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3 minutes to ur wedding, you are called for a contract of 800 Million dollars😱, will you go for the contract ??😏😏

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💥Congratulations Manchester City
MAN CITY WON UEFA CL for the 1st time

Pep Guardiola has done it again for City 🏆
Treble 💪💪

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The tale of the tape heading into their all important matchup 🤝

🔜 Manchester City v Arsenal 26 April

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ATM Debited one man in front of me today without dispensing to him.
Baba grabbed my cloth & shouted "you are my witness oo"🙆
Am i Emefiele? 🤷

Am sure people who lived in bible times were Whites.
Black people would never kill a guy who turns water into wine 🍷😏

If you see old one thousand naira note on the floor will you take it 😏😂

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Pls reduce ur stressoooo.
People are really overworking these days!!!
An Okada man worked till 11:50pm last night, on getting home he decided to take his bath. He suddenly ran out naked shouting................
Ghost! Ghost!! Ghost!!!...
Narrating his story, he said he has poured water on his head about 5 times & the water was not touching his head.
On hearing this, his neighbours rushed out,
only to discover that the idiot did not remove His helmet before having his bath. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
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My new pen drawing of MESSI 😁😁😁

THE WISE ME 😂🙆‍♂️

A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy named Emmanuel in her class in Primary 3.
Emmanuel said, "Madam, I should be in Primary 4.
I am smarter than my sister and she's in Primary 4".

The Madam had heard enough and took the Emmanuel to the principal.
The principal decided to test Emmanuel with some questions from Primary 4.

Principal: What is 3+3?

Emmanuel: 6.

Principal: 6+6.

Emmanuel: 12.

Emmanuel got all the questions right.
The principal told the Madam to send Emmanuel to Primary 4 immediately.
The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.

Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?

Emmanuel: Legs.

Madam: What is in your trousers that I don't have?

Emmanuel: Pockets.

Madam: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

Emmanuel: Coconut.

Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky?

*The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, Emmanuel was taking charge*

Emmanuel: Bubble gum.

Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.

Emmanuel: Tent.

*The principal was looking restless*

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.

Emmanuel: Wedding ring.

Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?

Emmanuel: Nose.

Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.

Emmanuel: Arrow.

Principal: O MY GOD.

Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends with a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand?

Emmanuel: Fork.

Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?

Emmanuel: Surname.

Principal: Chinekeme!!.

Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?

Emmanuel: Heart.

Principal: Eeeeeh!!.. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam,
"Send this BL00DY boy to the university...
Even I myself got all the answers wrong!"😂🙆‍♂️

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