Egg is Love, Plant is Life

I did it for Eggplant. You can too. The glory of the Eggplant cannot quite be described. It is everything and nothing, our salvation and our reckoning.

Accept Eggplant's love into your life, repent for your sins against that one glorious, purple nightshade, and become one of us today. The sooner you do, the sooner peace, happiness, and salvation can be found.