Corona JOKES
Corona Covid 19 JOKES to relax only. NO negativity, politics or advices. Covid-19 is no joke and we acknowldge the hard work and sacrifice of many
Just de-stress in the difficult times that affect lots of people from a health and economical point of view.
20/05/2021
The recession has hit everybody really hard.
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 100 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the Chinese Flu, the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Su***de Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
10/04/2020
Thanks Goodness..
31/03/2020
What to do now??😁😁😁
29/03/2020
Huh? A waste of resources?
No politics and no negativity here. Just things to make you laugh.
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?”
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies “I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?”
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure & heart rate worrying about his testicles, Nurse overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
Jokes only to lighten up the very difficult times
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