Mama Needs a Drink & Some Gosh-Darn Sales
I’m just here for some funny (sometimes vulgar) memes, jokes, and deals on items we shop for everyday. Welcome and enjoy!!
60% off..GREAT deal!! Limited quantities!
Limited-time deal: Rachael Ray Classic Brights Hard Anodized Nonstick Cookware Pots and Pans Set, 15 Piece - Agave Blue From a Thanksgiving and holiday feasts to celebrating the big game, and everything in between, the Rachael Ray 15-Piece Hard Anodized Nonstick Cookware Set offers all the essentials to craft delicious meals for the whole family. The carefully curated cooking set includes a dutch oven, saute pan, ...
Double umbrellas for under $100.00! ⬇️⬇️
https://amzn.to/3Pwl1z1
AECOJOY 15x9ft Double-Sided Patio Umbrella Outdoor Market Umbrella Large Sunbrella Table Umbrellas with Crank Air Vents for Deck Pool Patio (1.9" Pole,Beige) ☂MORE SHADE FOR YOU ☂ This 15ft double-side patio umbrella keeps extra large spaces of your outdoor living space shaded with your family and friends, which is a perfect choice for both residential and commercial locations, such as garden, balcony, deck, pool or coffee place.
54% off PLUS an additional $20.00 off at checkout!! This fire table is only $118.00!! ⬇️⬇️🤩🤩⬇️⬇️
https://amzn.to/3QOyAuF
Yaheetech 28 Inch Gas Fire Pit Table with Lid and Iron Tabletop for Outdoor, 50,000 BTU Propane Fire Table with Lava Rocks, Heavy Duty 2 in 1 Square Firepit Table for Patio/Backyard/Party, Black This multi-functional fire pit table is an excellent choice for outdoor heating all year round. Easily light up the sparkling flames with an electronic ignition switch and be surrounded with warmth and coziness in no time. The durable all-steel construction ensures long working life, providing yo...
Inflatable couch 22% off..down to $108!!! Who knew this even existed?! 🛋⬇️⬇️
https://amzn.to/3SYe4tt
Intex Inflatable Furniture Series The Intex Corner Sofa is a fantastic addition to any living room with spacious seating and a neutral color to suit any home decor. Luxurious, yet convenient, this couch is designed with deep seats and wide armrests for a practical and sophisticated appeal. Designed with a waterproof-flocked top s...
Omgaaaash. Mom and Me outfits for fall!! 🥰🥰
50% off this inflatable hot tub. Perfect purchase for fall/winter nights!! ⬇️⬇️
https://amzn.to/3ArNn9C
Coleman 15442-BW SaluSpa 4 Person Portable Inflatable Outdoor Square Hot Tub Spa with 114 Air Jets, Cover, Pump, and 2 Filter Cartridges, Gray # # # is open box, unharmed and in very good condition. All accessories or parts are included with the item. # # # #
60% off Intex pools!! Certain sizes only…but wow!! 🤩🤩⬇️⬇️
https://amzn.to/3bVGX91
INTEX 26701EH 10ft x 30in Prism Frame Pool with Cartridge Filter Pump Beat the heat and make a splash in this Intex 10ft x 30in Metal Frame Above Ground Pool Set. At 10 feet wide and 30 inches tall, this above ground pool is great for having friends and family over to cool off. It's easy to assemble, easy to maintain, and fits perfectly on a flat surface in your ba...
This inflatable couch tho. Camping, patio, basement, living room….the possibilities are endless! 🤩🛋
https://amzn.to/3QpBsP6
Intex Inflatable Indoor Corner Couch Sectional with Cupholders, Gray This Intex Inflatable Couch is a Corner Sofa that works as a great addition to any living room, rec room, or even to take camping. With a waterproof flocked top surface, a vinyl bottom, and a neutral color, this sectional inflatable sofa fits any decor and environment. It has deep seats and wide ...
