Zambia Academic Writers Bureau

Hi.........can we were where you are typing from?

Today is not for studies, relax........

One day you will he happy........

Human beings are of four types:

1. A man who knows, and knows that he knows. This is the scholar, so take and patiently learn from him.

2. A man who knows, but does not know that he knows. This one has forgotten, so quietly remind him.

3. A man who does not know, and knows that he does not know. This one is a student, so teach him continuously because he will be a great scholar one day.

4. A man who does not know, and does not know that he does not know and isn’t even interested in knowing. This one is an idiot, so reject him".

~ ECSaayli

©️ Saay

NOTICE

The Teaching Service Commission will showcase the teacher recruitment process in line with this year’s International Women’s day theme; Women’s DigitALL Innovation And Technology for Gender Equality.

This activity will be conducted tomorrow 7th March, 2023, starting at 09:00 hours, on the first floor of Government Complex.
The activity is part of the 8th March, 2023 commemoration.

You are all invited!

TYPES OF DOCTORS
1. TEACHER -BEHAVIOR/ COGNITIVE SCHOOL
2.DOCTORS/ NURSES- HUMAN BODY ENTIRELY/ PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL
3. PASTORS/ POLICE OFFICER - HUMAN BEHAVIOR / MAINTAINING STATUS QUO SOCIETY.

ALL PLAY A VERY IMPORTANT ROLE IN HUMAN LIVES. THEREFORE DO NOT UNDER RATE ANY PROFESSION OR SOMEONES WORK
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2023 Teacher recruitment........
At this point, you should be putting all the necessary documents together in readiness for the advert to be published soon. And I mean very soon. Latest should be April.................

TODAY'S MOTIVATION ON KOSWE

Six (6) Leadership Principles that we can learn from an Eagles

1. Eagles fly Alone and at High Altitudes.
They don't fly with sparrows, ravens, and other small birds.

MEANING; Stay away from narrow-minded people, those that bring you down. Eagle flies with Eagles. Keep good company.

2. Eagles have an Accurate Vision. They have the ability to focus on something as far as 5km away. No matter the obstacles, the eagle will not move his focus from the prey until he grabs it.

MEANING; Have a vision and remain focused no matter what the obstacles and you will succeed.

3. Eagles do not Eat Dead things. They Feed only on Fresh Prey.

MEANING; Do not rely on your past success, keep looking for new frontiers to conquer. Leave your past where it belongs, in the past.

4. Eagles Love the Storm.
When clouds gather, the eagle gets excited, the eagle uses the storms wind to lift itself higher. Once it finds the wind of the storm, the eagle uses the raging storm to lift itself above the clouds. This gives the eagle an opportunity to glide and rest its wings. In the meantime, all the other birds hide in the branches and leaves of the tree.

MEANING; Face your challenges head on knowing that these will make you emerge stronger and better than you were. We can use the storms of life to rise to greater heights. Achievers are not afraid to rise to greater heights. Achievers are not afraid of challenges, rather they relish them and use them profitably.

5. Eagles Prepare for Training;
They remove the feathers and soft grass in the nest so that the young ones get uncomfortable in preparation for flying and eventually flies/ when it becomes unbearable to stay in the nest./

MEANING; Leave your Comfort Zone, there is No Growth there.

6. When the Eagle Grows Old,
His feathers becomes weak and cannot take him as fast and as high as it should. This makes him weak and could make him die. So he retires to a place far away in the mountains. While there, he pluck

What are you planning for the weekend?

5 THINGS THAT BROUGHT GREAT MEN DOWN

• FOOD - Ask Adam
• PRIDE - Ask Nebuchadnezzar
• LOVE OF MONEY - Ask Judas Iscariot
• LOVE OF GIFTS AND APPRECIATION - Ask Gehazi
• WOMEN - Ask Samson

5 THINGS THAT HAVE LIFTED GREAT MEN
• Prayer and fasting - Ask Daniel
• Self Control - Ask Joseph
• Obedience - Ask Abraham
• Humility - Ask Elisha
• Patience - Ask Ruth

He who has ear, let him hear what the spirit is saying to the church.

NOTHING LASTS FOREVER
Whatsapp killed BBM
Youtube killed DVD
CDs killed Cassettes
Phone killed Post Office
SMS killed Letter Writing
Email killed Fax
Civilization killed Culture
Computer killed Typewriter
Money killed True Love

What else killed what again oooo?🤔
Internet killed Library
Google killed Dictionary
Wikipedia killed Encyclopedia

No condition is permanent in this world, Be humble.

MoMo is killing Express Union, ATM machine and queues at the bank.

