Memeaday

- reasons for not going camping....

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January is so powerful that it can control the calendar unlike weak Mr December

Take a pencil and paper,” the teacher said, “and write an essay with the title ‘If I Were a Millionaire’”
Everyone but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously.
“What’s the matter,” the teacher asked. “Why don’t you begin?”
“I’m waiting for my secretary,” he replied.

Shazam after requesting song ID.

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Me: 🏃🏃🏃🏃

My neighbor bought a car and my wife said I can't be surpassed by another man and I bought the the car
My neighbor renovated their home she also said that again and I renovated our home too

And now my neighbor has taken a second wife
She says nothing

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid:He became father only when I was born.

did you know if you type your password in facebook comments it automatically changes it to stars?

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You are next...

If u know u know

Mention that one guy from your hood who had a phd in this.....This era was amazing though...

I respect who soever has the patience to peel these thing

Christy Chung a Canadian actor 52 well know as Michelle Yeung in The Bodyguard fro Beijing: The Defender

Stop blueticking us, introduce us to your single friends or sisters.

Lets agree that its no longer that cold unless if u guys are now using the sentence "its cold today" as an invitation to rock.

Imagine going to suprise your gf at work only to find that she has been on a 2weeks vacational leave.

That whatsapp global search will be the end of u, imagine someone being about to see how many ppl u have written "i love u" to?

Dnt come to me for advises we will end up in the club and wake up with more problems.

That lame reason for non payment from someone who owes you money?🤔🤔

It's mid month I will only eat when am quarter to dead or after fainting🤭🤣

Time wasted is never regained

Ppl stop asking us to send you what we posted on WhatsApp status, will teach you how to download:

1. Go to files and click on the 3 lines on the top of your screen.
2. Go to files settings then choose Show hidden files.
3. Go back to files and choose internal storage then Android then media then com.whatsapp then then WhatsApp then Media then.Statuses
4. Select the status that you want to download (Multiple selection is normally also possible.
5. Then cut or copy the status
6. Paste in anywhere in your gallery

** The statuses is just a cache of your whatsapp status and the disappear in 24 to 48 hours.
** You need to watch the status first for it to be in your cache

Her: am pregnant
Me: do you still remember when your mom warned you about me??

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This era taught us patience....