The Royal Bank of Clementine

We are proud sponsors of Wendy Oliver’s gunt reinforcement surgery. We currently have the best team of structural engineers working day and night.

We are back and running at full capacity thank you to all our loyal customers

We are bankrupt. Thanks to scammers.

What can RBC do to meet your financial needs?
We have the new ELITE ALAYE+ WORLD MASTERCARD.

After a meeting with our board, we have taken the difficult step of launching repossession proceedings against Blythe Harrod-Kensington Rogers-Thatcher.

We are offering $1000
To the first person who can solve this: https://mywordle.me/?word=wzrbp

Screen shot your answer and send it to us in a private message to win!

Make Your Own Wordle Guess the hidden word in 6 tries. You can also share your own word!

How can The Royal Bank of Clementine invest in you and your future?

What would you do with $10,000 early Christmas present?

Let us know below 👇

How can we help make your financial dreams, a reality?

We are running a competition for the whole of October. How would you like to get your hands on $10,000? Think you have the brains to answer five questions correctly? Answer all five correctly and the money is yours.

Terms and conditions apply.

When are you going to stop being poor?

💰 COMPETITON TIME 💵

How would you like to win $10,000? All you have to do is answer five questions correctly. Think you have it in you? Comment below ⬇️ 👇

Become a member of our bank and receive a free 150 dollar iTunes voucher or a Google play card

We have meetings with investors today on Wall Street. Do you poor people know where that is?

The Taliban has offered us the opportunity to become the new central bank of Afghanistan. We are eager making preparations. Apply now!

What you thinking of hun? How can Clementine make your dreams come true?

Did you know?!

The Royal Bank of Clementine also owns Gringotts Bank and regularly lends money to help them out!