NoGi Hippie
Silly martial arts themed memes
04/01/2022
No flirting… just looking for easy rounds…
03/05/2021
Please either open gyms soon or take me out of my misery!
02/05/2021
I need adversity in my life!
Sometimes it do be like that 🤷♂️
05/03/2021
I feel shame...
That was some real Jersey s**t! Gordon visibly felt more comfortable in that situation than Andre, even though Andre definitely had more mma fights 🤷♂️
27/02/2021
After seeing the seeing the “Jersey Shore”-esquire scene unfold HQ I think they should make the fight. Gabi said she’s down... meme by
Them’s fightin’ words!
18/07/2020
Especially when I’m fresh and I “ran through” an exhausted upper belt...
With the impending legalization of contact sports in my city I had to finally post this!
Hahaha you thought that was it?!
29/05/2020
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the head coach of our academy
Don’t ever celebrate before the round is over!
I may or may not have made this mistake in my last roll with coach 🤷♂️
Thanks to covid coach will be skipping us all. “F**k that. [Coronavirus] you’re taking everything I worked for mo********er. Ima fight YOUR fu***ng ass! “
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I like attacking from bottom side control! Tag someone who’s got submissions from bad places!
17/05/2020
Inspired by
Sometimes I try to come up with something they haven’t seen before for sparring just to frustrate them 😜
🔊 Linin' 'em up like ass cracks
And this boys and girls is why you should have attacks on both sides rather than only your good side. You don’t need to drill every attack on both sides but you should with defenses.
🔊 especially during corona...
Only god can judge you. And your coach... 🤷♂️
I didn’t discover YouTube techniques until I was already a blue belt. - Bane
This goes for Gis and Gloves. I’ve been knocked out by stinky gloves without being touched.
Cut to: blue belts inverting all over each other
This will likely happen to everyone on the first day back 😉
This one goes out to all you quarantine drillers who are lucky enough to have a have lady/ boyfriend that helps them stay sharp!
02/05/2020
This is all we get, while foreign corporations come begging out government for 700 million bucks.
01/05/2020
You don’t mess with a man’s (woman’s) post weight cut meal. PERIOD.
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