So my beloved whatever position you are today use it positively, tomorrow may not be yours but someone else's, it is the measure you met on them today you will get tomorrow, so live a life with the fear of God in you

At the end, Death will kill life and Resurrection will kill death.

BE CAREFUL, THIS WORLD IS NOT FOR ONE PERSON WE ARE JUST PASSING THROUGH IT.
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Wakulekafye......today is today 😂🤣🤣

BLACK FRIDAY
Stick to your budget as you buy your goods today. There is alot of business psychology in pricing today. Be alert and don't be scammed....

Ba Disciplinary Committee, let's visit the link below and defend our own Janny Sikazwe ,they want to blow off his lights before his time.

https://www.facebook.com/274917909278341/posts/4996357657134319/?mibextid=Nif5oz

Canada fans fume at controversial AFCON ref after 'ridiculous' officiating in Belgium clash

Woman Stripped Of Qualification After Burning Degree

(BBC)A young woman in Malawi has had her academic qualifications revoked after a video, in which she was seen burning her university degree as a show of frustration that she could not find a job, went viral on social media.

Privately-run Exploits University in the capital, Lilongwe, told Bridget Thapwile Soko that it was disappointed with the video because it tarnished the image of the institution and said it had decided to invalidate her learner’s degree certificate with immediate effect.

Ms Soko was awarded a degree in business administration upon completing a four year course with the university but was heard in the video saying she had decided to burn it because she saw no value in it.

Unemployment is a serious problem in Malawi and was one of the key campaign issues in the last general election. President Lazarus Chakwera, then an opposition leader, promised he would create a million jobs in his first year in office.

The president’s team claims the majority of those jobs have been created, but the opposition say unemployment numbers have in fact increased.

In most anti-government protests that have recently been held across Malawi, many youth are seen carrying placards demanding jobs.
But the revocation of Bridget’s certificate has ignited a huge debate on social media about unemployment and the suitability of education offered in institutions of higher learning.

Credit: BBC

Now is time to try your lucky and become that person you have been envying.........

Try your lucky.......

We are Recruiting 4,500 Teachers in 2023.
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OBITUARY 26/09/22

It is with a heavy heart that I (DEBS Mpika) inform you that my Headteacher for Kampamba Day, Mr. Simuchile has committed su***de by hanging himself inside his house. Reasons behind this incident are not yet established. The police are yet to visit the scene. I will be updating you as details come Forwarded as received!

As CBZ,we condole and commiserate with the teaching fraternity in Mpika District for the untimely death of our Brother and colleague.
Credit:CBZ
RIP

CABINET AND PROVINCIAL MINISTER CONTACT LIST, CALL THEM NOW

1. Hon Chushi Kasanda

Minister of Information and Broadcasting MP Chisamba Constituency.

Phone +260978980090

2. Hon Ambrose Lufuma

Minister of Defense
MP Kabompo Constituency

Phone +260977850143

3. Hon Brenda Tambatamba.

Minister of Labor and Social Security.

MP Kasempa Constituency.

Phone +260977563333

4. Hon Jack Mwiimbu

Minister of Home Affairs and internal Security.

MP Monze Constituency

Phone 0977801281

5. Hon Gary Nkombo

Minister of Local Government and Housing.
MP Mazabuka Central Constituency.

Phone +260977788015

6. Hon Stanley Kakubo

Minister of Foreign Affairs. MP Kapiri Mposhi Constituency.

Phone +260977399810

7. Hon Elias Mubanga

Minister of Small and Medium Enterprise.

Phone +260966901178

8. Hon Doreen Mwamba

Minister of Community Development and social services.

Phone +260973320596

9. Hon Charles Milupi

Minister of Infrastructure and urban Development.

Phone +260977782805.

10. Hon Mulambo Haimbe

Minister of Justice

MP Lusaka Central Constituency.

Phone +260977762695

11. Hon Frank Museba Tayali

Minister of Transport and Logistics.

MP Ndola Central Constituency.

Phone +260977809190

12. Hon Sylvia T Masebo

Minister of Health.
MP Chongwe Constituency.

Phone +260977784445

13. Hon Situmbeko Musokotwane

Phone +260977269793

Finance Minister. MP Liuwa Constituency

14. Hon Douglas Siakalima

Minister of Education MP Chirundu Constituency.

Phone +260977801927

15. Hon Mike Elton Mposha

Minister of Water Development. MP Munali Constituency.

Phone +260979761891

16. Hon Rodney Sikumba

Minister of Tourism and Arts. MP Livingstone Central.

Phone +260979878615

17. Hon Collins Nzovu

Minister of Green Economy and environment. MP Nangoma Constituency.

Phone +260978404814

18. Hon Paul Chanda Kabuswe

Minister of Mines and Minerals. MP Chililabombwe Constituency.

