Fake Quote Coffee Mugs
We sell coffee mugs with funny fake quotes from historical figures. Great present for friends and family! Get yours today!
11/06/2024
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Was Henry David Thoreau a glamper? What if he was? If a modern thinker wants to be a transcendentalist, is it okay if they write about philosophy while sitting in an airstream camper? Or do they have to "rough it"?
Was Henry David Thoreau a Glamper? - Fake Quote Coffee Mugs Henry David Thoreau was a famous transcendentalist writer, who wrote "Walden Pond". The question though, is whether this was a glamping trip.
02/04/2023
Hello everyone, after customer feedback, we have moved the quotes to one side of the mug, instead of wrapping around the whole container. Updated designs are here:
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14/01/2023
“The only real game in the world, I think, is ping-pong”
– Babe Ruth
Babe Ruth On Ping Pong - Fake Quote Coffee Mugs The Babe Ruth coffee mug honors Babe Ruth's great passion in life: the game of ping pong. Unfortunately no ping pong teams existed, so he played baseball.
05/01/2023
“I have more respect for the fellow with a single idea who gets there than for the fellow who posts a thousand times a day online who does nothing.”
-Thomas Edison
Edison on Internet Commenters - Fake Quote Coffee Mugs Thomas Edison was a man of action. H hated internet commenters, who he saw as the opposite of action takers. Buy the Thomas Edison coffee mug today!
28/12/2022
“My mom did my laundry when I was at Walden Pond”
-Henry David Thoreau
Henry David Thoreau on Glamping - Fake Quote Coffee Mugs The book "Walden Pond{, was a manifesto on glamping - Henry David Thoreau was the original Instagram glamper. Buy the Henry David Thoreau coffee mug today.
25/12/2022
The Napoleon Bonaparte coffee mug references the famous Emperor’s true passion in life: social etiquette.
“Never interrupt your enemy because interrupting is not polite”
Napoleon on Not Interrupting People - Fake Quote Coffee Mugs Napoleon's true passion in life was making sure people followed social etiquette, like not interrupting people Buy the Napoleon Bonaparte coffee mug today!
25/12/2022
“You miss 90% of the shots you do take”
– Wayne Gretzky
Wayne Gretzky on Failure - Fake Quote Coffee Mugs Wayne Gretzky thought you missed most shots you do take, both in hockey and in life. Still worth taking the shot. Buy the Wayne Gretzky coffee mug today!
24/12/2022
The only thing we have to fear is big spiders. And snakes. And also heights.”
-Franklin Delano Roosevelt
FDR on His Phobias - Fake Quote Coffee Mugs During his inaugural address, he American President FDR told us to not fear anything, except for the phobias he had. Buy the President FDR coffee mug today!
23/12/2022
“Normality is like a paved road. It’s comfortable to walk on, but has potholes because the city contracts out work to the lowest bidder”
-Vincent Van Gogh
Vincent Van Gogh on Paved Roads - Fake Quote Coffee Mugs When asked about creativity, Van Gogh veered into a rant about ineffective infrastructure planning. Buy the Vincent Van Gogh coffee mug toda
23/12/2022
“You can’t burn books if they’re e-books”
-Ray Bradbury
Ray Bradbury on E-Books - Fake Quote Coffee Mugs Ray Bradbury was worried about a future where people would demand book burning. His fears went away with e-books. Buy the Ray Bradbury coffee mug today!
20/12/2022
“Love your mother in law, for she tells you your flaws”
– Benjamin Franklin
Benjamin Franklin on Mother-in-Laws - Fake Quote Coffee Mugs The founding father Benjamin Franklin realized that mother in laws are the strongest weapon against echo chambers. They tell you your flaws.
20/12/2022
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is a mahogany desk with built in shelves a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
Einstein On Fancy Desks - Fake Quote Coffee Mugs When asked about his habit of keeping his desk cluttered, Einstein started talking about desk design, instead of giving a witty reply.
19/12/2022
19/12/2022
“Supreme excellence comes from running away from the battlefield and denying it later on”
-Sun Tzu
Sun Tzu on Strategic Cowardice - Fake Quote Coffee Mugs The great military strategist Sun Tzu taught about the importance of strategic cowardice. The key is to later deny that you ran away if someone asks.
19/12/2022
“Make sure your product has a different charging port from all the others.”
-Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs On Product Design - Fake Quote Coffee Mugs Steve Jobs was a genius when it came to product design. One of his most insightful decisions was to force you to buy an Apple only charger. Inspirational.
19/12/2022
“I blame other people for all my problems.”
-Marcus Aurelius
Marcus Aurelius on Stoicism - Fake Quote Coffee Mugs The Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelius was known for his insights in stoic philosophy. However, he argued on twitter a lot, and blamed others for his problems.
19/12/2022
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“Don’t believe everything you read on the internet”
–Abraham Lincoln
Lincoln on the Internet - Fake Quote Coffee Mugs The great emancipator had profound thoughts about internet technology. "Don't believe everything you read on the internet" -Abraham Lincoln
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