Buddy "Buck" Boyd: World's Best Republican

I'll tell you what that bearded ginger singer has the voice of a dang angle! If I heard him right he be callin' for a boycott of Fudge Rounds so I done tossed out our last 18 boxes and swapped em out with a differnt kinda goodie snack! My wifes ipod is full of searches for cream pies so she should be very happy with what I brung home today from the Piggly Wiggly. Now I can say screw off to Little Debie cuz we didnt like yer comminist Fudge Pies no how so guess what darlin' you just lost a real good costumer!

Now it's easier to send Buddy "Buck" Boyd: World's Best Republican a message.

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Well I done got me the corna virus but my cousin brung me over a miracle cure he read about on TruthHumper.zz that is posed to fix me up in no time. Its made by strainin a high potensy mix of giraffe laxative, 30w Pennzoil, and 2 skoal bandits through an old Kenny Chesney t-shirt. I'll keep y'all posted on iffin' it works.

Cornpop ain't been swared in yet! Trump gonna be noggerated for 8 more years just you wait cuz they found a big old bag of votes in the sh***er at the Hardees by my sisters work!

Tom F**kery is afoot! My buddy at the gun store said his wife told him that the guy who cleans her pool told her that the pole workers were giving 2 ballots to anyone who knew the names of at least 3 Tupac songs. Thats prejudiced toward urban folk and unfair and fraud! Please share. Hashtag maga

My cousin said he saw a Twitter that showed PA voters being given brand new free cars in trade for Biden votes! This is fraud y'all. They was even passin out flyers he had a pitcher of it and everything. MAGA!

Vacation time! Y'all don't wait up for me.

I wish my daughter was as pretty as Ivanka. She just needs a bit of work I guess. Anyone know a good doctor that can remove an extra tittie and shave down a couple back horns?

Only lazy communist as****es vote by mail! Real American patriots vote the American way: In person after fighting traffic to get to the polling place and standing in line for 3 hours while arguing with people who are wearing campaign buttons from the enemy side!

Don't be a lazy communist as***le!

The dulcet tones of Trace Adkins' voice as he belted out the Star Spangled Banner at the RNC took me back in time to when I asked my beautiful cousin Naomi for her hand in marriage. She declined but 3 years later my other, less beautiful cousin Betty accepted. Suck it, Naomi! Your loss!

Papa Pence will be speaking tonight at the RNC! I've got my lotion ready, how about you?

Apologies for the sexually graphic photo, but just look at that gorgeous hair and those soft lips. And that skin! Some people have all the luck. Melania looks nice too!