The Chemical That makes the Freaking Frogs Gay

my least favorite questions are:
what do you like to do?
what are you good at?
nothing. the end.

a job that tests for drug use 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻
why do you think i’m working in the first place? to support my drug addiction, obviously 🙄

the ge**er baby can catch these fu***ng hands‼️ 😤💯

even if the chemicals in the water have seemingly made you gay, just remember, everything is going to be ok. life is just like chapters in a book. in case you’re on a bad one, it doesn’t mean it’s your final chapter. if you have faith in the person you are, it’s going to be alright. and most importantly… (see attached image)

Finally a cure

I recently enrolled in self defense classes, but I noticed they were lacking in one way - how to kick a baby’s ass. when I asked my instructor how to go about this, I was kicked out of the program. thankfully, there was this extremely useful guide I found online. stay safe comrades.

happy Monday morning, gay frogs

this plant butter bouts to make act a FOOL 😮‍💨🥵😜
***y

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I think his dog is re****ed.