets just say we're all pretty excited to see what comes on the band rider...

We'll be playing alongside and and tickets will be linked in the bio!!!

**a

We had a fookin sick time opening for at the the other week!!! Had their E.P Picnic on repeat for the last few days, go check it out, the bassline to Apples is dank

Cheers to for these awesome action shots !!!

Hold tight for some big news, got a few sneaky shows in the pipeline that are still TBC, next official show is 2nd of March with at

KEEP WATCHING THE SKIES !!!

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12/01/23

Merry Winterval from your favourite band, the post-christmas-paralytics.

We've had a wonderful year regaling you with songs, spreading the word of the lord, and unfortunately spreading a particularly viruletic form of VD (named the Slandromeda strain)

We're all particularly busy this season, has caught the train up north to his native Valhalla, currently debating Brexit with his step-dad Odin, has very kindly volunteered at a soup kitchen in Cambridge (as a homeless person), is making his bi-annual trip to Thailand and as for ... no one is quite sure where he's gone..

Stay safe, stay broke, and stay festive, The Parasocials return next year for more gigs, more riffs, more tunes and most importantly more credit card debt

Tonight we've got The Parasocials headlining, presented by Gotobeat. 🥳

Dealing in lo-fi indie funk with a touch of blue eyed soul and a nod towards prog pop. Support by Longy & The Gospel Trash & English Garden. 🧐

We're also showing France v Morocco, with food served coutesy of Slap And Pickle - the best burgers in town!

Tickets: https://dice.fm/event/ayyp7-the-parasocials-wguests-live-in-cambridge-heath-14th-dec-sebright-arms-london-tickets?lng=en

We're just a band, standing behind a wall, staring creepily, asking you to COME TO OUR GIG TONIIIIIGHT!!!

We've got , we've got , we've got , it's gonna be mega

I hate to cause alarm, but I was on the phone with Elon and he reckons this may be our last Christmas (in this universe) so really there's no excuse not to come down..

SEE YOU LATER

Don’t let you let yourself be the victim of snowfall/rail strikes/general ennui/midweek defeatism/ a quiet night in. We’re here to provide meaning to your Wednesday and, potentially, life (tbc).
Like the A-Team of old, we’ve assembled an unmatched squad of reckless renegades including &
Still a few more tickets available to online (cheaper than the door ‘n all)
has kindly offered his 1 bedroom flat as a crash zone for any one who gets snowed in or stranded (max of 28 people, breakfast included)

📸

Come to our gig on Wednesday and promises to lick again, LIVE ON STAGE

THE PARASOCIALS NEED YOU!!!

That's right laddo

YOU

Due to the ravages of poverty and long ebola we've lost a wonderful band for our headline gig next week on the 14th

We're looking for up and coming young song strummers to open for one of London's most popular bands (citation needed)

This is basically like the X factor, but instead of Simon Cowbell you got screaming at you during soundcheck to play more Phrygian

Any interested bands slide into our DMs, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship...

Tomer Krail, erstwhile leader of The Parasocials and general all round good guy is going live with Dan Cody from The New Statesman to discuss, music, the state of the nation, why Kanye is the new Morrissey and much more...

Tune in live NOW!!!

RealDanCody - Twitch Britain on the Rocks episode 2 - with Tomer Krail from The Parasocials!

We can't wait for this!!!

Get them tickets in now before they sell out lad

On December 14 we welcome The Parasocials for a special headline show, presented by Gotobeat. 😍

Dealing in lo-fi indie funk with a touch of blue eyed soul and a nod towards prog pop, these spidery guitar lines strum and wander into your conscious as the bassline keeps things pushing forwards. 🧐

KSG, the latest single from The Parasocials is out now!!!

Watch the music video, directed by legendary auteur James Davidson on YouTube NOW

KSG - The Parasocials The Parasocials have finally caved into financial pressure and joined the rat race, commuting over London's most famous of bridges to the soundtrack of pulsi...

After suffering a couple of technical hang ups (the corporations trying to bring us down) our latest single KSG is OUT NOW ON ALL STREAMINT PLATFORMS!!!

A huge thanks to mixmaster and masteringmixologist for bringing this chaotic strumfest to life

Get listening and let us know what you think (but be gentle)

**kdasystem

Felix Slander with a cat!!!

Now that we’ve got your attention, our next single KSG is out on streaming this FRIDAY!!!

With a video to follow by the extremely talented .moviefilms

This is our biggest (and some say greatest) work to date so, prepare your ears and hold on to yer butts, sh*ts about to get real…

Our next single KSG is out…soon

Keep y’all posted peeps

Why is looking so smug? No it's not because he's been asked to fill in for David Mitchell on Would I Lie To You, it's because the ***z interview is live!!! Go check it out (link in biooo)

***z

INTERVIEW: PARASOCIALS SHARE NEW TRACK, 'KARMATOSE' - Gigs***z

You! Yes you there boy, you want to know more about the Parasocials don't ya. Well, luckily for you Tomer and George sat down with the inimitable GigSlutz to talk shop about our new single Karmatose, the origins of our name and, most importantly, the location of our favourite Japanese takeaway!



http://www.gigs***z.co.uk/interview-parasocials-share-new-track-karmatose/

gigs***z.co.uk Hi Parasocials, How are you? George: I’d say we’re about as good as can be under the current circumstances. Tomer: I read online that Corona was actually genetically engineered to prevent the formation of this band, so I guess we’re...