Phone +260977780718

19. Hon Reuben Mtolo Phiri

Minister

WHY SOME TEACHERS (MEN) DELAY GETTING MARRIED

1) FEAR (MARRIAGE PHOBIA)

Many bachelors actually fear Marriage

They fear the financial responsibilities that come with Marriage. spending on her, and then when the kids come, extra demands on him. Local man cannot can.

They fear the emotional responsibilities, tell her you love her everyday, take her out on dates, kiss her daily, be responsible and accountable to her, forgive her, it's all too much for them to handle

While some Men fear Marriage because of the things they've heard or seen, maybe their father or a close friend of theirs had a bitter marriage experience

2) THEY DON'T WANT TO LOSE THEIR FREEDOM

They know they may not be able to hang out with the guys on Friday night as before.

They will be expected not to go anywhere without her knowledge,

They know they won't be be able live carefreely as they were doing before as bachelors and they still value that freedom above all.

3) NO NONEY

Among this category are two types.

✔ The ones who have nothing at all to use in doing wedding, and then running a home after

Even her bride price they can't afford with their current account balance, so they're still single or engaged, they are currently working hard and saving money toward their marriage, with plans to quit bachelorhood soon.

✔ The ones who have money, have a good job with a good salary, even accommodation, but they want to be millionaires first, buy car, buy land and build house before they now settle down. (of course this is stupidity.)

4) THEY ARE NOT READY TO QUIT MESSING AROUND (PLAY BOYS)

They are still busy sampling ladies, playing around wiyu Ada, Juliet, Zara, Shade and 20 other ladies.

They don't want Marriage to slow down or hamper their philandering.

5) STILL SEARCHING

This one's haven't seen the one yet.
Among them are;

👉 THOSE who honestly haven't found the bone of their bones and are still searching,
These ones are praying and waiting to hear God.

Amongst those who

Apply for Zambia Correctional Service Recruitment, currently hiring. It’s important to follow all instructions when applying for the jobs online. Regardless of how you apply, it’s important to follow the company’s application instructions, to submit all the required materials, and to carefully proofread your application before you click the “Submit” button.
Zambia Correctional Service invites applications from interested and suitably qualified Zambians to join its rank and file as professionals:-
ENTRY REQUIREMENTS/QUALIFICATIONS
Prospective candidates must meet the following:
Must be a Zambian Citizen with Green National Registration Card (NRC);
Must possess Grade Twelve (12) School Certificate with five (05) Credits;
Must be between 18 – 35 years of age:
Must be physically mentliily fit;
Must have no criminal record;
Must be ready to undergo military training;
Must be single the time of recruitment;
Must not be less than 1.65m tall;
Must be ready and willing to work in rural parts of Zambia.
Interested candidates should apply in their own handwriting to respective Regional Commanding Officers; Central; Lusaka; Copperbelt; Southern; Eastern; North-Western; Western: Luapula; Northern and Muchinga Provinces.
Note the following:
No Application letter will be received at Correctional Service Headquarters and Correctional Staff Training Colleges.
All applicants must be affiliates to their Professional Associations where applicable.
Candidates who will be shortlisted will be expected to meet the cost of their accommodation, meals and travel expenses to and from the place of interview.
Only candidates meeting the stipulated requirements should apply.
Only successfill candidates will be communicated to.
For further information contact;
Telephone Number: +260 215 222125 +260 953580162
The Director, Human Resource
Zambia Correctional Service Headquarters
KABWE

RECENTLY RECRUITED TEACHERS SHOULD REPORT BY SEPTEMBER 15, 2022 – SYAKALIMA.

ARNOLD TUTU

SEPTEMBER 10, 2022

By Michael Kaumba
Government has maintained that the deadline for all recently recruited teachers to report in their new stations remains September 15, 2022.

Education Minister DOUGLAS SYAKALIMA says he expects all teachers to have taken up their posts by the deadline which is in public domain.

And Mr. SYAKALIMA has warned of stern action against any senior Ministry of Education official impeding the process of assimilating the new teachers in the government system.

Speaking when he met officials from his constituency at his office, Mr. SYAKALIMA tasked District Education Board Secretaries-DEBS- countrywide to ensure they expedite the placement of new teachers on the payroll.
He said he has given officials in his ministry enough time to settle down following the change of government last year and now the time to work has come.

And Chirundu District Education Board Secretary JUDITH SANTAMBO said about 92% of the recently recruited teachers have reported for duty in the district.
Ms. SANTAMBO said the new teachers have all been put on government payroll.
Government set September 15, 2022 as the deadline for the over 30,000 teachers who were recently recruited under the teacher recruitment exercise to report for duty.

