Lord Dk

HAPPY SUNDAY TO U GUYS
DON'T GO DOWN AGAIN
I TOLD U NOT TO GO DOWN

HAVE A VERY WONDERFUL DAY, GOD BLESS YOU

Imagine you have 200 naira left and you have not eaten and u have to pay bike to go to church.
See oh person use him last card pay bike for me and him to come church, the later hungry come dey catch cham him come dey say me I no fit advice say make we trek use that money but food😬😬😬😯😯😱🤨🤨

D way pple just dey shout Jesus i be like we go add Jesus to thier name??🫤🫤😬😬🤯🤯😤

Today for school teacher want beat me because I dey play game for class I tell am say ma your class is boring guess weti shw talk

Me out go killy phone😳😳😳🙀🙀💔💔

Between being a zombie and having coronavirus which one do you prefer don't forget corona na 3d

Teacher: the text book is 2k🤷
Satan: tell ur Dad is 5k🥴
Me: Dad the text book is
20k😒
Satan: Jesus 🙆🏃🏃🏃

If I give you 3 million to by me
Anything n take the change
What will u buy me
?????
🥺🥺🥺🥺

Funny tnihg abuot tihs
Fackbooe is taht eevn tohough
Wodrs are msessed up
Fackbooe adidcts & legsend
Can sltil raed it
🤣😂🤣

3 meat was found missing in
the pot yesterday And the 2nd.
Person that appears when u.
Press responseible for it🤣😂🤣

U are not on ur man's profile,
not on his wallpaper not on his
Lock screen not even on his
Status. Anty were exactly are u. 🤔

In de land of no fuel, ND de time
Of no cash😣, the destiny of a
great kingdom rests on the
Should of an old man, His
Name is 👇

Imagine given a half of ur time and half of your money for almost 2yrs then when it time to get married she says she thought you were just taking care of her