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I was once Arrested in Zimbabwe
for Selling Roll-on💪🏼🇿🇼

“ausi wa straight back”
“yes”
“khopela o mpiletse ausi owe wa frontal “

Nywe Nywe nywe ,"You stole my post." Tsek!!!🙄 We have different friends, my friends need to laugh too.🙄 Tsek!!!

👩‍⚕️:Ke Mang leina la ngwana
🤱: Precious
👩‍⚕️:Le ngwale mona 📝
🤱:Le Leng ke Nnopi

Kuku🍑 kea go Phanda Banyana Baka 🤘🏼🥺

👨: hi
👩: Yebo
👨: O mang bitso la hao
👩: Lefelletseng kapa le lekgutshwane
👨: Le felletseng, any way ke kopa le number tsa hao
👩: ID number, phone number, house number or account number
👨: Ae phone number ausi
👩: ok network efeng, mtn , vodacom, telkom or cellc
👨: Haibo mtn ausi
👩: O73, 078 or 063
👨: Modimo waka! 073 ausi
👩: 073 ya founu ya huawei , nokia or samsung
👨: Eish ei motho towe nokia
👩: Nokia usher or express
👨: Arg fok mahn sfebe tlohela!!
👩: O kwatile or haona airtime
👨: Heyi wena tswa ho nna mahn
👩: Ke tswe ka lemati or ka festere
👨: 👀👀👀

Bestie -- Boyfriend
😎 🙂
< )) > < )) >
_/!\_ _/ ' \_

Osare o lata report o bone
Genius e kitimixa Principal
ka ditena🧱🏃🏻😂

"👩:Sala Koloi E Tletse"
"🐸:Tlisa Wig Yaka"
"👨🏻‍🦲:Mara Chomii🥺"

"Sorry Mfanak Otlo Krea Omongwe O Ska Wara😞Marr Sfebe Sela Kese Bone Ka First Day O Tlile Le Sona Ebile Omo Tshwaretse Le Handbag😞.Mara Lwena Nekere Ka Mo Loma Ware Fotsek Fotsek Bona Nou"

😎
\\👐 mjolo wa 2022
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My brother don’t feel sad when these
Facebook gals don’t reply your inbox,
most of them can’t read
🤞👐🤔

"Initials"
"068"
"Ausi a re dlale"
"Female"

Rakgadi Commented On Your Post

"Akena Airtime, Botxa Bommao gore Ke go khumanetxi Motho wao ncha Mpa"

Monna wa Deejay o hlokomela USB go feta mosadi le bana😔

"Wetsang fela"
"I'm about to take a nap"
"Wa di rata neh"
"Eng?"
"Dinepe"

Stop Posting "NOTHING KEEPS A MAN" There's A Lot That Keeps A Man.Lona hale hlape 😩,le broke,le matawa,hale hlomphe,hale moisturize skin le baputswa😒Tsek🙄

Osarr Wa Skomora O Idibale O Phaphame O Kgobokanetse Ke Family O Swere P**i sioh✊

🙄Next Year haosabe Pregnant 🤰 renka Kuku re efa Somizi🤦‍♂️🤣🤧

"Bbe Watla?"
"Eish Taxi Eqeta Ho Phethoha Ka Rona, Ekar Ketlo Shwa Ke Teneile H**e"

"Mmata leho kae?"
"Re teng le kae?"
"I mean le hokae?"

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It took up a poor boy from the dusty streets of Brasil to make the world one through football and he is non other than Edson Arantes Do Nancimento (Pele)...the greatest player ever to have graced us in footbal,he ran his race and fought his battle,More life to the Legendary

03"bastrata!🍻"
04: 🏥
10"yawa lembewuu!yawa yawa"⚰

Next Girlfriend application form📌!!

Name:__________________
Surname:_______________
ID No.:__________________
D.O.B.:__________________
Age:____________________
Residential Address:__________________________________________________________________________________
Can walk in sneakers:___________
No. of all night prayers attended:________
Can pray for 3hours:__________
Monthly salary:________________
My monthly allowance:_________
Profession:________________
Driver's license:_______________
Name of the car:______________
Height:______________
Complexion:________________
Criminal record:_______________
Favorite bible verse:_____________
Favorite newspaper:____________
Favorite underwear:_____________
Favorite s*x position:___________

In 800 words explain why do you want to be my Girlfriend:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Declaration:
I__________of village hereby swear that I'll never cheat on you.I'll remain loyal,respectful,honest and caring to you till death do us apart.I also promise to unbest all my female besties.I'll never talk to my female colleagues except for a work issue.I'll give you eight rounds of s*x each and everyday whatever the situation is.
Sworn on______day of______2023

Applicant's signature:___________
Parents' signature:______________ ________________
Witness 1 signature:____________
Witness 2 signature:____________
Pastor's signature:______________

Application form must be accompanied by an Affidavit and a R5000 joining fee must be attached.

👨🏻::o nwa eng??
👩🏿::Bell driving
👨🏻::Huh?
👩🏿::Ka Dlala kenwa bruthanfuthi😋☺️

Best advice for December, ska Dumela go rumiwa ka ntlong
Koloi e Duma 🤞🏾

"Abdul Ngwana Not Fine"

Samaya Wena Everytime Mathata, Ngwana Must Eat Chillies

"Ntsha ! Ntsha ! Ntsha !" Sies Ebile Oee Tsenya Ke Robetse...

I want a girlfriend who will put me as a wallpaper on her dad's phone...😕

"O logile?"
"Nop"

*Capitec Money in +R8.00*
"Otla swiper wool"🥺

Next Time Le Emeleng 5 Months Nyana Before Leka Bitsa Ngwana Beauty...

"Oho Kae?"
"Habo Nthabiseng"
"Wa Aids😟?"
"O mo Loudspeaker"
"Kedi Utlwile Ka Wena Mos"

Ke maratong shame okare nka phonela ex yaka ka mo dumpa gape le bo pink.☺️

"Yoh Yoh Yoh Yoh"
"Keng?"
"Ntsha Ntsha! Kenale AIDS Ke Lebetse.

Obeye Mmago p.p obone👀Machonisa a Commenter are "Yeei Mphe Number ya Tsotsi eo"😂

"O tswa university mo neye protex "
Wena tlhapa ka MAQ