Mainstream radio hits different when its on mute

Hi friends I know it’s been a while but does anyone have a 31st December melbourne falls ticket up for grabs because my dumb ass bought the wrong one then it sold out x

Omg this page still exists hahahah

Okay but why is it good luck to get s**t on by a bird??

Wait what happens if an ambulance runs you over
Like do they stop or just keep going

All this hype about puberty blues on Netflix, only the OG’s repetitively watched it on YouTube on 240p

As if Prince Phillip gotta go die on my birthday

Prince Phillip and the Queen... are second cousins... not sure how to feel

Still considering

If booster seat wins us and King Gizzard and The Sh*tpost Lizard will giveaway our pages

and if Cherub wins we’ll be very happy Ball Park Music

and if it’s heat waves we’ll put on more sunscreen

There are two types of people in this world:

People who went through a stage of trying to learn all the lyrics to an Eminem song,

And fu***ng liars

Old people be like “young people are dumb” then get their card details stolen over the phone

Who wants some

This page dead lol

Why do people that rarely post on social media act like they have a master’s degree in maturity

help admin 2 out:
which hockey dad top am I getting myself for Chrissy?
👍 - bby blue one with rainbow people
❤️ - classic blue croc
😲 - keg!

If you get this you are an elite

this is a violation of human rights

if I have a son and he becomes a priest, do I call him father or son?

dustin martin: *wins norm smith*

me: “dusty is the most overrated player in the league”

disappointed but not surprised tiges

f**k the tigers dynasty

how do people get about with these long ass fake nails and be okay, I can barely wipe my own ass

Me: *wakes up*
Also me: woah that was a crazy dream
Also me: what dream

No one:
Me in any situation ever: surely someone put on The Smiths

missing person: FOUND

Collingwood Football Club found in the last quarter when they finally showed up to the game

missing person: Collingwood Football Club

reported as missing when they didn’t show up for the first quarter against Geelong in last nights semi final

Aborted Dreams: Share Your Memes

which Laika?
👍 for Wil Wagner
❤️ for Sticky Fingers

Lemon to my lime is the cutest song ever, change my mind