Cheese Knife

Who needs chipotle when you have taco bill

Played mini golf for the first time over the weekend, let me tell you using a number 5 driver on an indoor course is not recommend

I swear to f**k if I see another Biscoff collaboration I'm going to s**t my pants

I think hamburger and fry go well together

Candice this, dragon that

Well how about Candice joke stop dragon on and on. Sick of all y'all DN's

Just found out boxing day is about sales in shops

Knocking grandma out wasn't appreciated by the family

If you have been out of school for over a year and you still have your formal photo, you legally have no say in anything

Where the f**k did Greta Thunburg go? Waiting for that amber alert

Can one of those weird ass witchcraft kids from the back of the class hurry up and cast some spell to get rid of covid, f**k it even somone who believes in essential oils

Tuesdays

For all the f**king honey soy flavoured food I've eaten, I don't think I've ever had a honey soy glazed chicken

Not dead, just depressed.

Ok I lied I'm just a lazy f**k but chuck us a sad react cause covid sucks

Accidentally sending a 🍆 pic to a mate instead of the girl and then claiming it was intentional is a power move

When your mate who always get f**keyed tells you how f**keyed you were last night

Friend: "yeah she really f**ked me up"
Me: "When?"
"When will you get over her, you have friends and family that love and support you, she's not worth it"

Love it when you're ex tries to lecture you when she ruined the relationship

It's beginning too look a lot like Chris... F**k I missed it again

One day Michael Bublé I will get you

Never in history have the words "not bad" not been followed with "good soize"

Yeah I snort KETAMINE

K-FC
E-please
T-bring
A-back
M-krushers
I-
N-
E-

I won't be political on this page but boomers out here really wondering why it's hotter than last year

Idk ask scomo and the lump of coal he has wedged between those Engadine maccas carpark s**tting cheeks of his

Cruisers to white girls is like spinach to Popeye

That is if spinach made Popeye loud and obnoxious

It's a dangerous day to be a zooper dooper

When you're out of darts at a party and you see your mate with a fresh deck ripe for the picking

Hit your misso

Or whatever that dumb tiktok songs lyrics are

I must be gay because I'm getting sick of all you pu***es 🤷‍♂️

Just watched Mandalorian for the first time here's my review: 0/10 can't see baby Yoda's feet 😭😡🤬😠

Dad: "son you have to stop using ketamine, it's ruining your life and me and my mum don't know what to do, please we love you"

Ok boomer

Turns out ketamine is for horses and not my nose, so guess who just lost their vet job 😭

I just took a DNA test turns out I'm 100% a ni****ne addict

British cops just raided my house and took all my cheese knives and my telly, kinda distraught rn. Might have to delete the page