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If you are in Lekki , pls be careful... I
heard it yesterday.. It happened at
five star hotel, the world is becoming
more scary o .... A newly married
man saw a student dressed
seductively... She was just too s*xy
to overlook.... He picked her up and
abandoned the way home to a
hotel...... He lodged in with her and in
less than 5 mins he was on top of
her.... The lady was as flexible as a
snake.... Her Moanings sounded like a
hissing snake.... The man was so
carried away with her
moves and didn't really give his
concern to it.... The married man had
s*x with her over and over again and
even paid her more than the
bargained.... But told her to stay with
him tonight. He woke up an hour
later having the intentions of having
another round with her but he didn't
find her on the bed..... He heard
hissing sounds in the bathroom.....he
opened the door his heart drummed
heavily as he saw two big pythons
talking to each other he
screamed.......
The pythons leaped on him.... He ran
to the door and found it locked ....
The pythons crawled to him ready to
strike....
He shouted..... He finally felt
something cold and cycler with scales
trying to swallow him.... . He
struggled but the pythons have
already pined him down...
His head and chest was already inside
the mouth...... the snakes poisonous
saliva has covered his face....
He tried to shout but he couldn't....
He kicked the snake but the snake
was too strong... Then he had to bite
the snake's tongue and then tickled
the snake and the snake started
laughing... the snake got wounded
and involuntary vomited him.
The only problem is I don't know
how to end this fake yeye story that
you guys have been reading since....
you too like story, ...
You can come and catch me if you
too vex for this Yeye Fake story cos
na so I vex too .
GOOD EVENING from this side.
Sorry good morning...I love you all

JOKES TONIGHT
[Am having headache in my waist.
Don't just try to correct me, its my
headache not yours.*
Na only me know where edey do
me.
[ *When a woman's cooking goes
wrong. She can say anything just to
defend herself like, "Maybe the fish is
a male fish"*
Which one too be that?
[*No one loves Monday than a
working lady with a new hairstyle
done over the weekend.*
Who wan argue about this??
{} My fellow man!!!
If your girlfriend breaks up ur heart,
abeg don't curse her, she might be
my future wife
Pity me and my children
[ *i wonder why men can't stick with
one woman, but can stick to one
football club which hasn't won any
trophy since 2004......am not saying
it's arsenal *
[: Your boyfriend broke your heart
and you’re crying like you don’t have
my number. Are you serious at all ?
=} Braking news!!!
Please guys am giving out
*"le 50,000 airtime (top up)"*
for anyone who can give me a name
of one Chinese rapper
[ I heard India was the first country
to do brain surgery successfully.
Something that my mummy can do
with ordinary slap,
[If these girls continue like this I will
not watch their world cup*
*C Ronaldo will score 1 goal and
remove his shirt, a girl will score 5
goals and not remove her shirt *
[: Do you know you can be in a
relationship without knowing?
Some people are dating you in their
mind
[Some people are just too wicked,
how can we be fighting and you hold
my neck,
Do you want to kill me

A SHORT TOUCHING STORY
★★★
A Young Guy of (26) years was
sitting in a public Transport together
with his MUM. "It was one of their
happiest day in Life".
Besides them sit 2 more passengers.
A young lady and a older woman ‍,
As the Journey goes on the Guy
keep admiring RAIL TRACKS, TREES
, HOUSES etc And asks his MUM
Questions about what they are??
(A typical question a 4 year old boy
will ask his Mum and looks
stupid & funny at the same time,
FOR EXAMPLE: Son.. What's that
mum?
Mum: its a Train tracks Son: what is
Train?? And so on.)
His MUM will always explain calmly
and happily to him. Everyone in the
bus was amazed except the Young
lady sitting beside them that was
furious & irritated about why he was
behaving childishly and disturbing the
peace of everyone in the vehicle. So
she accused him and said;; Hey Mr
Man, stop behaving like a kid and
compose Yourself.
His Mum made to reply her in a
angry tone but the Older woman in
the bus asked her in a more calm and
polite manner About what was
wrong with her SON??
She replied calmly and almost crying:
"Since 26 Years ago that I
gave birth to him, Today is the first
time he could see and explore
the physical environment, he was
blind from birth and that they are
just returning home from the
hospital"
Everyone in the bus felt so sad for
him. The young lady immediately
regretted her actions, wept bitterly
and apologized sincerely to them......
MORAL LESSONS
1) Do not Judge or Criticize people
easily..... U might end up
regretting it
**
2) Always Remember to Thank GOD
for his countless & priceless
blessings on us!!! Don't be sad over
those things you don't have
now "You don't have now doesn't
mean u won't have in future" And
one thing I'm sure of is.... You have
an EYE that enables U to read this
post THAT'S alone is a Great
TESTIMONY

