Sloppy Rigs of Australia

It’s not often we have an Adonis like this come across our desks at Sloppy Rigs HQ. This bloke is the epitome of the average rig, one we can all aspire to become one day, in our pursuit of the ultimate slop.

Welcoming fan submissions, show us your most average looking mates. This bloke showing some initiative and using his gut rolls as an arm-rest.

Our great and humble leader. Not only a pioneer in leadership and forward-thinking for a better Australia, but a dedicated sloppy rig enthusiast like the rest of us.

This page has been created to honour the ordinary rigs of the ordinary Australian. .

Party at the front, party at the back

Adelaide FC, the sloppy rig gift that keeps on giving.