ArmpitHair
Hi. I'm your armpit hair and I have a voice here so hear me out you fu**er. #freedomofspeech
I'll be hair for you.
This thanksgiving I'd like to thank all the people who use deodorants. You know that applying deodorant is like getting me drunk, right?
You're lucky I don't participate in goosebumps. Should I, though? They seem fun!
Do you ever wonder why I'm so thick and strong eventhough you never seem to put even half the effort on me as you do on your head hair?
Cause I work hard and "sweat". 😥
Why do I get soap when those bastards on your head gets shampoo?
I thank all humans for harvesting the s**t out of your pits.
**kyouThanksgiving
You must be thankful I don't grow as long as your head-hair.
Does everyone hate me because I am black?
My brothers and I are safe! It's November, baby! :3
Armpits love no shave November!
Wear tank tops this month.
Let us feel the cold air and let the armpit hair dance with it!
Whoosh!
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