The Missing Years

Tonight April 4 2024. 9-1. Middletown VA

Friday April 5 The Missing Years premier at the Red Hat ( A SPEAKEASY) in Middletown VA. Don't miss this one! What a great place! In the rear of The Wayside Inn on Main St. The road goes on forever and the party never ends!

TONIGHT!!!! SATURDAY MARCH 30TH. 6-9 PM

6-9 pm TONIGHT Fri March 29

Saturday March 30 the Missing Years are appearing at Harpers Ferry's White Horse Tavern. This is a 6-9pm event. The road goes on forever and the party never ends!

This Friday March 29 the Missing Years will be at Mountaineer Meat Smokers from 6pm till 9 pm. Excellent food, great music, and a damned good time! The road goes on forever and the party never ends!

5:30 -7:30 pm TODAY! Thursday March 14!!!!!

This Saturday morning March 16 the Missing Years do a brunch event at Mike's Tavern Prospect Street in Hagerstown from 10am till 1 pm. Start your Saturday up with a bang! The road goes on forever and the party never ends!

Thursday March 14 530pm-730pm the Missing Years will be performing at BlackDraft Farm distillery. Hope to see all of you there!

TONIGHT!!!

The Missing Years roll into Greencastle PA for a 6pm-9pm evening performance that will be well worth the trip! Elegant atmosphere, superb fare, generous libations, and timeless classic music to please your soul!
The road goes on forever and the party never ends!

Friday March 1 I will be soloing at American Legion Joe Stickell Post 15 in Waynesboro PA 7-10 pm !
Saturday March 2 Mark Dorosh joins me as the Missing Years returns to B Street 104 in Greencastle PA 7-10 pm!
53 years of photos there! The road goes on forever and the party never ends!
Come join me!

Tonight!!!!!
Friday February 23!
6 pm-9pm!

The road goes on forever and the party never ends!

The Missing Years are at MOUNTAINEER MEAT SMOKERS this Friday February 23 starting 6pm till 9 pm! Good music, good laughs, and a damned good time! AND the best barbeque around! Fridays are also prime rib night! The road goes on forever and the party never ends!

Today! Sunday January 28! 2 till 5 pm!

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Lynn Routzahn | Singer Songwriter from Martinsburg, WV Singer Songwriter | Martinsburg, WV

The Missing Years THIS WEEKEND!
Sat Jan 27. 6-9 pm. Mountain Meat Smokers Martinsburg
Sun Jan 28. 1-4 pm BlackDraft Farm Martinsburg
The road goes on forever and the party never ends!

Saturday evening- 630-930 pm we are in Berkeley Springs ar the Naked Olive!!!
The road goes on forever and the party never ends!

Friday evening January 12 the Missing Years are back at the White Horse Tavern, Harpers Ferry WV. 6 pm till 9 pm!
The road goes on forever and the party never ends!

Dogsled is loaded! Headed for Captain Bender's tomorrow night (Fr 1/5 8-11pm) for a Blizzard Blittz that you will enjoy! Good music, good laughs, and a damned good time! The road goes on forever and the party never ends! Now MUSSSHHH!!!!

Friday Jan. 5 The Missing Years at CaptaIn Benders Sharpsburg! 8-11

Saturday Jan.6 The Missing Years at Maxies Brew House Shippensburg! 7-930

The road goes on forever and the party never ends!

This Sunday December 31 NYE. 1 till 4 pm!
The Missing Years in a 1pm-4pm performance at the BlackDraft Farm !
The road goes on forever and the party never ends! See ya there!

It's not Christmas without THIS!

Laird Bush....somewhere about 2012....

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the shop.
Not one VU meter was lit up everything was on stop.
The anvil cases were hung by the fridge so near.
In hopes that St. Nicholas would fill them with beer.
The boyz were all nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of new equipment danced in their heads.
And mamma in her thong, and I in my BVD's
Had just settled our heads to catch a couple of Zzzz's
When out on the lawn I heard such a racket
I sprang from the bed I just couldn't hack it
Away to the window I flew like a flash
Tripped over the dog who had eaten my stash
The moon was beaming on the new-fallen snow
It was like a million LED lights on the the old Ed Sullivan l Show When, what to my bloodshot eyes should rattle
But a miniature sleigh, and 8 crazy cattle
With a little old driver, so lively and quick
I knew in a moment it must be Big Dick
More rapid than eagles his cattle they came
And he whistled, and shouted and called them by name!
"Now Spaten! now, Stella! now, Killians and Bud!
On, Corona! On Blue Moon! on Franzikaner and Pud!"
To the top of the porch! To the top of the walls!
Hurry up now or I'll cut off your balls!

As dry leaves the before the wild hurricane fly,
Man I couldn't believe that I was still high.
So up to the house top the cattle they flew, With the sleigh full of instruments and amplifiers too.
And then in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
Justin Bieber songs on his boom box, what a goof!
As I drew in my head, and was turning around
Down the chimney the fatman came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his feet,
and his clothes were all soiled with burrito stains and meat
A 12 pack of Spaten he flung on his back
I could tell he had already finished at least one 6 pack
His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
The drool from his mouth was drawn up like a bow
And waht was under his nose (I hope it was just snow)
The stump of a pipe was in his teeth so tight
Whatever he was smokin sure smelled alright
He had a broad face and a round little belly,
And when he farted, boy it was smelly!
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
I thought he knocked himself out when he ran into the shelf
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Made me watch him closely before going back to bed
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his job,
And filled all the stockings, then scratched on his k**b.
And laying a finger on the side of his nose
He blew out a bo**er and up the chimney he rose
He sprang to his sleigh, and to his team belched "Let's Go!"
And away they all flew with that crazy man we know
But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
Merry Christmas SKWEEZ PLAY and have a good night

Friday Dec. 22. 6-9pm!!!!!!

Friday night
December 22. 6pm-9 pm
The Missing Years
Mountaineer Meat Smokers
BE THERE!!!!!!!

The Missing Years- Lynn Routzahn and Mark Dorosh. Benny's Pub this Wednesday December 20th. 7-9 pm
The road goes on forever and the party never ends!

The Missing Years.......THIS WEEK!
Saturday Dec. 16
9 am-noon Mike's Tavern Hagerstown
2 pm-5 pm. The Thirsty Farmer Biglerville PA
TRGOFATPNE!

This week!
The road goes on forever and the party never ends at.......
White Horse Tavern Harpers Ferry-Friday Dec. 8 from 6 till 9 pm
AND
Hagerstown Elks 378 (members and guests)-Saturday Dec. 9 from 8 till 11 pm.
Good music, good laughs, and a damned good time!

The Missing Years-----
Mike's Tavern Hagerstown
Wednesday November 22. 7 till 10
TRGOFATPNE

The Missing Years at Mountaineer Meat Smokers! Friday November 17th-6 till 9 pm. The road goes on forever and the party never ends!