Tsaba dipatje

banyan batlao hurt`a wa feela okarr love doesn`t exist🤣
ke dimpya dilotse😝

motho atle a apere bra ,panty,sofy dikausu,manala ,make up yooh ebile k lapile

banyana alutlwi go fisa marr🥵

Le lona ma virgin is not lyk le tloba ba v tot tot😏yetla nako🍑🍆

Two men dīed same day and become Ghøst.
And this conversation ensued between them

Ghøst 1: *How did you dīe?*

Ghøst 2: *I was mistakenly locked up in a freezer. At first I was freezing and then I couldn't breathe and dīed*.

Ghøst 1: *Oh! What a sād way to dīe*.

Ghøst 2: *Yeah. How did you dīe?*.

Ghost 1: *I dīed of heart attāck. I came back from work and saw a man's pair of shoe at my door steps. I rushed into the room and saw my wife nāked alone on the bed. I searched everywhere including the kitchen, all the other bedrooms, I mean everywhere but I couldn't find the man! I just sat on the floor and suddenly developed a heārt attāck and dīed.*

Ghøst 2: *Did you check inside the refrigerator?*.

Ghost 1: *No*

Ghost 2: *Idīot! You should have checked the refrigerator and both of us would have been alive now*🏃‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

Cuties 🥰, why don't you wanna add or follow me for more interesting jokes 😁

Abi I no dey try 🥲💔

I pray God touch your heart to Add or follow me for more interesting 🤦‍♂️🙏🥺

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Still ya boy. Diala Emmanuel

Gals wth Porny tile's hairstyle mo doggy while pulling the hair 🍑🔥wen okas tlalogany nkerr o jola bo Rebecca Malope

Seduce Your Boyfriend With Sexy Pants And Bra. Stop Walking Around The House With PDP Wrapper And Adieu Papa Polo 😔

Hav uu ever noticed 👀
When u say "forward "or "back" even ur lips those as ur words says

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let who ever think what ever, just keep grinding😤💘🇿🇦

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Ere ke robale jaaka Matswele a lona

Kadlala nkase tsoge mos😭

Karabo Be Like"Stop It's Painful".
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Good W**d Ain't Cheap & Cheap W**d Ain't Good 🔥🙌🏾

A Primary two girl asked her teacher💁🏼‍♀️
Ma, can my Mum get prēgnant?🤰
The teacher asked, “how old is your mum?🤷
The girl said, “she is forty yrs old.🗣️

The teacher replied, yes, she can.
The girl asked again, “can my sister get prēgnant?🤰
The teacher asked, “how old is your sister?💁🏼‍♀️

She replied, “she is nineteen years old.
The teacher replied, yes, she can.

She then finally asked, “can I get prēgnant? The teacher replied, “you are just seven years old, so, you can’t get prēgnant.🙅

The boy behind her, her classmate, pøked her and said, “I told you, we have nothing to worry about.🤣😅😆

Cutie 🥰, please add or follow this page for more interesting jokes
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Retsa fel gare👀selo

God bless you abundantly 🥰🙏

That Football Team You Will Never Support Even If
You are given their jersey for free 😂😂😂😂

Girls delete one for life
Pant
Bra
Makeup,
S£x.

😂😂stop having S*X in the dark room, a guy just finished four rounds in an armpit 😂😂

Nyako bula rehab ya🍆✊phela banyan ba bantshi ba single💆‍♂️

Mjolo:

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1. Sleeping next to your bae or boo for the first time no be moi moi. You have to breath in english, not too loud, deep, and not too fast. Remember, no sn0ring😂🙆‍♂️

2. Sūck his lips while rubbing his manh00d, make him feel extra ordinary good, rub it till it stands strong, then go to your bag and bring out bible, open to where it says "s£x before marriage is a s!n", and then watch out for part two😂

3. No matter how great the s£x is, guys will never smile while cu***ng, they will only vibrate like nokia 3310,😂

4. Nigerian barbers will use powder and make you look like CHRIS BROWN. Boom, when you get home, you resemble MR. IBU😂😂

5. Girls will say that guys can lie and cheat, have you ever dated diala Emmanuel before, chaii, my sister try it and see yourself in the land of roses😁

6. All of you, stand in a straight circle, says our new english teacher😂

7. Brother stop touching me, na lie, she is just pretending. 10 minutes later, you go hear "hàrder, hãrder". If i hear p!m.😏

8. If i become the president, i would marry all the girls in this group. You know why?--- Because i checked their photos and they are so beautiful. Oya, all the girls say AMEN?😌

9. You no get breast, but you wan do nyash surgery. Ah sister, don't you know breast and nyash go together? Oya repeat after me, I AM S.T.U.P.I.D. Say it again a one more time.👀

10. My school teacher taught me most of the l!es i tell today. She would tell me to write a letter to my uncle abroad, when she knows that my uncle is the school cleaner. Chaii, uncle sorry o😏😁

11. The way i post jokes like this, is the same way i entertain my girlfriend. She must laugh tire. Dating "Diala Emmanuel" good o

12. You wan read number twelve (12) abi, my friend react to my jokes and comment. If i hear "next pls", i go comm0t your teeth 😁😌

Cutie 🥰, please add or support mi pg 4 more lagughs

Tsaba patje

God bless you abundantly 🥰🙏

Laugh out ur sorrow 😃😃🤣😀😁😁😁🤣🤣😀😀
1. Why do girls change their walking step when they notice a group of fine boys especially when am among 🤷🤷🙆🤣😀?

2. Even if it is too small, learn how to use it to satisfy your woman 🙎.
Am talking about salary!
Ñonsense! 😀😭🏃🏃

3. Pls if I offended you in any way, and you are angry with me, pls find a place in you area let's f!ght😀🙆🙆.
I hàte rubish🙆😂

4. This one surprised meoo!
A male was $ucking a female bwess🤱 inside church. The one that shocked me was that the two of them wasn't Ashame. They didn't care if someone was looking at them.
The female was about 36 years, while the male was about 8months😀😂😄😆
Ahh! Who stoned me?

5. Akpos was baptized in a near by church. The pastor asked him to choose any Christian name
Akpos: pastor, I would like to be called Grace
Pastor: No naah, Grace is for females
Akpos: what of D!sgrace? 😂😄🙆🙆

6.After reading my jokes now, your mind will tell you to skip without liking and commenting.🤷🤷
Bros remember there is Godoo!

7. I was staring a woman's bwess n an elevator, When she ask me to press1, I squeeze one of her bwess and receive a hot slap🙆😭😄😄. Then I realise she was talking about the elevator button🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆.

8.Stop ignoring my post 🙄, am not ur Ex, I did nothing to you 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Encourage me by following my page
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Only Black people talk to Cockroaches Before killing it

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Bona👀 kamo 👇
Tsaba diptje
Post'a fel haon le depression
Tlo tshegisa thought oiye tlhatsa🤮