Cursed Page

🌸🌟On November 11th, 1963 Lee Harvey MOTHERS-wald took his Italian carCUNTo rifle and ✨️SLAYED✨️ JFK. He proceeded to flee the scene, but was caught at the ✨️linc-CUNT✨️ theater.🌟🌸

Happy new year sorry it's late I've been held captive

I was given a God tier immune system just to also get crippling mental illness. Win some lose some ig

Babies are homophobic

You ever think about how if you cut someone's dick off you could use it as a straw?

Milk the gorilla

Being straight? In this economy?!?!

Can you stop using my t**s to fart?

Isn't cannibalism just extreme vore?

Oatmeal time is anytime!

I was fu***ng dying in that Perkins bathroom, I saw God.

This is sad... I need more toe fungus

What do you mean you don't have toes, I put them in my mouth sometimes

I'm sitting here, toes clenched.

Licking armpits isn't a part of my love language

You better not give my dick covid

I wanna stick my dick in a pretzel

I'm a w***e who loves pudding!

Put your panties back on woman I'm trying to fish

I'm gonna stick these fingers up your urethra

Oh s**t I forgot this page existed lmao

I wanna eat coins

If you're into cat girls is that considered necko-philia?

Maybe hell is closed for the winter

Imagine if instead of two b***s you just had one giant b**b

I need you to do me a favor... a solid even. Get on your swimming trunks and get in this pool of tonsil stones

I'll be honest all of these recent posts are just my high thoughts that my boyfriend wrote in a list for me over the past year and a half

My emotions may be big, but you know what's bigger? My fat knockers

My p**s is too sexy to be in there

*drinks tobasco sauce straight out the bottle & out of a cup* (the entire bottle)