HOW MANY OF YOU CAN DO
THIS???
A man called his friend; and told
him: "I'm in need of money, my
Mom is sick and I have no money
for her treatment."His friend said: "
Alright my dear friend, just call me
later after prayer."he called him
after prayer but his phone was
switched off.He kept calling over
and over again, until he got tired
and went to search for another
friend who can help him with the
treatment fee.But he couldn't find
anyone who can help. He returned
back to home and found a bag of
medications near his Mother's
pillow and she was sleeping.He
asked his brother, the brother told
him your friend came and collected
the prescriptions and brought these
medicines, he just went out not
long ago.He smiled and with tears
in his eyes he went out to look for
his friend, and when he found him;
he asked him. Where have you
been, I have been calling you since
after prayer but your phone was
switched off.
The friend replied: I sold my phone
and bought the medications for
your's mom.
ONE WORD FOR THIS GUY

>Honestly...
If You Have A Boyfriend Or Not I
Hope This
Will Make A Difference..
If Only Everyone Could See This And
Understand
it..
- When She Stares At Your Mouth
Kiss Her
When She Pushes You Or Hits You
Cause She
Thinks She's Stronger Than You Grab
Her
And Don't Let Go Or Randomly Pick
Her Up..
When She's Quite Ask Her What's
Wrong
When She is Avoiding You Give Her
Your Attention
Till She Tells You What Was
Bothering Her
When She Pulls Away, Pull Her Back.
When You See Her At Her Bad
Mood. Tell Her She
is Beautiful
When You See Her Start To Cry just
Hold Her
And Don't Say A Word.
When You See Her Walking Sneak
Up And Hug
Her From Behind
When She's Scared, Protect Her
Show Her You
There For Her
When She Steals Your Favorite
Hoodie Let
Her Keep it And Sleep With it For A
Night.
When She Teases You Tease Her
Back And Make
Her Laugh pacman emoticon
When She Doesn't Answer For A
Long Time
Reassure Her Everything is Okay
When She
Looks At You. Tell Her I'm Sure You
Can See How
Blessed You Are When She Says That
She
Loves You She Really Does More
Than You
Can Understand.
When She Grabs Your Hands Hold
Hers
And Play With Her Fingers
When She Tells You A Secret Keep it
Safe And
Untold
When She looks At You in Your Eyes
Don't
look Away Until She Does When
She's Mad
Hug Her Tight And Don't Let Go
When She
Says She's Okay, Don't Believe it
Call Her At 12 in The Morning On Her
Birthday To Tell Her You Love Her
Or just
Sing For Her
Treat Her Like She's All That Matters
To You
Watch Romantic Movies Or Horror
Movies if
She's Scared Grab And Tell Her You
There For
Her
Let Her Wear Your Clothes.
When She's Bored And Sad Hangout
With Her
Let Her Know She's important
Don't Talk To Other Girls Around
Her.
Most important if You Not Around
Her And She
Slept With Broken Heart Send Her
This
" Goodmorning To The Most
Beautiful Girl in The
World "
Trust Me She Will Wake Up Happy
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That ugly moment when your
girlfriend throws you on the bed,
trying to be s*xy, but you hit your
head on the bedstead and die.
Hell fire straight
11. Corruption is when you fart and
you still join others to look out for
who farted. My brother God will
judge you
12. We have 2 types of Sars. Sars on
the beat & Sars wey dey beat.
12. Cha! Just because I borrowed a
pen from a cashier and forgot to
return it, I got home now and
received a debit alert of #70. First
Bank! My God will fight for me o!
13. Can someone please deposit
money into my First Bank Account. I
want to know if my alert is still
working
14. Hahaha. Orisirisi. I just saw Aboki
doing Conductor at Obalende He dey
shout "Obuualeyyyndey
obuualeyyyndeh"
15. I have decided to be the DJ on
my Wedding day. I dn't trust children
of nowadays,dem fit play one corner
& fall my Cake
16. Ur Mum or sister Will beg You To
assist Unhooking Her "Bra", You'll Be
Doing Like Snail , But When it's
"Bae", You suddenly becomes
Fast And Furious part 8
Bros, Just tell me why ur hell fire will
not have a suya stand??
17. You are renting a 1 room and you
come here on Facebook and post
stuff like; "Having breakfast in bed"
like you have a choice
18. Nigerians be like, I want to buy
Tin Tomatoes, the Sachet one
19. I saw a keke earlier today with
an inscription "trust no lady". I have
a feeling that, the guy once had a
Range Rover
20. When girls run out of cosmetics
the next thing they will update is.....
"MAKE-UP FREE DAY, LOVING IT
ALL NATURAL". And you think you
are deceiving Me Abi? TGIS
The whahala is now wen you Tag me
"Feeling Like Dying with # Jef
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