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Lionel Messi has officially become the player with the most trophies in football history. 🐐

🚨UPDATE: Bukayo Saka, Declan Rice, Aaron Ramsdale and David Raya have 3 weeks of rest after the Euro, meaning they will be absent from the tour to the US. 🏝️

🔸️However, all four players will be back on August 5 and READY for the new season! ✅

🔸️William Saliba, Jakub Kiwior, Jorginho, Oleksandr Zinchenko, Gabriel Magalhaes, Gabriel Martinelli, Kieran Tierney, Kai Havertz and Leandro Trossard gathered with the national team will return sooner.

🔸️No one will be absent when the season starts, everyone will be ready! 👊

Information from Tom Canton.

Jose mourinho : " I never hated Messi, but I used to follow a policy that if we provoked him, he would lose focus, but with time I realized that this increases his anger and makes him more focused. He takes revenge with goals, and this is not in our interest. Even if you want to hit him, you will not succeed because he will dribbles you. I have tried everything, Methods and it did not work, and I do not think that any coach succeeded in that , Messi is the king of football. As long as Messi plays football, he rules it"

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Saadu Ali, Prince Adeokun Michael Bayo, Hassan Ibrahim Kanuote, Hassan Ibrahim Mana, Real Omar Ahmed, Olayemi Adeniyi, Amadou Oury Diallo, Alhaji Zubairu Alhassan, Mahamat Abakar Alhadji, Adamcy Adamcy, It'z Muh'd Wali, Mohamed Diallo, Junaidu A Labbo Atama, Bolaji Raheem, Kargi Ahmad Gausi, Abdullahi Sani Sani, Ibraheem Khaleel, Mizzy Mesa, Abba Nashago, Kingsley Onyeike, Kamal Jibrin, Gnanou Ali, Tijjani Alkasim, Abba Mae Shayi Goma, Mustapha A Bala, Abdullahi Yakubu, Muktary Ibrahim, Umar Tanimu Gobeer, Lukuman Umar, Umar B Danja, Abdullahi Garba, Maïckel Le Rappeur, Isah Sani Yunus, Prince Usama, Abdulrahman A Bako, Abubakar Sadeeq, Abdul Rozaq Abdullahi, Ibn Hassan, Musa Bin Adam, Daar Julius, RealRabiu Ismail, Adam Isah Usman, Alaebuka Godswill, Îtz Pîçhîfù Jr., Yakubu Mexa Mani, Uthman Muhammed Dan Fulanee, Ibrahim Mallam, Andy Ubah Iyke Ubah, Abukari Abdulai, Abubakar Kurama

Peter Obi warns against violent protest, ask Tinubu to release Nnamdi Kanu and others

The presidential candidate of the Labour Party in the 2023 general elections, Peter Obi, has called on President Bola Tinubu to release the detained leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra, Mazi Nnamdi Kanu, and other freedom fighters in similar conditions.

Bacary Sagna: “ should sign another centre-back this summer. William Saliba and Gabriel stayed injury-free this season, but they had many games and would want to rest them at some point.

"You need to cover the positions as a team – they should sign one centre-back, one holding midfielder and one striker.

“The centre-back position needs to have some depth. At some point, they will suffer from tiredness, and Arsenal need to be able to bring someone on without changing the shape of the team.

"They need someone solid that can take responsibility, has experience of this pressure and can keep up with the high level of the team.”

“I really had a crush on Genevieve Naji until I met her and called her auntie” Wizkid

“I really had a deep crush on Genevieve. I actually did like her since I was a kid growing up watching her movies. She's my favorite actress and till now I still love her, omg I love Genevieve. When I first met her I was like ‘No, she's my auntie oh! And I was like aww I love you though’. It was actually the way I met her cause I met her with one of my older uncles and they were like ‘Oh! Come on my little kid’ and I was like ‘Good day Ma’, and that was awkward right there so I just decided to k¡ll the crush right on the scene. She's my spec though and I still love her” Wizkid

There are some of us here facing this same issue. We crush on people that we haven't met before and don't know their ages; but because we just see them in movies and we think we are all age mates.

Big Wiz never knew that Genevieve was way older than him until he met her with his uncle and called her auntie.

🇳🇬🇳🇬 NOLLYWOOD
This name used to threaten even Hollywood and Bollywood when we heard of Pete Edochie , Sam locko Efe, Emeka Ike, Jym Yke, Genevieve Nnanji etc. these actors and directors like Chidi Chekere, Teko Benson etc told us real stories in the movies. we enjoyed NOLLYWOOD. As a Cameroonian, I was proud to say I am an African by culture because of NOLLYWOOD. Things got so better and better till we got too comfortable not to realize the invasion of nollywood by clowns in the name of producers, directors and actors who have no lessons to teach us through movies. very shallow and superficial movies. I was forced to stop watching Nollywood movies because I did not understand what happened that every movie was now about Love and women. it became natural for me to watch foreign cultural films like Bollywood series, south American series etc.
Then I started noticing an African Man in the movies again. Ugezu J Ugezu.
African tongue
African culture and stories
African props and sets etc.
telling us African tales with the grandeur of Africanism.
this Man from then till now has remained the only PRODUCER AND DIRECTOR who is worthy to be called NOLLYWOOD PRODUCER AND DIRECTOR. the rest are skit makers. sorry to say this. the Ruth kadiri and other recent producers so much loved is just a SKIT MAKER to me.
UGEZU J UGEZU's movies are the only relic in the long deleted splendor of NOLLYWOOD and i think all others should go back to their drawing board and even seek counsel from HIM.

