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আমার বস একটা চুদির ভাই। চরম ফ্রাস্ট্রেশন থেকে লিখলাম, অরে মাইরা ওর পুটকির তলা বান্দরের মত কইরা দিতে মন চায়

কারেন্ট নাই

When I was young, I used to see older people getting angry or sad very frequently. I thought them to be very silly and promised myself that I will always stay happy and won't get angry like them. But as I am getting older, not staying angry or sad has become an extreme sport.

প্রেম কি? চোখের ক্ষুধা

এইযে এত পড়াশোনা করে, নিতম্ব ছিলিয়ে দিন শেষে কি করবো? বসের ধন চুষবো। জ্ঞানের কোনো দাম নাই।

Dhaka city is a mega hotbox where gf/bf নিয়ে নিমাই খেলা হয়!

And sometimes you miss a puff to your friend and হালকা badbuzz খাও, but you know eventually তুমি আবার ফেরত পাবা।
Now to keep your girl, do that সুখটান!

উপদেশ:
মনে রাখবা, সব নেশাই বড় নেশা, যদি না খাও মারা!

If there is an ad being played after every song you listen to in Spotify, you are গরীব।

Requesting সবাইকে to go for paid সাবস্ক্রিইবসন which cost equal to 10 tah লাকি স্ট্রাইক so that FC Barcelona can enrich their financial condition and bring Team Messi to Spotify Camp Nou in the next transfer window.

amake niye bhooter movie banano jabe cuz the amount of time I’ve been ghosted is more than I can even count.

Emiliano Martinez Bangladesh e eshe ki hobe! Amar toh Messi lagbe. Messi ke paile or Jonno pant khule dibo

Nerds after getting 99 and begging to teachers be like:

Is this only with me naki shob meyei butterfly diye chole jay?

I wish there was anyone who could appreciate the energy I give to them. But man oh man, this generation is unappreciative. All they can say is they never asked for this. Again they crave for love. Good energy vallage na tomar abar love chao kemne?

Why can't we have someone in our life who genuinely chooses us? I have given my all to everyone. Still why?

You ask "Go hard or Go home" to an erectile dysfunctional orphans.
They:

I used to buy 5 new copies before every semester. কই যানি আছে!

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