386/387 RECRUITED TEACHERS IN MANSA REPORT TO THEIR STATIONS - DEBS

By ZANIS Staffer
ALMOST all the newly-recruited teachers sent to Mansa District have reported for duty within the first week of the third academic term.

According to Mansa District Education Board Secretary (DEBS) Ireen Chikoti, 386 out of the 387 teachers allocated to the district have since reported to their stations and performing duties.

Mrs. Chikoti who accompanied Mansa Mayor Njikho Musuku on a tour to conduct a physical headcount of new teachers in selected schools, confirmed the development to ZANIS.

More in the following report….

500 fake teachers: AG reveals tutors used forged certificates to get jobs

OVER 500 teachers used fake documents to gain employment in the public service between 2017 and 2021 and got paid over K26 million.

A review of the minutes for the Ministry of Education appointments, promotions and disciplinary committee held in March 2018 revealed that in 2017, the Teaching Council of Zambia (TCZ), in conjunction with the Examinations Council of Zambia (ECZ), undertook a verification exercise and established that 501 practitioners used fake school certificates to gain employment in the public service.

According to the audit of government payroll for the financial years between December 2017 and

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Report by September 16, teachers told

ALL the newly-recruited teachers are expected to be at their respective stations to start offering lessons for term three as Government is facilitating placement of remaining staff on the payroll.

And Government has maintained that teachers who will not report at their posts by Friday next week will be replaced.

Government has recruited over 30,000 teachers, with over 20,000 having reporting to their various posts and https://enews.daily-mail.co.zm/welcome/home

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LECTURERS WILL NEVER TELL YOU THIS IN THE UNIVERSITY 🤣🤣🤣🤣

If you are invited for a job interview, at the entrance of the gate or within the Organization's premises:

1.Politely greet everybody. I have seen MDs and Managers disguise and stand at the gate to observe interviewees.

2. Do not go inside and start charging your phone or begin to look for where to charge your phone.

3. Do not go inside and begin to chat with your phone or make unnecessary calls. Put the phone inside your bag. They could be monitoring you through the camera.

4. Avoid too much talk with fellow interviewees. Don't go there and begin to argue about the government of the day, escalated food prices and even lack of employment opportunities. Just be calm and positive.

5. Don't start praying and speaking in tongues to demonstrate your religiosity and closeness to God. Pray at home before going.

6. If they offer you Tea or food, Please reject it politely and thank them. You can take after the interview. If you take that Tea or food, you are out.

7. Don't chew gum, biscuit or anything. Go with a book and be reading it.

8. Never ever criticise your previous employer.

9. If you see somebody you know in the Organization, either as a staff or a fellow interviewee, greet him officially. Avoid creating an impression that you know him.

10. Do not appear too Poor, helpless and inferior before the interviewer. Forget about Kenya problems, your personal and family problems. Focus on the job.

11. After the interview, put up a smiling face, thank them and leave.

In most cases, interviewers assess and score interviewees by the factors above and not necessarily by the answers they provide on paper. They'll train you eventually to do the job if they employ you.

MORE TO BE EMPLOYED IN SECURITY AND DEFENSE WINGS BEFORE DECEMBER - MWIIMBU

Home Affairs and Internal Security Minister, Jack Mwiimbu, has revealed plans by government to launch a massive recruitment of officers under various security and defense wings before December.

Byta FMs Brian Hantuba reports that Mwiimbu, who did not specify the number of personnel to be employed states that among institutions expected to carry out recruitment include the Police Service, Zambia National Service, The Zambia Army and Drug Enforcement Commission.

He remarks that the recruitment process will be transparent, adding that any perceived mistakes in previous recruitments that the New Dawn administration embarked on would be corrected.

Mwiimbu, who is also Monze Central Member of Parliament, has taken pride in government’s record of creating employment, reminding the public that over 30, 000 teachers and over 11, 000 health workers have been recruited to date.

He was speaking during Wednesday’s celebration of the United Party for National Development’s First Victory Anniversary Celebration in Monze.

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LATEST: 17,400 Newly Recruited Teachers put on payroll successfully as of yesterday.

GOVERNMENT STARTS PLACEMENT OF NEW TEACHERS ON PAYROLL

Government has started the process of including newly-recruited teachers on payroll and no-one will ‘fight’ to be included on the list, chief Government spokesperson Chushi Kasanda has said.

Recently, Government hired 30,496 teachers, who have started reporting to various schools they have been posted to in readiness for term three next month.

“We can’t employ people without a plan. The people we have employed don’t have to wait to start getting their salaries because that money [for their salaries] is there

Credit: Zambia Daily Mail