BOOM!! 🚨🙆‍♀️🎯💃

Mercy Johnson don come again!! 🗣️

"Wizkid and Burna Boy are the only people who can ask me to wash clothes and I do it without complaining." Mercy Johnson

"It has been years since I stopped washing clothes. Infact, even my husband can't make me wash clothes anymore. Right now, there are only two people in this whole world who can ask me to wash clothes and I will do so without complaining and that's Wizkid and Burna Boy. That's cuz they the Big-2." Mercy Johnson 💃

As it stands, Wizkid and Burna Boy now deserve anything they want because they carry that much weight😁

Even if Wizkid and Burna Boy demands for your wife or girlfriend, just give them for they deserve that✅🎯

The moment you hear the word “ is it because you have money ? Forget it … is coming from the side of envy mixed with pepper and bitter leaf 👨🏾‍🦯👨🏾‍🦯👨🏾‍🦯

BREAKING: Tinubu’s Govt Set To Arrest Skitmakers Who Release Content Online Without Approval

The National Film and Video Censors Board (NFVCB), under the leadership of Shaibu Husseini, has announced plans to arrest skitmakers who release content online without prior approval.

In a recent statement on social media, the NFVCB warned filmmakers and content creators against producing, promoting, and distributing unapproved content on platforms such as Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and Twitter. The board expressed growing concern over the increasing amount of content that violates Nigeria’s censorship laws.

“The attention of the National Film and Video Censors Board has been drawn to the activities of some unscrupulous filmmakers/content creators who are clearly flouting the provisions of the country’s law with impunity,” the statement read.

The board specifically highlighted the illegal production and dissemination of same-sex content, noting that such content is prohibited under Nigerian law. The NFVCB emphasized that all film and video content, including skits and music videos, must be classified by the board before being distributed or exhibited on any platform.

Reminding content creators about the 2014 Same-Sex Marriage (Prohibition) Act, the board stated, “It is an offence to directly or indirectly make public show (Exhibition) of same-sex relationships in Nigeria.” The statement also reiterated that it is illegal to distribute or exhibit any film or video content without NFVCB classification.

To enforce these regulations, the NFVCB announced its collaboration with security agencies to track and take legal action against those who violate the rules. “The Board therefore wishes to state categorically that we are working with relevant security agencies to track the individuals and production companies involved,” the statement concluded.

𝗝𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁: Why did you refuse to play in the Chinese league, Gareth?

Bale 🎙: Because they use witchcraft.

Journalist🎙: How do you know that.

Bale 🎙️: Once we went to China and played a charity match, I dribbled the same player 3 times and found him in front of me. 😂😂

A group of Arsenal players have travelled with our coach Mikel Arteta for an early summer training camp in Marbella, Spain.

Ben White, Eddie Nketiah, Emile Smith Rowe, Fabio Vieira, Jurrien Timber and Reiss Nelson are the players involved as per the reports.

Our Skipper Odegaard, Jesus, Partey and others are expected to join them shortly.

Hope this benefits the players

Joe Ibokwe blames IPOB, ESN, and ‘unknown gunmen’ for the fact that Davido and Chioma’s wedding didn’t take place in the South East

The Emirates Cup will take place at the Emirates Stadium this summer. 🏟️

• Arsenal vs. Leverkusen
Wednesday, 7th August [kick-off 6pm]

• Arsenal vs. Lyon
Sunday, 11th August [kick-off 2pm]

Many people don’t know this but it’s actually Nwankwo Kanu, not Kanu Nwankwo.

His first name (which is his birth name) is Nwankwo cos he was born on Nkwo day while his surname (family name) is Kanu.

When you call him Kanu Nwankwo it makes it look as if his birth name is Kanu and his surname (family name) is Nwankwo.

So it’s Nwankwo Kanu, not Kanu Nwankwo.

Same way it is Victor Osimhen, not Osimhen Victor.

First name will always come FIRST.

The only time surname comes first is when it is indicated for you to do so, like when you’re in school or you’re filling a form in an official setting cos it facilitates identification faster.

And anytime the surname comes first, it MUST be followed by a comma.

So if you wanna write the surname first then it has to be like this:

“Kanu, Nwankwo”

If you want to involve his middle name then it will be:

“Nwankwo Christian Kanu”

Or

“Kanu, Nwankwo Christian”

Your surname should always come last!!!

For Asians, the surname comes first. But since we are using the writing and naming system of the West, our surname comes last.

We need to learn the right way of writing people’s names to avoid confusion.

Cos Nwankwo Kanu is different from Kanu Nwankwo and in a court of law it can be argued that they are two different people.

Funnily enough, many people don’t even know the right way of writing their own names 😁😁😁

Even here on Facebook I see people writing their surname first or having it in the middle, but that’s wrong.

The English literally says “first name”, “middle name” and “last name/surname”

It shouldn’t be hard to do, should it?

©️Chidey

“Religion has brought a lot of washing that a man will sit in the comfort of his house and ask my son or daughter to bring what they call first fruit. Na you train am? Your first salary is for your father, not your Pastor.”

- Veteran actor Kanayo .O. Kanayo

"I acted like a fool in all my movies, not because I am a fool in real life but because I wanted to show most ladies how their men are easy to get. I am the wisest man in the world when it concerns women. You can't use me in real life.' - Actor Tony Umez