34% off Hey Dudes!! Run before they sell out!
https://amzn.to/3duakji
Hey Dude Men's Wally Sox Onyx Multiple Colors | Men’s Shoes | Men's Lace Up Loafers | Comfortable & Light-Weight Born in Italy, raised in the world. Hey Dude emerged in 2008 out of an intense desire to see lightweight, comfortable, stylish, and yet affordable well-made shoes, become the standard, and not the exception for how you treat your feet. Made with love from us to you! Each new style is so much more...
If you’re one of the organized Mom’s out there, these back to school boards are 30% off! ⬇️⬇️
https://amzn.to/3AkoXyA
First Day of School Board - 14” X 11” Double-Sided - My First and Last Day of School Sign Chalkboard Reusable - 1st Day School Signs for Kids Back to School Supplies Preschool Kindergarten 1st Grade first day of school board back to school supplies last day of school sign last day of school first day of school sign, first and last day of school board. First day of school 1st day of school sign. First day of preschool sign last day of kindergarten sign. School signs for kids first day of kind...
I couldn’t resist jumping on the Burrito Blanket bandwagon. These are hilarious and 50% off today!!
Click here: https://amzn.to/3bWdCvm
mermaker Burritos Tortilla Blanket 2.0 Double Sided 71 inches for Adult and Kids, Giant Funny Realistic Food Throw Blankets, 285 GSM Novelty Soft Flannel Taco Blanket (Yellow Blanket-Double Sided) mermaker Burritos Tortilla Blanket 2.0 Double Sided 71 inches for Adult and Kids, Giant Funny Realistic Food Throw Blankets, 285 GSM Novelty Soft Flannel Taco Blanket (Yellow Blanket-Double Sided)
Only 2 left in stock, but Holy Cow, what a great price for a Mac Book Pro!! 🤩🤩
https://amzn.to/3bRSuWV
Apple MacBook Pro MLH12LL/A 13-inch Laptop with Touch Bar, 2.9GHz dual-core Intel Core i5, 8GB Memory, 256GB, Retina Display, Space Gray (Renewed) The MacBook Pro "Core i5" 2.9 13-Inch (Late 2016 Retina Display, Touch Bar, Four Thunderbolt 3 Ports) features a 14 nm, 6th Generation "Skylake" 2.9 GHz Intel "Core i5" processor (6267U), with dual independent processor "cores" on a single silicon chip, a 4 MB shared level 3 cache, 8 GB of onboar...
Only $11.98 today only!!
https://amzn.to/3SLjQ1F
Limited-time deal: ETCYY Sleeveless V Neck Tank Tops for Women Loose Fit Causal Summer Tie Dye Country Music Ring Hole Floral Printed T Shirt ETCYY Sleeveless V Neck Tank Tops for Women Loose Fit Causal Summer Tie Dye Country Music Ring Hole Floral Printed T Shirt
54% off this backpack! Use for back to school, travel, or laptop/business use! Has great reviews! 🎒⬇️⬇️
https://amzn.to/3w2mtSN
Limited-time deal: Laptop Backpack,Business Travel Anti Theft Slim Durable Laptops Backpack with USB Charging Port,Water Resistant College School Computer Bag for Women & Men Fits 15.6 Inch Laptop and Notebook - Black Feature: luggage/ suitcase Strap on the back is great to slide over the luggage tube and attached to your rolling luggage securely for easier transport. Ease The heavy weight. , less burden on your shoulder and back when on the go. the hidden theft proof pocket designed on the back sits up agains...
