Tilda & Quatsch Monster Podcast
It’s Astrid Lindgren meets Adventure Time, in this wild dive into the world of a bored kid with an epic imagination! Written and hosted by author Matt Wilson
What is Tilda & Quatsch Monster? A children’s fantasy novel for the ears about a bored kid and the weird magical monster she meets outside her family’s new apartment. The shapeshifting creature has the power to turn Tilda‘s imagination into reality, transforming everyday challenges into wild adventures. Subscribe to this limited-run podcast (hosted by author Matt Wilson) for new chapters as soon a
Who’s that weird looking tree man? You’ll find out in season 2! The book is finished! Translation is happening! Recording will start in two weeks! Contact us if you want to help with fan art and you’ll get your very own ADVANCED COPY of the story!
“Tilda grabbed a huge handful of the sticky goo, and stuffed it in her mouth.”
Chapter 10
Illustration by Lilli & Luisa Bergande
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“…one of the dolphins stopped swimming, and waved—as if to say everything was going to be ok.”
Chapter 10
Illustration by Elvie and Matt Wilson
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From their parking spot at the top of the rainbow, Tilda could see nothing but water in all directions.
Chapter 10
Illustration by Luisa & Lilli Bergande
Miss Anita came outside carrying a shovel. “Who’s ready to start digging?”
+ Doorknob Quatsch
Chapter 9
Illustrations by Alexander Kohl
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“Outside, Tilda found Gab Monkey sitting in the chestnut tree, next to a small red-and-gray songbird, twittering its morning tune.“
Chapter 9
Illustration by Lina Scheckel
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“Somehow Tilda was not surprised to learn that the bike had a confetti hose, firework launchers, and laser-light beams. But it also sported practical things like a sticky-rope cannon, dual rocket-blasters, and a milkshake machine.“
Chapter 9
Illustration by Mark Hensley
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Quatsch Monster‘s weird bike.
Illustration by Wolfgang Hillringhaus
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“Do you think you can take her phone away?” Tilda whispered. „It would be my pleasure,” Gabby said, leaping to the table and picking up the device.
Chapter 8
Illustration by Paul + Dea
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The Voot Monster tried desperately to force its way into the room, but it just wouldn’t fit.
Chapter 8
Illustration by Chris Andersen
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Tilda only saw the blinking screen for a moment, but she recognized the game Miss Anita was playing from a long car trip she once took...when she had to stop playing, she was furious with her parents.
Chapter 8
Illustration by Matt Finnegan & Mark Hensley
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But hours later, Tilda still hadn’t fallen asleep. She hated talking to Miss Anita, and she definitely didn’t know anything about dealing with monsters!
Chapter 7
Illustrations by Raven Musialik
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They were huddled together under the covers, washed in the blue of Tilda’s squishy penguin night-light, when Gabby told her story.
Chapter 7
Illustration by Elvie and Matt Wilson
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One bubble drifted through the air, landing on the tip of Gabby’s nose—without popping.
Chapter 7
Illustration by Chris Wilson
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Tilda was grateful for the rainy days at home that followed.
Chapter 7
Illustration by Luisa Bergande
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As Tilda crossed the threshold of the doorway, she found herself transported back to the safety of her bathroom, staring at her reflection in the mirror.
Chapter 6
Illustration by Matt Finnegan
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The hidden room was jam-packed with oversized treasures: chocolate squares as big as books, cookies the size of pizzas, hard candies as big as basketballs.
Chapter 6
Illustration by Steffi Wilson
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“Shiny stash,” the mouse replied, lifting aside a curtain of moss. He gestured towards the secret passage, then glanced nervously at Quatsch Monster. “I go now?”
Chapter 5
Illustration by Kevin Timmer-Sanchez
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Tilda suddenly had the feeling they were being watched. She turned around and saw a gigantic, twitching shadow, standing at the entrance to the alley.
Chapter 4
Illustrations by Piet Ziems
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“Ladies and Gentlemen!” Quatsch Monster bellowed, donning a glittering tophat and twirling a golden cane. “I present to you a real, live, genuine human!”
Chapter 6
Illustration by Luisa Bergande
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The monkey slipped the spectacles on and her eyes came to life. “I’ve never understood having square glasses. Maybe if I had square eyes, they might make a little more sense,” she said.
Chapter 5
Illustration by Luisa Bergande
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Quatsch Monster shined two spotlights out of his eyes, illuminating a darkened corner of the underground alley.
Chapter 5
Illustration by Chris Andersen
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“How can you do that?” Tilda asked.
“You mean change myself into other stuff?” The Quatsch-Dog sat down and scratched himself behind the ears. “I don’t know, magic?”
Chapter 5
Illustration by Sara Sanchez-Timmer
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With that, the two insect-sized friends plunged over four stories straight down inside the walls of Tilda’s house, carried along by a flood of rushing water.
Chapter 5
Illustration by Elvie Wilson & Finn Leese
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“I’m afraid my tail has a mind of its own,“ the catlike thing purred. "You’re not mad, are you?” The creature‘s lower half had grown as large as an overstuffed python, though its head remained the size of a kitten‘s.
Chapter 4
Illustration by Luisa Bergande
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