Awake Is the New Sleeposting

That's right, today is the day. The 29th of September. The release day of SPACE CHIMP, the new BEN LEE album.
Right?

PRANKED!!!!!!!!!
There is no SPACE CHIMP!!!
There isn't even BEN LEE!
He never existed! Over the last 25 years we have been releasing music and touring as "Ben Lee" just to build up to this moment and make it as devastating as possible.
That's right, Catch My Disease isn't a real song!! The song you know and love is fake! Everything is fake!!

Thanks for tuning in. This is the end.

No flash photography please!

Things I don't believe in:
- God
- Myself
- Adding +C when performing integration

What was that?? You want a music video that is Ben Lee dancing naked to his new song "Born For This Bu****it"??? Okay! I have just the thing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QQNifpUR6o

NEW BEN LEE SONG! The first single from the upcoming album "SPACE CHIMP" is now available on all streaming services! It's called "Born For This Bu****it" and it's a god damn banger.

Only a few more days until SPACE CHIMP!!!

Awake Is The New Sleeposting is proud to announce SPACE CHIMP, the new album from BEN LEE. The album is set for release on September 29th on CD, LP, cassette, and Nintendo DS cartridge. You can pre-order the exclusive semi-transparent Nintendo DS cartridge pressing on our website. Read more about the record here.

new and exciting meals to cook for your family: lettuce with pepper

what is life but a kick to the shins

If you can't trust random people on the internet, who can you trust?

The cool thing about buying second hand cameras online is you can, with a fairly high certainty, tell if it's stolen by the photos. If they're taken on an iPhone 5, keep away, but if it's clearly taken on an even better camera than you're trying to buy, then you're good.

Maths time!!!
What does "1" + "1" - "1" evaluate to in JavaScript an d why is it the number ten? We are giving away one (1) Ben Lee to the zeroth correct answer.

I have changed a lot as a person since I last wore shorts

When the Chief Operations Officer takes over the company from the CEO, it's considered a COO d'état

Awake Is the New Sleeposting updated their website address.

That's right guys, Ben Lee is back in mainstream news and he is telling you to trust the scientists and go get vaccinated! You better listen to him or else he will cancel Space Chimp!!!
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-09-07/ben-lee-backs-music-industry-covid-19-vaccination-campaign/100439498

'Let scientists take the wheel on this one, not Barry from Byron', says Ben Lee as Guy Sebastian deletes pro-vax post Singer-songwriter Ben Lee throws his support behind a music industry push for mass vaccination — and has reflected on Guy Sebastian's attempt at promoting the cause.

No Cutlery for Old Men: a cruel nursing home commits minor elder abuse in the new Quentin Tarantino film, inspired by the true story of an old man in a nursing home (runtime 1:39:20)

I like say "ahhh, simpler times..." about something that happened last night

really makes you think

Seven Dwarves objective ranking:
1. Sleepy
2. Sneezy
3. Bashful
4. Doc
5. Grump
6. Happy
7. D***y

If you listen closely at 3:17 of Catch My Disease, you can hear someone sneezing into the left audio channel

LEAKED "SPACE CHIMP" TRACKLIST
Just heard that the tracklist for the upcoming Ben Lee album "Space Chimp" has leaked! Here it is, for all you benlievers to enjoy.
1. I Can Be Your Space Chimp (And You Can Be My Space Chimpette)
2. Me and You in a Bath Full of Goo
3. Tony Hawk Seems Cool Enough
4. Gangsta Gangsta (N.W.A Cover)
5. Experimental Riffs on a “Ziggy” Modified Baritone Ukulele (Intermission)
6. Love is Where Bart is (feat. Bart)
7. The Disco Menace Strikes Again
8. Don't Catch My Disease
9. I Can Be Your Space Chimp (Reprise)
10. There Is No Planet B (feat. Skrillex)

avant-garde drawing of Ben Lee #1

our latest scheme: hyper intelligent children for the purposes of tax evasion

Government censorship - 3/10, nothing to write home about

list of things that are pretty high up:
- swiss alps
- french alps
- ???

Ben Lee acrostic poem #4:

Boromir
E
Numenor
L
Elrond
E

"Vincent van Chesty Gough Whitlam"
Don't worry we'll be here all week

I have a confession to make, I have no idea how to spell gahndi, as in the indian bloke, ghandi, ganhdi, gandi, gandhi, gandih, ghanhdhi, i don't know

I hate the word 'jargon' because 'jargon' is, in and of itself, jargon

This month, whenever you sack-tap your mate at the pub, say "immune system!!" instead of "sack tap!" to raise awareness for the immunocompromised.