I have this in purple and cannot tell you how much I love it! It’s so comfortable, and can be easily be dressed up or down. I’m ordering in another color and wanted to share how great it is!!
https://amzn.to/3zR5rbG
Exlura Womens Spaghetti Strap Pleated Short Jumpsuit Sleeveless Flowy Playsuit Rompers Spaghetti Strap Pleated Short Jumpsuit Sleeveless Flowy Playsuit Rompers
Gooo get this projector! We use it for outdoor movies every weekend!! On sale now!!
https://amzn.to/3bXYPQB
DRJ Upgrade 7500Lumens Mini Projector Outdoor Movie Projector with 100Inch Projector Screen, Full HD 1080P Projector Supported, Compatible with TV Stick, Video Games, HDMI, USB, TF, VGA, AUX, AV, PS4 Product Specifications: Contrast Ratio: 5000:1 Native Resolution: 1280x720 pixels Supported Resolution: 1920x1080 pixels Lamp : 50,000 H Correction Optical: Manual Projection Image Size: 32 - 200 inch Best Projection Distance: 2.5 - 3.5 meter What Kind of Connections Does It Support This portable...
Allllll rugs on this page are under $50 (Regularly over $300)!! 💵💵
Red Arabesque Serapi Rug Enrich your space with this intricate area rug boasting a dynamic design in compelling hues.
I love this! Size L is already sold out!
Gray Denim Fringed Button-Up Shirt Dress - Women Washed denim shirt dress with a button-up front and a gathered elastic waist. Fringed trim and chest pockets add a classic finish.
$14.00 pants jumpsuit… almost sold out!! ⬇️⬇️
Ivory & Black Stripe Sleeveless Pocket Jumpsuit - Women Get ready for your days in a snap with this sleeveless jumpsuit featuring a classic stripe pattern and side pockets to hold your small essentials.
Oh my gooooosh, how cute! Matching child/doll outfits ALL for $12.99!! 💰⬇️⬇️
Paisley sheet set from $18.00 for Twin! ⬇️⬇️🤩🤩
Gray Paisley Microfiber Six-Piece Sheet Set Refresh your bed with the elegant paisley design of this sheet set featuring a soft microfiber construction to keep you comfortable throughout the night.
It’s not too early to think about Christmas! Snag this quilt set for $24.99 for Queen and $27.99 for King. 🎄🎅
Red & Black Moose Patchwork Reversible Quilt Set Lend a log cabin vibe to your space with this quilt set featuring a cozy rustic print and plush microfiber feel.
I got a ton of school clothes for my kids from here. You can’t beat the prices! If you aren’t a Shein member, you’re missing out. Use this link to sign up and get an additional 10% off already low prices!! ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Shop at SHEIN using my unique link and get an extra 10% off your first order over $29. With hundreds of the hottest styles dropping daily, consider them your one-stop shop for all your new season trends.
These cute tanks are 50% off! I snagged two!
Limited-time deal: Sweetnight Womens Tank Tops Summer Sleeveless Cute Twist Knot Waffle Knit Shirts https://a.co/d/1ZoPn3r
Limited-time deal: Sweetnight Womens Tank Tops Summer Sleeveless Cute Twist Knot Waffle Knit Shirts Sweetnight Womens Tank Tops Summer Sleeveless Cute Twist Knot Waffle Knit Shirts
Only 4 pairs of these sterling silver earrings are left!! Price dropped from $79.99 to $12.99!! ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Sterling Silver Flat Oval Hoop Earrings Classic and graceful, these hoops boast sleek sterling silver for a versatile highlight to your favorite ensembles.
All jewelry $14.99 and under!! 💰💰⬇️⬇️
Who needs fall shoes? Zulily has a ton of styles on sale now! Create a free account to get amazing bargains on clothing, jewelry, makeup, furniture and more!! 🤩🤩
Red & Black Plaid Sneaker - Women Casual sneakers with a bold plaid print and classic lace-up closure. Pull-tab accent.
Washable rugs are SO amazing. These are less than half the cost of the Famous brand, and the same quality. These are not public deals so you do need to sogn up (for free) with an email address. Check them out ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
On sale for $12.99 (reg. $44.99). Hurry! These are selling out fast!
Dark Gray Braided Marsha Terra Turf Suede Sandals - Women Step up your warm-weather style with this textured sandal boasting suede straps and a floral footbed.