mybeardogs

This is my pillow, don't judge

So yeah.
Mom had a large meal of brown rice, general tso vegetable stir fry and orange chicken cooling before going in the fridge.
There was a flooding situation and she was out of the room for 5 minutes.
I ate it.
I ate it all.
Dog versus food, I win
I also now know all the 4 letter words

Mom said she could help but notice a newfy sized bite missing from the molten hot ginger zucchini bread that was cooling on the counter.
I have the evidence on my nose and probably burned half the tastebuds off my tongue.

Hey everybody! Sorry we haven't posted in awhile but mom has had her hands full making masks. She wanted me to show you her laaaaame mom advice.
She says because I produce a lot of oil (sooooo she's sayin I'm slick) my collar gets really cruddy.
So once a month, she soaks in a bucket of hot water, 1/2 cup vinegar, tablespoon of dish soap, 3 tablespoons of borax, 3 tablespoons of baking soda. Let soak for 15 minutes. Give a quick scrub with a bristled brush to get between the fibers of the woven areas to loosen the crud. Soak again for 15 minutes. Rinse well, dry in the sun if possible.

This makes the collar look (and smell!) like new!

Mooooooom, I forgot my mask! Better go through the drive thru!

Oh, you are about to cook dinner? Let me lay in the perfect napping spot.

I decided to join my tiny hooman at school today. I made sure to leave a food offering on the floor because I noticed that she had brought a bagel with her.

Mom says I am doing it wrong, I say I do what I want.

Don't turn around my tiny hoomans, just push da food to the edge please

You know you wanna boop da snoot

Mom gave me my own pillow, it's my favorite. I suck on it to fall asleep.
I offered to share, but mom insisted it's all mine.
How do you go to sleep?

But seriously folks, wash your paws!!

Mom says she's "working out", sounds like she is dying to us. We should probably stand directly over her the whole time.

I maaaaaaay have just eaten two loaves of bread. I may have disconnected the dishwasher to get to them.
Mom may have come home to water shooting everywhere and dishes from the sink scattered throughout the house.
Oooooooor it may have been ninjas . . . Just sayin.
I need to nap now, too many carbs . . .

Grandma thinks that Aunt Riley isn't allowed on the furniture. Apparently Riley did not agree.

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