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What kind of pictures would two people like to take during the cold weather? They would definitely take polar-oids!

What did the man who was rejected at the sunscreen factory say? "I can always reapply

Why really should you never look at the sun from behind a colander? You will end up straining your eyes.

Why was the guy who was going bald angry? Because like his head, he had poor luck. He won a comb in his lottery!